Learn English Funcast

Learn English Funcast

Synopsis

Welcome to the English Funcast Podcast. Our super fun podcast helps you learn English by learning how to understand jokes, and different word meanings in the English Language. This is a must listen to any English language learner. Join our forum today to discuss each podcast at www.englishfuncast.com

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Episodes

  • Learn English Funcast 146: Wheel of Fortune, Spanish Stutter, and an anesthesiologist
    Learn English Funcast 146: Wheel of Fortune, Spanish Stutter, and an anesthesiologist
    Duration: 12min | 24/07/2017

    The Learn English Funcast is back baby! We got some words of motivation, some new vocabulary, and some hilarious new jokes. 

  • Learn English Funcast 145: The mystery kitchen utensil, paid compliment, and work emails
    Learn English Funcast 145: The mystery kitchen utensil, paid compliment, and work emails
    Duration: 12min | 23/05/2016

    We are finally back. Today's learn English funcast episode talks about paid compliment, work emails, and a mysterious kitchen utensil. To get the text from the podcast go to www.englishfuncast.com

  • Learn English Funcast #144 - A woman and a handgun, the Australian Outback, and a trip to the grocery store
    Learn English Funcast #144 - A woman and a handgun, the Australian Outback, and a trip to the grocery store
    Duration: 10min | 03/08/2015

    Learn English today through some funny jokes. In today's episode we teach some cool idioms, info about the Australian outback, and a funny grocery list. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to read the joke text along with the podcast.

  • Learn English Funcast #143 - Expert advice, solitary confinement, and DEATH or BOOKA!
    Learn English Funcast #143 - Expert advice, solitary confinement, and DEATH or BOOKA!
    Duration: 12min | 31/07/2015

    In today's episode we learn English from a a man who gives an alcoholic some expert advice. We also learn what you should never forget to take with you into solitary confinement. Finally we learn what death or booka means. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com where you can read the jokes while listening to the podcast.

  • Learn English Funcast #142 - Star Wars feuds, the angry plumber, and a girls love for chickens
    Learn English Funcast #142 - Star Wars feuds, the angry plumber, and a girls love for chickens
    Duration: 11min | 29/07/2015

    The Learn English Funcast got an exciting podcast for you today. We talk about the feud between Luke, and Darth Vader. We also find out why a plumber gets reall angry. Finally we find out what happends to a girls favorite chicken. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to follow the text from the jokes read in this podcast.

  • Learn English Funcast #141 - A difficult drunk test, navy admiral, and a pirate, and a chameleon in class
    Learn English Funcast #141 - A difficult drunk test, navy admiral, and a pirate, and a chameleon in class
    Duration: 10min | 27/07/2015

    Today we learn Englih with the help of a drunk test, an admiral and a pirate, and also a chameleon in class. Don't forget to check out www.englishfuncast.com to get full text of this podcast.

  • Learn English Funcast #140 - A moth, a coffin maker, and an excellent diet
    Learn English Funcast #140 - A moth, a coffin maker, and an excellent diet
    Duration: 09min | 23/07/2015

    Learn English Funcast got another exciting English learning podcast for you. Today you will learn about moths, coffin makers, and an excellent diet. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to get the text for todays jokes.

  • Learn English Funcast #139 - Gorilla removers, the expensive parrot, and the farmers son
    Learn English Funcast #139 - Gorilla removers, the expensive parrot, and the farmers son
    Duration: 09min | 20/07/2015

    Today's Learn English Funcast episode is filled with animal jokes. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to check out the text to the jokes in this podcast.

  • Learn English Funcast #138 - A shipwreck, free beer for life, and counterfeit bills
    Learn English Funcast #138 - A shipwreck, free beer for life, and counterfeit bills
    Duration: 11min | 17/07/2015

    Learn English Funcast #138 is filled with some funny jokes about three guys and a shipwreck. It also talks about test that will give you free beer for life if you pass, and counterfeit bills at the grocery store. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com for my free eBook and text version of all the jokes.

  • Learn English Funcast #137 - A guest for dinner, three men on an island, and mountain lions
    Learn English Funcast #137 - A guest for dinner, three men on an island, and mountain lions
    Duration: 09min | 09/07/2015

    Today's awsome podcast you will learn and improve your English with these funny jokes about a dinner guest, three guys on an island, and mountain lions in times square. Don't forget to check out the website for the text version of the jokes. go to www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 136 - A man stung by a bee, the hardest mint in town, and words of wisdom.
    Episode 136 - A man stung by a bee, the hardest mint in town, and words of wisdom.
    Duration: 08min | 09/03/2015

    Learn English with today's funniest jokes. We learn how it feels to be stung by a bee. We learn the meaning of the hardest person or mint in town. We end with some words of wisdom from Ron G. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and get your free eBook on how your brain learns English.

  • Episode 135 - Old men streaking, and a the case of the lipstick marks
    Episode 135 - Old men streaking, and a the case of the lipstick marks
    Duration: 08min | 03/03/2015

    In Today's episode we learn what happens when old men are bored and decide to streak. We also learn how to get girls to stop leaving lipstick marks on washroom mirrors. For more fun ways to learn English go to www.englishfuncast.com and get my free eBook.

  • Episode 134 - To bungie or budgie jump, and how spelling can ruin your life
    Episode 134 - To bungie or budgie jump, and how spelling can ruin your life
    Duration: 07min | 05/01/2015

    Today we discuss the difference between bungie and budgie jumping. We also talk about how important spelling is. One letter off can really ruin your life. For more lessons go to www.englishfuncast.com and subscribe to our email list.

  • Episode 133 - Names for cruise control, and a faulty mechanic
    Episode 133 - Names for cruise control, and a faulty mechanic
    Duration: 08min | 17/10/2014

    In today's episode we discuss different names we can call cruise control and a story about a funny mechanic.

  • Episode 132 - Round trips at an upscale hotel, and the computer troubleshooter
    Episode 132 - Round trips at an upscale hotel, and the computer troubleshooter
    Duration: 13min | 27/09/2014

    Today we talk about why flights are so expensive in Canada, we also discuss what it is like to stay at an upscale hotel. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com for all your English learning needs.

  • Episode 131 - A woman only needs four animals in her life, a man and a cattle ranch, and cat names
    Episode 131 - A woman only needs four animals in her life, a man and a cattle ranch, and cat names
    Duration: 09min | 26/08/2014

    Today we discuss what kind of animals a woman needs in her life. Why some people have dreams of owning a cattle ranch, and differences names we give our cats. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com for more English learning fun!

  • Episode 130 - Monkeys as pets, a disposable hamster, and dont believe the sheep.
    Episode 130 - Monkey's as pets, a disposable hamster, and don't believe the sheep.
    Duration: 10min | 19/08/2014

    In today's fun episode we learn about monkey's , disposable pets, and the truth about sheep. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my free eBook.

  • Episode 129 - A blind mans sense of smell, the bad panda, and hiding blondes
    Episode 129 - A blind mans sense of smell, the bad panda, and hiding blondes
    Duration: 12min | 06/08/2014

    In today's episode we watch learn that blind people have an excellent sense of smell. We talk about bad pandas and why comes blondes are really really bad at hiding. For more fun English learning go to www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 128 - Animal emergency, customs officers, and melted ears.
    Episode 128 - Animal emergency, customs officers, and melted ears.
    Duration: 11min | 29/07/2014

    That's right we're back!!! Today we talk about weird emergency calls, custom officers, and a why some dude has a melted ear. Go to www.englishfuncast.com for more and don't forget to rate us on iTunes.

  • Episode 127 - Piece of pizza, peace of mind, and guilt trips
    Episode 127 - Piece of pizza, peace of mind, and guilt trips
    Duration: 10min | 12/06/2014

    Today we learn the meaning of having a peace of mind. We also discuss what are guilt trips, and kids with their computers. Don't forget to get our free eBook at www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 126 - Suprising the wife, life changes, and going under
    Episode 126 - Suprising the wife, life changes, and going under
    Duration: 09min | 04/06/2014

    In Today's episode Ron talks about how to suprise the wife in traffic. We discuss what changes some people make in their lives, and what it means to go under at the dentist. Don't forget to our free eBook at www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 125 - Drag and drop, loud motel tv, and a wrong number
    Episode 125 - Drag and drop, loud motel tv, and a wrong number
    Duration: 08min | 25/05/2014

    In today's episode Ron teacher you about customer support, a cop with a smart idea, and granny with a wrong number. Don't forget to check out www.englishfuncast.com  

  • Episode 124 - The malfunctioning elevator, on the other line, and dads pet peeve
    Episode 124 - The malfunctioning elevator, on the other line, and dad's pet peeve
    Duration: 10min | 02/05/2014

    Today we talk about the different meaning of having another line. We discuss dad's pet peeve, and a story of a psychologist and an elevator. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my free eBook on how your brain learns English.

  • Episode 123 - Why I like doing stand up more than acting
    Episode 123 - Why I like doing stand up more than acting
    Duration: 12min | 17/04/2014

    Don't forget to see me LIVE tonight at the Broadway Comedy Club in New York City.  April 17th at 11 pm. It is going to be an AMAZING SHOW!!!

  • Episode 122 - Tips for mimes, and coast to coast romances
    Episode 122 - Tips for mimes, and coast to coast romances
    Duration: 16min | 15/04/2014

    Today Ron talks about mimes and how you can pretend to tip them. We also discuss what it means to go somewhere from coast to coast, and paternity tests. Don't forget to see me live in New York April 17th 11 pm at the Broadway Comedy Club.

  • Episode 121 - Underwater English Course, being serious, and a call from the FBI
    Episode 121 - Underwater English Course, being serious, and a call from the FBI
    Duration: 11min | 01/04/2014

    In Today's episode we talk about a new underwater English course. We discuss what it means to be serious, and why it is scary to recieve calls from the FBI. For more info about studying English abroad go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com and for info about their underwater English course go to kaplan.do/underwater

  • Episode 120 - Voice recognition software and computer sizes
    Episode 120 - Voice recognition software and computer sizes
    Duration: 11min | 28/03/2014

    Today on the podcast we discuss faulty voice recognition software and the problem with today's computer sizes. To sign up for an online English webinar go to www.englishfuncast.com For more info about studying English abraod go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 119 - The need for faster computers and being short and plump
    Episode 119 - The need for faster computers and being short and plump
    Duration: 08min | 24/03/2014

    Today we discuss why computers are still too slow. We also talk about being short and plump. Sign up for a live English webinar go to www.englishfuncast.com For more info about studying English abroad go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 118 - How to fix a printer and driving with the volume up
    Episode 118 - How to fix a printer and driving with the volume up
    Duration: 08min | 22/03/2014

    Today we learn why you should never fix your printer yourself. We also discuss how rude people are when driving with the volume up. Join a live English webinar with Ron G. Go to www.englishfuncast.com to sign up. Also for those interested in studying English abroad go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com  

  • Episode 117 - The confused scuba diver and skin grafting
    Episode 117 - The confused scuba diver and skin grafting
    Duration: 12min | 19/03/2014

    In today's episode Ron talks about a confused scuba driver. We also discuss why it is good to graft some of your skin towards your wife. For info about studying English abroad go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com  Don't forget to sign up to my weekly webinar at www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 116 - Two cows grazing in a field, the tomato that turned red, and learning about steaks
    Episode 116 - Two cows grazing in a field, the tomato that turned red, and learning about steaks
    Duration: 07min | 14/03/2014

    Today we learn about cows in a field, why a tomato turns red when it see's a salad, and the meaning of steak. Go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my free English eBook. Also go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com to learn how you can study English abroad.

  • Episode 115 - Best Pick-up Line Comeback
    Episode 115 - Best Pick-up Line Comeback
    Duration: 09min | 10/03/2014

    Learn how to reject guys who use pick up lines on you. You will learn how to reject them in a mean way and in a polite way. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com to get my free English learning eBook. Also go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com to learn how you can study English abroad.

  • Episode 114 - Getting in line, and our love for mother-in-laws
    Episode 114 - Getting in line, and our love for mother-in-laws
    Duration: 07min | 07/03/2014

    Today we discuss why do people hate or love their mother-in-laws so much. We also learn what it means to wait in line, and when people flail their hands. Get my free eBook on how your brain learns English at www.englishfuncast.com also go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com to learn how you can study English abroad.

  • Episode 113 - A magician and a parrot, two men playing golf, and a being scared half to death
    Episode 113 - A magician and a parrot, two men playing golf, and a being scared half to death
    Duration: 08min | 03/03/2014

    Learn why parrots can be really annoying. Also beware of your golf friends. We also learn the difference of being scared half to death and what double of that means. Go to www.englishfuncast.com to get free email English video lessons. Also go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com to learn how to study abroad.

  • Episode 112 - How to be impressed, and coming to an event empty handed
    Episode 112 - How to be impressed, and coming to an event empty handed
    Duration: 08min | 01/03/2014

    Learn how to use words in a sentence that shows that you are really impressed. Also learn why you should never come empty handed to a party or an event. Get our free English eBook at www.englishfuncast.com and learn how you can study English abroad at kaplan.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 111 - Nicknames for your loved ones, being generous, and pitch black.
    Episode 111 - Nicknames for your loved ones, being generous, and pitch black.
    Duration: 08min | 25/02/2014

    In today's episode Ron talks about what nicknames you can and can not call your loved one. We discuss why it is important to be generous sometimes and the meaning of pitch black. Don't forget to go to kaplan.englishfuncast.com for more info about learning English overseas. Go to www.englishfuncast.com and get my free eBook how your brain learns English.

  • Episode 110 - How to punish your kids, and taking a remote control to Macys
    Episode 110 - How to punish your kids, and taking a remote control to Macy's
    Duration: 06min | 13/01/2014

    Today we talk about the best way to punish your kids, and why a woman takes her remote control to Macy's. Don't forget to get our free eBook "How your Brain Learns English" get it at www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 109 - Clearly and Lorraine, flying drunk, and speaking German
    Episode 109 - Clearly and Lorraine, flying drunk, and speaking German
    Duration: 08min | 07/01/2014

    Today we talk about a man with two love interests. We discuss a pilot who flys drunk, and we learn some German. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and get our free eBook and Email video course.

  • Episode 108 - New Years resolutions that you can achieve
    Episode 108 - New Years resolutions that you can achieve
    Duration: 08min | 03/01/2014

    Happy New Year! Today Ron talks about the resolutions that you can achieve this year. Don't forget to leave an iTunes review and get a free English eBook at www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 107 - Talking with Lindsay and Gabby from All Ears English
    Episode 107 - Talking with Lindsay and Gabby from All Ears English
    Duration: 14min | 11/12/2013

    Today we talk with Lindsay and Gabby from the All Ears English Podcast. They are one of my favorite new English learning podcasts on iTunes. I get to try English pick up lines on them and see which ones would or wouldn't work. Don't forget to check out their website and podcast at http://www.allearsenglish.com/

  • Episode 106 - Trouble with the police, wife cant cook, and the broken cuckoo clock
    Episode 106 - Trouble with the police, wife can't cook, and the broken cuckoo clock
    Duration: 08min | 01/12/2013

    In today's episode we talk about getting in trouble with the police. A man who has a wife that can't cook, and a broken cuckoo clock. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com for more English fun.

  • Episode 105 - Lighten your burden, a big man, and blondes skydiving
    Episode 105 - Lighten your burden, a big man, and blondes skydiving
    Duration: 11min | 23/10/2013

    In Today's episode Ron talks about why getting married sometimes causes more problems than solutions. We talk about a lawyer who moves back to his small town, and blondes talking a skydiving trip. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and join our email newsletter for more English lessons and fun.

  • Episode 104 - Wife on her hands and knees, venom in the butt, and 20 years in jail
    Episode 104 - Wife on her hands and knees, venom in the butt, and 20 years in jail
    Duration: 09min | 16/10/2013

    In today's episode Ron talks about how to get your wife on her hands and knees. We also discuss a man who got bitten in the ass by a snake. We end off by thinking about what would you take with you in jail for the next 20 years.

  • Episode 103 - Blondes on a plane, and management on a hot air balloon
    Episode 103 - Blondes on a plane, and management on a hot air balloon
    Duration: 10min | 24/09/2013

    In Today's exciting podcast we talk about how to talk to blondes on an airplane. We also discuss people who take hot air balloons. Go to www.englishfuncast.com for our free  ebook "How your brain learns English"

  • Episode 102 - playing an electric guitar in a hot tub, s car go, and a ring bear
    Episode 102 - playing an electric guitar in a hot tub, s car go, and a ring bear
    Duration: 09min | 16/09/2013

    In Today's episode Ron talks about playing an electric guitar in a hot tub. We also talk about really fast cars, and what is a ring bear exactly. This episode is brought to you by www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 101 - A bad taxi driver, revenge after a break up, and collecting fruit
    Episode 101 - A bad taxi driver, revenge after a break up, and collecting fruit
    Duration: 12min | 08/09/2013

    In this episode Ron talks about a taxi driver that cheats his passengers, we also discuss how to get revenge on your ex girlfriend, and why it is important to always collect small fruit.

  • Episode 100 - Our 100th episode podcast special!!!!
    Episode 100 - Our 100th episode podcast special!!!!
    Duration: 12min | 26/08/2013

    Wow we did it. This is our 100th episode podcast special. Today we tell some of our favorite blonde jokes. We learn what it means to be one in a million. You will also learn what does "your side of the family mean?" Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and sign up for our free e-mail joke lessons.

  • Episode 99 - Mother of six, father of four, you have a nice house, second opinion, and facebook success
    Episode 99 - Mother of six, father of four, you have a nice house, second opinion, and facebook success
    Duration: 08min | 14/08/2013

    In Today's Episode we talk about why you shouldn't upset your wife. We learn why you shouldn't tell English learners to sleep with their wives. We also learn the true meaning of getting a second opinion. Go to www.englishfuncast.com for more podcasts and lessons.

  • Episode 98 - The plastered cast, never felt better, manhole cover, and extension cord
    Episode 98 - The plastered cast, never felt better, manhole cover, and extension cord
    Duration: 08min | 01/08/2013

    In todays podcast Ron talks about how he looks tough as a teacher. We also talk about why you should always tell the police you feel fine, and a car with a really really long extension cord.

  • Episode 97 - The 12-Step Program for Internet Addicts
    Episode 97 - The 12-Step Program for Internet Addicts
    Duration: 08min | 29/07/2013

    Today we discuss the 12 step program to recovery if you are an internet addict. We also find out what is wrong with driving to work. Get our free book "Howyour brain learns English" at www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 96 - A tough judge, a collections specialist, and dropping money in the outhouse
    Episode 96 - A tough judge, a collections specialist, and dropping money in the outhouse
    Duration: 10min | 15/07/2013

    Today Ron talks about a judge getting fined for speeding. We learn what it means to be a collections specialist, and why you should drop a twenty dollar bill down an outhouse hole. Don't forget to signup to our email list at www.englishfuncast.com

  • Episode 95 - Hiding in the closet, a company shakeup, and a hotdog collection
    Episode 95 - Hiding in the closet, a company shakeup, and a hotdog collection
    Duration: 11min | 09/07/2013

    In Today's episode we talk about a do it yourself furniture, we also discuss a stupid mistake by a stupid CEO, and a man who has a hotdog collection. Don't forget to go to www.englishfuncast.com and sign up to our email list.

  • Episode 94 - a hypochondriac, tending an elephant, modern art gallery, and come again
    Episode 94 - a hypochondriac, tending an elephant, modern art gallery, and come again
    Duration: 12min | 25/06/2013

    In Today's episode we talk about a hypochondriac, tending to an elephant at a zoo. What one woman thoughts on modern art are. We finnish off by understanding the meaning of come again.

  • Episode 93 - marriage counsel, zip codes, and artificial insemination
    Episode 93 - marriage counsel, zip codes, and artificial insemination
    Duration: 10min | 19/06/2013

    In Today's episode Ron talks about marriage problems, what is a zipcode, and postal code. We also discuss artificial insemination.

  • Episode 92 - To take a hike, going hang gliding, and writing an obituary.
    Episode 92 - To take a hike, going hang gliding, and writing an obituary.
    Duration: 11min | 10/06/2013

    In Today's episode Ron talks about the meaning of taking a hike. We also learn why going hang gliding could be very dangerous, and a really cheap widow who wrote a very short obituary.

  • Episode 91 - The end is near, idiot manager, and diamonds arent forever
    Episode 91 - The end is near, idiot manager, and diamonds aren't forever
    Duration: 07min | 05/06/2013

    In today's episode Ron talks about why road signs are really important. We discuss a manager who is called an idiot and why buying a diamond ring for your girl isn't really the smartest idea.

  • Episode 90 - Sucking your thumb, a terminal illness, and late for work
    Episode 90 - Sucking your thumb, a terminal illness, and late for work
    Duration: 10min | 31/05/2013

    In Today's episode Ron talks about why sucking your thumb can make you fat. We also talk about what to do with all your money when your going to die from a terminal illness. We end off the episode talking about why you shouldn't take sleeping pills the night before work.

  • Episode 89 - The Carpet man, the coast is clear, and slow as a turtle
    Episode 89 - The Carpet man, the coast is clear, and slow as a turtle
    Duration: 07min | 28/05/2013

    In Today's episode Ron talks about a man who installs carpets. A late night phone call, and what its like to be a really really slow turtle.

  • Episode 88 - secs or sex, no fingers, and I like your thinking
    Episode 88 - secs or sex, no fingers, and I like your thinking
    Duration: 09min | 21/05/2013

    In Today's Episode Ron talks about the difference between seconds and sex. We also talk about how much it would suck to get your fingers cut off. We end off the episode talking about how you can describe one object but think of another.

  • Episode 87 - Chilling with Andrew from China232.com talking about awful childrens book titles
    Episode 87 - Chilling with Andrew from China232.com talking about awful children's book titles
    Duration: 18min | 09/05/2013

    Today we have an awesome guest. Andrew from www.china232.com joins us. He talks about his awesome English learning podcast that he and his brother host. We also discuss some of the worst children's book titles.

  • Episode 86 - Dumb criminals, and stupid label descriptions
    Episode 86 - Dumb criminals, and stupid label descriptions
    Duration: 11min | 26/04/2013

    Today Ron reads us a couple stories about dumb criminals. We also read and explain some stupid label descriptions from around the world.

  • Episode 85 - Famous dead people, shipwrecked with a supermodel, and poor Mike Tyson
    Episode 85 - Famous dead people, shipwrecked with a supermodel, and poor Mike Tyson
    Duration: 10min | 18/04/2013

    In Today's podcast we discuss how famous people prove that they are who they say they are. What would happen if you were shipwrecked with a supermodel, and why Mike Tyson is so sad.

  • Episode 84 - Chuck Norris Quotes
    Episode 84 - Chuck Norris Quotes
    Duration: 09min | 13/04/2013

    In today's podcast we discuss the most famous quotes by the greatest martial artist of all time. Chuck Norris!!!

  • Episode 83 - Satans sister, losing memory, blondes and basketball
    Episode 83 - Satan's sister, losing memory, blondes and basketball
    Duration: 09min | 05/04/2013

    Today Ron talks about someone who has been living with Satan's sister. We also have a joke about memory loss with age.

  • Episode 82- The formula for water, Indian taxi, shower instructions, lather, rinse and repeat
    Episode 82- The formula for water, Indian taxi, shower instructions, lather, rinse and repeat
    Duration: 10min | 02/04/2013

    In Today's episode Ron talks about H2O. Fast Japanese cars and Indian taxi's. A gift for a wife that goes from 0-200 in 6 seconds flat. The difference between vacancy and vacuum. We end off talking about a blonde taking a shower forever and why.

  • Episode 81 - What is ology? Boys with strange names, a ring and an election
    Episode 81 - What is ology? Boys with strange names, a ring and an election
    Duration: 09min | 28/03/2013

    In today's episode Ron talks about the meaning ology. We also have a hard time reading a joke about boys with strange names. We discuss different kinds of ring and how elections work in different countries.

  • Episode 80- Dont has, the man with the ferrari, the talkative wife
    Episode 80- Don't has, the man with the ferrari, the talkative wife
    Duration: 08min | 26/03/2013

    Today Ron talks about why you should never say "don't has". We also talk about why a man who owns a Ferrari is sad and crying. Blondes who go to Disney Land, and a wife you talks way too much on the phone.

  • Episode 79 - Introducing English Funcast U
    Episode 79 - Introducing English Funcast U
    Duration: 14min | 23/03/2013

    In today's episode Ron discusses the launch of English Funcast University. We also have some funny blonde and engineering jokes for you.

  • Episode 78 - Computer and Blonde jokes
    Episode 78 - Computer and Blonde jokes
    Duration: 07min | 18/03/2013

    In Today's Episode Ron tells a few funny computer jokes, and we once again share some amazing jokes about blondes.

  • Episode 77 - Hotel Amenities, something fishy, and why mens lives are easy
    Episode 77 - Hotel Amenities, something fishy, and why mens lives are easy
    Duration: 08min | 15/03/2013

    Today we discuss why you should always use all the hotel amenities. We learn what the meaning of something fishy is. We end the episode giving reasons why mens lives are so easy compared to women.

  • Episode 76 - Texas highway patrol, cool your heels, and double negatives.
    Episode 76 - Texas highway patrol, cool your heels, and double negatives.
    Duration: 10min | 08/03/2013

    Today Ron talks about three blondes applying for a job as a Texas highway patrol. What it means to cool your heels, and the meaning of a double negative.

  • Episode 75 - Shot in the heart, ordering some woop, and playing poker
    Episode 75 - Shot in the heart, ordering some woop, and playing poker
    Duration: 10min | 06/03/2013

    Today Ron talks about a woman who wants to join her dead husband. A man in a restaurant who orders something called woop, and how a man lost his wife playing poker.

  • Episode 74 - Man of the house, how to fake that you understand English, and smoking dads
    Episode 74 - Man of the house, how to fake that you understand English, and smoking dads
    Duration: 09min | 02/03/2013

    In Today's podcast Ron talks about a man who thinks he is the man of the house. We also learn what to say in English even though you might not understand what is being told to you. We have three boys share stories about how their dads smoke.

  • Episode 73 - Expensive perfume, dont drink and drive, and a very good salesman
    Episode 73 - Expensive perfume, don't drink and drive, and a very good salesman
    Duration: 12min | 28/02/2013

    In Today's episode Ron talks about women and their expensive perfumes. We also talk about why you shouldn't drink and drive. Finally we have a few good jokes about some incredible salesmen.

  • Episode 72 - Worlds smartest dog, e-mail from hell, and putting an ad in the paper
    Episode 72 - Worlds smartest dog, e-mail from hell, and putting an ad in the paper
    Duration: 11min | 26/02/2013

    In today's episode Ron talks about the worlds smartest dog, a man on vacation that sends an e-mail to the wrong person. We also discuss a man who puts an ad in the paper searching for his lost dog.

  • Episode 71 - Peking duck, newlyweds, and a pen for outer space
    Episode 71 - Peking duck, newlyweds, and a pen for outer space
    Duration: 07min | 22/02/2013

    Today Ron talks about a peeking peking duck, how newlyweds can pretend to be not newlywed, and a special pen that can write in outerspace.

  • Episode 70 - Reflecting on the porch, a dog named Marylou, and a smart drunk
    Episode 70 - Reflecting on the porch, a dog named Marylou, and a smart drunk
    Duration: 09min | 19/02/2013

    Today Ron makes his return to the English Funcast podcast after spending some time in New York. We discus an old lady reflecting on her porch, a race dog named Marylou, and a smart drunk that actually said something smart.

  • Episode 69 - The smarter scientist, who shot the beaver, and the wonders of plastic surgery
    Episode 69 - The smarter scientist, who shot the beaver, and the wonders of plastic surgery
    Duration: 11min | 24/01/2013

    Today Ron talks about different scientists making discoveries in their cities. We learn a good analogy about a beaver, and we finish off with women who had amazing plastic surgery done that you will never guess who wasn't able to guess who she was.

  • Episode 68 - Never tease a gorilla, drinking tea stops fights, and lifesavers are...
    Episode 68 - Never tease a gorilla, drinking tea stops fights, and lifesavers are...
    Duration: 11min | 21/01/2013

    Today Ron talks about why you should never tease a gorilla or a man for that matter. We also talk about how having a mouthful of tea will help women stop fights with their husband. We also discuss the different flavors and colors of lifesavers.

  • Episode 67- Boxers, briefs, g-strings, and thongs. Fifty bucks if fifty bucks, and a blone expecting twins.
    Episode 67- Boxers, briefs, g-strings, and thongs. Fifty bucks if fifty bucks, and a blone expecting twins.
    Duration: 12min | 17/01/2013

    Today Ron explains the different types of underwear. We tell a story about an old couple and a helicopter ride, and finish off talking about a blonde who is expecting twins.

  • Episode 66 - How to shower like a man and a woman
    Episode 66 - How to shower like a man and a woman
    Duration: 10min | 14/01/2013

    Today Ron talks about what how men and women take a shower step by step.

  • Episode 65 - Blondes and buses, three dogs, and the lost husband
    Episode 65 - Blondes and buses, three dogs, and the lost husband
    Duration: 10min | 10/01/2013

    Today Ron talks about blondes riding a double decker bus. Three dogs and their misbehaviour, and a cat that always finds its way home.

  • Episode 64 - Shrink vs Bartender , magic mirror, and the moral of the story is...
    Episode 64 - Shrink vs Bartender , magic mirror, and the moral of the story is...
    Duration: 11min | 07/01/2013

    Today Ron talks about how a bartenders advice is sometimes better than an expensive shrink. We also discuss a magic mirror, and what the moral of some childrens stories are.

  • Episode 63 - Birthday wish, two important qualities, and I dont like the looks of this
    Episode 63 - Birthday wish, two important qualities, and I don't like the looks of this
    Duration: 08min | 02/01/2013

    Today Ron talks about a wifes birthday wish. We learn two important qualities of a doctor, and why I don't like the looks of this.

  • Episode 62 - The New Years Special
    Episode 62 - The New Years Special
    Duration: 09min | 31/12/2012

    Today Ron talks about his new years resolutions, tips for improving English for the New Years, and a few jokes about the end of the year.

  • Episode 61 - Christmas Special
    Episode 61 - Christmas Special
    Duration: 09min | 26/12/2012

    Today Ron tells us a few xmas riddles, some santa jokes, and 15 ways to confuse santa on xmas.

  • Episode 60 - Some poetry, discount at the dentist, a dehydrated hydra, and I cant see my wife
    Episode 60 - Some poetry, discount at the dentist, a dehydrated hydra, and I can't see my wife
    Duration: 09min | 13/12/2012

    Today Ron shares a beautiful poem with us. We discuss how to get discounts from a dentist. A hydra walks into a bar, and wife this an can't see his wife for a few days.

  • Episode 59 - Clothing sale, first class to athens, safest things to say to a woman
    Episode 59 - Clothing sale, first class to athens, safest things to say to a woman
    Duration: 10min | 11/12/2012

    Today Ron talks about a clothing sale that is too good to be true. We learn how to speak blonde to a woman on a flight to Athens, and we learn how to speak to woman without getting into trouble.

  • Episode 58 - Return of evil Bob, wanted ad in paper, how was I born? and driving angry
    Episode 58 - Return of evil Bob, wanted ad in paper, how was I born? and driving angry
    Duration: 06min | 10/12/2012

    In today's episode evil Bob has escaped from the basement and has locked our usual host Ron in a cage in the basement. Bob talks about a wanted ad in the paper, how people are born, and why not to drive angry.

  • Episode 57 - Labor pain, porch or a porche, and spoiled milk
    Episode 57 - Labor pain, porch or a porche, and spoiled milk
    Duration: 08min | 08/12/2012

    In Today's episode Ron talks about a woman delivering a baby, the difference in pronounciating porch and porche, and why some milk is called spoiled milk.

  • Episode 56 - crap in the carburettor, scratching our balls, and snails for dinner
    Episode 56 - crap in the carburettor, scratching our balls, and snails for dinner
    Duration: 11min | 04/12/2012

    Today Ron talks about a blonde who has car trouble. A man who has no balls to scratch, and finding snails on the beach for a dinner party.

  • Episode 55 - Walking on water, a clean hangover, booze and worms
    Episode 55 - Walking on water, a clean hangover, booze and worms
    Duration: 09min | 30/11/2012

    Todays our podcast returns with our own intro song. We talk about walking on water, an alcohol that gives you the cleanest alcohol ever along with a strange side effect, and a story about booze and worms.

  • Episode 54 - Smokes and condoms, a snoring soldier, and feeling like a woman
    Episode 54 - Smokes and condoms, a snoring soldier, and feeling like a woman
    Duration: 10min | 28/11/2012

    Today Ron talks about how two old woman smoke cigarettes in the rain. How to sleep in a room at night with a snoring soldier. We end off the podcast on what it feels like to be a women.

  • Episode 53 - The pig with the wooden leg, mini vs royce, and feeling like a woman.
    Episode 53 - The pig with the wooden leg, mini vs royce, and feeling like a woman.
    Duration: 12min | 27/11/2012

    Today Ron talks about how video games help you learn English. We share a story about a pig with a three medals and a wooden leg. A competition of luxury between a mini and a rolls royce. Finally we talk about what it is to really feel like a woman.

  • Episode 52 - Bill Clinton and his wife, be careful, and drafted by the army
    Episode 52 - Bill Clinton and his wife, be careful, and drafted by the army
    Duration: 12min | 22/11/2012

    Today Ron talks about a forty year old secret that Bill Clinton has kept from his wife. We also talk about why a husband tells his wife to be careful when cooking breakfast. We end todays episode with a story about a man who got drafted into the army.

  • Episode 51 - Bacon tree, overdraft, saving a bush, and the story of a period
    Episode 51 - Bacon tree, overdraft, saving a bush, and the story of a period
    Duration: 10min | 21/11/2012

    Today Ron talks about a tree make of bacon. We also hear a wonderful story about saving bush, and an exciting story about a period.

  • Episode 50 - The law student, two cross nuns, a lying wife, and dont step on the ducks
    Episode 50 - The law student, two cross nuns, a lying wife, and don't step on the ducks
    Duration: 11min | 19/11/2012

    Today is our 50th episode. We celebrate  it with the best opening theme song of all time, and some really funny jokes.

  • Episode 49 - Your gonna die, game for old people, why dogs are better than woman, and my friend died
    Episode 49 - Your gonna die, game for old people, why dogs are better than woman, and my friend died
    Duration: 10min | 18/11/2012

    Today Ron speaks a woman with a terminal sickness. Top games for old people. Reasons why dogs are better than women, a friend who died by accident.

  • Episode 48 - Its good to be a bear, IRS issues, old is when, and being amish
    Episode 48 - It's good to be a bear, IRS issues, old is when, and being amish
    Duration: 11min | 13/11/2012

    We got a lengthy episode for you guys today about being a bear, IRS issues, you know your old when, and being Amish. The show is also interrupted by a bell ringing at the end.

  • Episode 47 - Car accident, more fighting, and the story of three balloons
    Episode 47 - Car accident, more fighting, and the story of three balloons
    Duration: 07min | 02/11/2012

    Today Ron talks about the meaning of a T-bone. More stories about things not to say in order to not start a fight. We also discuss the story of a family of three balloons.

  • Episode 46 - Getting a haircut, and then the fight started
    Episode 46 - Getting a haircut, and then the fight started
    Duration: 08min | 01/11/2012

    Today Ron talks about a deal between father and son in regards to being able to drive the car. We also discuss things that you should not say to your girlfriend of wife incase you want to start a fight between the both of you.

  • Episode 45 - Night stand picture, an old man and a frog, and commitment
    Episode 45 - Night stand picture, an old man and a frog, and commitment
    Duration: 07min | 25/10/2012

    Today Ron talks about a secret that no woman should keep from a man. We also talk about an old man who finds a talking from, and the differences between being involved and commitment.

  • Episode 44 - Talking to yourself, and a cuckoo clock
    Episode 44 - Talking to yourself, and a cuckoo clock
    Duration: 08min | 23/10/2012

    Today Ron talks about a grandpa and how he keeps calm in the grocery store. We also talk about a really cool million dollar question.

  • Episode 43 - Men vs Women
    Episode 43 - Men vs Women
    Duration: 07min | 10/10/2012

    Today Ron talks about the differences between men and women

  • Episode 42 - 9 to 5, breakfast slang, and you might be too drunk if...
    Episode 42 - 9 to 5, breakfast slang, and you might be too drunk if...
    Duration: 08min | 09/10/2012

    In today's episode Ron talks about working from 9 to 5 and leaving work early. We also talk about breakfast slang for truckers, and the meaning of double double. We also talk about signs that let you know if you are too drunk.

  • Episode 41 - Blonde mortician, dont ask these questions, and a password audit
    Episode 41 - Blonde mortician, don't ask these questions, and a password audit
    Duration: 11min | 08/10/2012

    Ron is back in Today's episode talking about a blonde moritcian, questions that you shouldn't ask people who you have just met, also the double meaning of characters, and captial.

  • Episode 40 - 12 Inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk wanting a push
    Episode 40 - 12 Inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk wanting a push
    Duration: 06min | 05/10/2012

    Ron's evil brother Bob hosts todays episode with his evil jokes about a 12 inch pianist, a deaf accountant, and a drunk man wanting a push in the middle of the night.

  • Episode 39 - Urine sample diagnostic machine at Wal-Mart, and a speeding Granny
    Episode 39 - Urine sample diagnostic machine at Wal-Mart, and a speeding Granny
    Duration: 09min | 04/10/2012

    Today Ron talks about a new machine at Wal-Mart that checks whats wrong with you through urine samples. Ron also tell a very funny joke about a speeding granny.

  • Episode 38 - Community service, a winning toast, and crawling home from the pub
    Episode 38 - Community service, a winning toast, and crawling home from the pub
    Duration: 11min | 02/10/2012

    Today Ron talks about a barber that gives haircuts for community service. We hear an award winning toast, and a drunk man who has to crawl home from the pub.

  • Episode 37 - A call out of the blue, dumb lawyer questions, and will toilet paper make your breasts grow larger?
    Episode 37 - A call out of the blue, dumb lawyer questions, and will toilet paper make your breasts grow larger?
    Duration: 11min | 01/10/2012

    Today Ron talks about a phone call out of the blue, some really dumb lawyer questions, and the answer to the question will toilet paper make your breats grow larger?

  • Episode 36 - Marriage counsel , the doctor with bad and worse news
    Episode 36 - Marriage counsel , the doctor with bad and worse news
    Duration: 07min | 26/09/2012

    Today Ron talks about a couple take seeks marriage advice, and a doctor that has bad and worse news for one of his patients.

  • Episode 35 - Advertising for a psychotherapist, and jokes about idiots
    Episode 35 - Advertising for a psychotherapist, and jokes about idiots
    Duration: 11min | 25/09/2012

    Today Ron gives you a life changing tip about a website that will change your life. You will also learn about what kind of signs a psychotherapist wouldn't want to use for their business. We finish off with some jokes about idiots

  • Episode 34 - airplane vibrations, helicopter fan, hang to dry
    Episode 34 - airplane vibrations, helicopter fan, hang to dry
    Duration: 08min | 19/09/2012

    Today Ron talks about why an airplane had vibrations in the sky, why blondes shouldn't fly helicopters, and why you shouldn't hang people up to dry.

  • Episode 33 - My skydiving adventure, running over lawyers, and oxymorons
    Episode 33 - My skydiving adventure, running over lawyers, and oxymorons
    Duration: 08min | 18/09/2012

    Today Ron talks about his recent skydiving adventure, a joke about running over lawyers, and some sentences with oxymorons.

  • Episode 32 - How your brain learns English
    Episode 32 - How your brain learns English
    Duration: 09min | 17/09/2012

    In this episode Ron shows you an amazing secret how your brain will start understanding English from words and sentences that don't make any sense.

  • Episode 31 - A drunk at a biker bar, little people, and a tap on the shoulder
    Episode 31 - A drunk at a biker bar, little people, and a tap on the shoulder
    Duration: 08min | 14/09/2012

    Today Ron talks about a drunk man at a biker bar. A cashier and a little person. A taxi ride that scared the daylights out of the driver.

  • Episode 30 - Slowing down or a complete stop, 5 blondes and a blind man, and family politics
    Episode 30 - Slowing down or a complete stop, 5 blondes and a blind man, and family politics
    Duration: 07min | 13/09/2012

    Today Ron explains the difference between slowing down and a complete stop, we also have a blind man walking into a bar with five blonds. We finish off the podcast with an understanding of family and its comparison to politics.

  • Episode 29 - Tennis elbow, and a honest priest
    Episode 29 - Tennis elbow, and a honest priest
    Duration: 09min | 12/09/2012

    Today Ron talks about a man who had a bulge in his pants, a priest who is extremely honest.

  • Episode 28 - Nagging wife, farting husband, and trophy wife
    Episode 28 - Nagging wife, farting husband, and trophy wife
    Duration: 10min | 10/09/2012

    Today Ron talks about a man whos nagging wife died, a husband that farts too much in the morning, and how a man can get a trophy wife.

  • Episode 27- The blonde with two red ears, a peacock for a son, and head of the household
    Episode 27- The blonde with two red ears, a peacock for a son, and head of the household
    Duration: 08min | 07/09/2012

    Today Ron explains why you should not talk on the phone while ironing, why sleeping with a peacock is a bad idea, and who really is the head of the household.

  • Episode 26 - A talking dog, changing weather, and funerals
    Episode 26 - A talking dog, changing weather, and funerals
    Duration: 08min | 04/09/2012

    Today on learn English Funcast Ron speaks about a talking dog, double meaning in the word change, and some funeral jokes.

  • Bonus - Interview with my buddy Joe
    Bonus - Interview with my buddy Joe
    Duration: 32min | 04/09/2012

    Today I speak with my buddy Joe. We discuss what is important when moving to an apartment. We also get into a serious debate on whether aliens are real or not.

  • Episode 25 - Words of wisdom, your next, and listening in a marriage
    Episode 25 - Words of wisdom, your next, and listening in a marriage
    Duration: 06min | 03/09/2012

    Today we Ron gives us a few words of wisdom, along with good and bad ways to say whats next. We also talk about the importance of listening to one another in marriage.

  • Episode 24 - Long names, buying rats, and a joke telling parrot
    Episode 24 - Long names, buying rats, and a joke telling parrot
    Duration: 08min | 31/08/2012

    In Today`s episode Ron talks about having a really really long name. We also talk about cockroaches and rats in an apartment, and a parrot that tells jokes.

  • Episode 23 - Petnames for your girlfriend, and Justin Bieber saved my life
    Episode 23 - Petnames for your girlfriend, and Justin Bieber saved my life
    Duration: 07min | 30/08/2012

    In todays Episode Ron explains good and bad petnames for your girlfriend, and shares a story on how Justin Bieber saved his life.

  • Episode 22 - Counting sheep, game of intelligence, and quotes about age
    Episode 22 - Counting sheep, game of intelligence, and quotes about age
    Duration: 12min | 29/08/2012

    Today Ron talks about a blond who is amazing at counting sheep. A blonde who is smarter than a lawyer, and quotes about getting old. He also forgot to turn off his cell and you get a bonus of two text message beeps during the podcast.

  • Episode 21 - Driving pissed off, a bank loan, and scolding your child.
    Episode 21 - Driving pissed off, a bank loan, and scolding your child.
    Duration: 10min | 28/08/2012

    Today Ron talks about a smart rich man, a pissed off confused driver, and a son that gets revenge on his dad.

  • Episode 20 - Father of my child and a killer jigsaw
    Episode 20 - Father of my child and a killer jigsaw
    Duration: 08min | 26/08/2012

    Today Ron tells a joke about a man that met a woman who says he is the father of her child and a blonde who needs help with a killer jigsaw puzzle.

  • Episode 19 - Men are like .....
    Episode 19 - Men are like .....
    Duration: 05min | 23/08/2012

    Today we learn what is a Simile and Ron reads a few Men are like jokes.

  • Episode 18 - What is circumcision? and the truth about wives
    Episode 18 - What is circumcision? and the truth about wives
    Duration: 08min | 22/08/2012

    In Today's Episode Ron talks about a boys experience getting circumsized. We also discuss famous one line jokes about being married.

  • Episode 17 - Drinking customs and email to a widow
    Episode 17 - Drinking customs and email to a widow
    Duration: 09min | 21/08/2012

    In today's episode Ron discusses a drinking custom between three brothers, and a suprise email that was sent to a recent widow.

  • Episode 16 - Three feelings: stress, tension, and panic
    Episode 16 - Three feelings: stress, tension, and panic
    Duration: 09min | 20/08/2012

    Today your host Ron talks about different feeling such as strees, tension, and panic. We also make jokes about old age.

  • Episode 15 - Bar Jokes
    Episode 15 - Bar Jokes
    Duration: 09min | 19/08/2012

    Today Ron tells a few of his favorite bar jokes.

  • Episode 14 - Real Talk
    Episode 14 - Real Talk
    Duration: 09min | 16/08/2012

    In This episode Ron talks abit about himself and what this podcast is about

  • Episode 13 - The police officer stole my wife
    Episode 13 - The police officer stole my wife
    Duration: 07min | 15/08/2012

    In today's episode Ron talks about a man that had his wife stolen by a police officer.

  • Episode 12 - Lift or Elevator , Crisp or Chips?
    Episode 12 - Lift or Elevator , Crisp or Chips?
    Duration: 09min | 14/08/2012

    In this episode Ron talks about difference of words between Americans and British people.

  • Episode 11 - Mechanics hiding in the toilet
    Episode 11 - Mechanics hiding in the toilet
    Duration: 06min | 10/08/2012

    In this episode Ron teaches you how to travel by train with your friends at a huge discount.

  • Episode 10 - Getting a better warranty and dog stains
    Episode 10 - Getting a better warranty and dog stains
    Duration: 08min | 09/08/2012

    Today is our 10th podcast. Ron talks about getting a warranty and stains that dogs leave on the carpet.

  • Episode 9 - Theres a baby in your belly
    Episode 9 - Theres a baby in your belly
    Duration: 06min | 08/08/2012

    In this episode Ron talks about a baby in a womans belly, and a man who eats some digusting peanuts.

  • Episode 8 - Bus Ride with ugly baby
    Episode 8 - Bus Ride with ugly baby
    Duration: 06min | 07/08/2012

    In todays episode Ron talks about bus rides with ugly babys and a prince who can only say two words a year.

  • Episode 7 - Four Business Men
    Episode 7 - Four Business Men
    Duration: 06min | 06/08/2012

    Today Ron discusses a joke where four business men wait for their wives to give birth.

  • Episode 6 - A 600 Story Hotel
    Episode 6 - A 600 Story Hotel
    Duration: 06min | 03/08/2012

    In this episode Ron tell tells a joke about a broken elevator and climbing up 600 stories in a hotel.

  • Episode 5 - No talking for 30 days
    Episode 5 - No talking for 30 days
    Duration: 06min | 02/08/2012

    Today we have a joke about a man who's wife won't talk to him for 30 days

  • Episode 4- Blonde Jokes
    Episode 4- Blonde Jokes
    Duration: 04min | 01/08/2012

    In This episode Ron tells two blonde jokes, and discusses if all blondes really are air heads.

  • Episode 3 - Building Bridges
    Episode 3 - Building Bridges
    Duration: 05min | 31/07/2012

    In this episode Ron tells a joke about a man and a genie.

  • Episode 2: A ride with a penguin
    Episode 2: A ride with a penguin
    Duration: 03min | 30/07/2012

    In this episode Ron tells a joke about a man who drives around town with penguins.

  • Episode 1 Welcome to English Funcast
    Episode 1 Welcome to English Funcast
    Duration: 03min | 30/07/2012

    In This episode you will meet the Host Ron and discuss the meanings of three different jokes. 

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