And That's Why We Drink

It's birthday week recap time! And don't worry, we baked, smashed, and slumber partied our way into our own personal new years! This week we're bringing you some exciting tales: Em continues their journey into the world of governmental UFO research with a dive into the Advanced Aerospace Threat Identification Program (a follow up to their UFO Navy pilot reports story from last week)! Then Christine covers the nightmarish Giggling Granny of Alabama. We're also submitting Christine for Nailed It! based on the Great Cake Incident of 2019TM... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get $20 off your Ava order when you go to avawomen.com and enter code DRINKFor $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh go to hellofresh.com/drink80 and enter DRINK80Get 500 high quality, custom business cards from Vista Print for just $9.99 when you go to vistaprint.com and use code DRINKGet 15% off your first ThirdLove order when you go to thirdlove.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices.

Welcome to the birthday crypt! We're feeling old but birthday ready this week so it's no wonder MTV Crypts wants to showcase us! This week Em treats us to a current UFO story by covering the recent UFO Navy pilot reports. Meanwhile Christine brings us a semi follow up to the Chicago Tylenol Murders in the case of the murder of Susan Snow. So strap in... it's birthday week, folks!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get an extra 30% off your first ThredUp order when you go to thredup.com/drinkGet $10 off your first FabFitFun box when you go to fabfitfun.com and enter code DRINKGet a 4-week trial, free postage and a digital scale when you go to stamps.com, click on the microphone on the top of the homepage and enter promo code DRINKGet 3 Daily Harvest cups free in your first box when you go to daily-harvest.com and enter promo code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IT’S BIRTHDAY MONTH! And we’re celebrating with haunted twins, handsy ghosts, and black-eyed strangers. Is this week’s theme cheese? Sweden? Demonic intervention? Spoiler alert: we still don’t know. But be sure to stay tuned for next week’s theme, CHEESE AND COWBOYS. Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 20% off your first custom shampoo/conditioner formula at http://functionofbeauty.com/DRINKTry a better way to get birth control with Simple Health by going to http://simplehealth.com/drink or enter DRINK at checkout. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hold onto your bellybuttons, because it’s finally here! This week we had the pleasure of sitting down with the lovely gals of Wine & Crime to discuss “glow up” stories… Don’t worry, Christine had to google it too. Em takes “glowing up” quite seriously with their coverage of the Flying Dutchman and his glowing, skeleton-filled ship. Meanwhile, Christine takes somewhat of a left turn and covers the story of serial killer Jake Bird and his murderous hex that left six people dead. It was a glow up for him, but a glow down for the rest of the world. And that’s why we drink! Check out Wine & Crime on your favorite podcasting app, or at http://www.wineandcrimepodcast.com! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Visit http://betabrand.com/drink for 20% off your new favorite dress pant yoga pants! For 15% off your purchase of $100 or more, visit http://modcloth.com and enter code WHY at checkout! Get two months of Skillshare for FREE by visiting http://skillshare.com/drink2!Subscribe to The Dark Side

Please pardon our fuzzy audio as we come to you “long-distance” from our neighboring hotel rooms! This week Em tells the story of Ohio’s Gore Orphanage, full of seance rooms, upside-down graves, and maybe also breakfast cereal… In other words, it's all Fiction + Fact in Em’s Almanac. Meanwhile, Christine covers a long-awaited story about her LEAST favorite body part… the Cleveland Torso Murderer! (PLEASE, for the love of all that is holy, don’t send us a crocheted torso…) Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Rothy’s are stylish, comfortable, AND made out of recycled plastic water bottles! Visit Rothys.com/drink today to get your new favorite flats! Visit ritual.com/DRINK to get 10% off your first three months of a healthier lifestyle! Our listeners can try ZipRecruiter for FREE by visiting this exclusive web address: ZipRecruiter.com/drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hey who hasn't conjured black pigs and flying monkeys to torment their neighbors? Join us for one of our favorite live shows from our friendship's hometown, Boston! Em takes on the ghosts of Salem and Christine brings us the wildly irreverent and murderous case of Jane Toppan. Christine also gets to drink from an extra ATWWD themed wine bottle... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 500 high quality business cards for only $9.99 from Vista Print! Use code DRINK at vistaprint.comFor $80 off your first 4 boxes of Hello Fresh go to hellofresh.com/drink80Order your free home try-ons from Warby Parker today! Go to warbyparker.com/drinkGet 15% off your first Thirdlove order when you go to thirdlove.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Shalom in the home! Christine's childhood home to be exact! We're recording in the wild this week which is a treat and a curse (sorry in advance for the audio quality, we're testing out new equipment and also recording from Christine's bed). But on the bright side we've got some wild tales about every crack and hole of her graveyard-side house. Em also brings us the ghosts of the Biltmore Estate this week while Christine covers Dana Sue Gray a serial killer and shopaholic to boot...and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get a 4-week trial, free postage, and a digital scale when you go to stamps.com, click on the microphone and enter code DRINKGet 25% off your entire Liquid IV order when you go to liquidiv.com and enter code DRINK at check outTry Zip Recruiter for free when you go to ziprecruiter.com/drinkGet 10% off your first 3 months of Ritual when you visit ritual.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

May we just say, "happy May"?! This month we're reading your stories that include a beach cult, a haunted library, and a pelvis found on a hiking trail. We're also terrified by a very near miss from a Megan... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 20% off your order of dress pant yoga pants when you go to betabrand.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

What are you doin' tonight, cowboy? Lasso us up! And join us for our Chicago live show! Em brings us a trifecta of food themed spooky stories including "That Steak Joint",  The Red Lion Pub, and the Biograph Theater. While Christine dives into the wild and mind-bending tale of the Chicago Tylenol Murders. And that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 500 high quality custom business cards starting $9.99 when you use code DRINK at vistaprint.com Visit avawomen.com to receive $20 off your order when you use code DRINK Get $10 off your first FabFitFun box when you go to fabfitfun.com and use code DRINK Get free shipping and free returns when you go to felixgrayglasses.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is the bird the word or the word the bird? Well, either way the word of the day is bird but maybe you just had to be there. Welcome to episode 116, creeps and peeps! We're back in LA long enough to say hello to our studio and tell the stories that the Colorado Bomb Cyclone kept us from telling in Salt Lake City. This week Em brings us the spooky Ben Lomond Hotel in Ogden, Utah. Meanwhile Christine covers the sad and wild tale of the murder of Lori Hacking. Oh we also met the Easter bunny and we were mostly terrified... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get free shipping on your next Rothy's order when you go to Rothys.com and use code DRINKGet 10% off your first 3 months of Ritual when you go to ritual.com/drinkGet $20 off your purchase of an Away suitcase when you go to awaytravel.com/drink and use promo code DRINK during check outGet your first Quip refill pack for free with a purchase of an electric toothbrush when you go to getquip.com/atwwd Learn more abou

We've got a surprise for you this week, creeps and peeps! We're bringing you our Milwaukee and Asbury Park, New Jersey stories retold from the studio! Tune in to hear Em cover the haunted Pfister Hotel and how they surprised Christine on stage by covering the hotel we stayed at. We may also have experienced our own creepy happenings in the grand hotel and at the very least saw some ugly cherubs. Meanwhile, Christine tells the extremely chilling tale of the Watcher House of Westfield New Jersey, a story so mysterious and scary we would NOPE out of there so fast... and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us!  Try Zip Recruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com/drink To get $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh go to hellofresh.com/drink80 and enter code DRINK80 at checkout  Get 10% off your first Brooklinen order when you go to brooklinen.com and use promo code DRINK Get 15% off your first ThirdLove order when you go to thirdlove.com/drink Learn more about your ad choic

Sit back, relax and let us tell you where the idea of probing took off! Don't worry, you PROBABLY won't be abducted after listening to this episode. This week Em brings us the story of the Pascagoula Abduction and Christine tells the wild tale of John Christie, a serial killer and a very uppity carpet designer... and that's why we drink! We're nominated for a Webby! Voting is open now thru April 18th, 2019 so please vote for us in the Comedy Podcast category! bit.ly/atwwdvoteGet a free stock when you sign up with Robinhood! Go to drink.robinhood.comGet 40% off all Lola subscriptions when you go to mylola.com and enter code DRINK40Get a 4 week Stamps.com trial plus free postage and a digital scale when you go to stamps.com and enter code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Happy April, ya fools! We may have forgotten to play any pranks but we do have some 90's themed spooky stories for you! This month we hear from listeners who have experienced Beanie Baby and Power Ranger related hauntings. We also rehash birthday girl Linda's epic times at Señor Frog’s... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Try Zip Recruiter for free when you go to ziprecruiter.com/drink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cover those ankles, ladies! Because you just might end up in St. Augustine's Old Jail! This week we're bringing you the haunted happenings of the old timey jail that is now Flagler College and the wild ride that is the story of Diane Downs. We also dive into the nuances of surrogate Austrian weddings... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us!Get 10% off your first 3 months of Ritual when you go to ritual.com/drinkGet 15% off your purchase of $100 or more go to modcloth.com and enter code WHY at checkout Get $10 off your first Instacart order when you go to instacart.com or download the mobile app and enter code DRINK at checkoutGet $10 off your first FabFitFun box when you go to fabfitfun.com and use our code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We're back from Florida and it might have all been a flu hallucination but we had a blast! We've also got some new spooky jams for you today: Em brings us a classic Canadian ghost story with the Fort Garry Hotel in Manitoba and Christine covers the Florida Black Widow Judy Buenoano, which may or may not be her real last name… it isn't. We've also got some updates on Christine and Lemon's relationship status… and that's why we drink! Please consider supporting the companies that support us!  Get 15% off your first pair of MeUndies and free shipping when you go to meundies.com/drink Try ZipRecruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com/drink Get 2 months of Skillshare for free when you go to skillshare.com/drink2 Get free shipping on your next Rothy's order when you go to rothys.com and use promo code DRINK Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We’re currently sweating and hiding from gators in Florida, so this week we’re coming to you LIVE in our beanies from Portland, Oregon, home of our first standing ovation! (Trust me, we didn’t believe it either.) Listen up as Em covers the dark and twisted history of the infamous Shanghai Tunnels. Meanwhile, Christine covers a story she’s been waiting to tell since episode one… the mystery of skyjacker DB Cooper! We hope you enjoy, and we’ll be back next week. Check out our tour schedule at andthatswhywedrink.com/live! Try Instacart today and get $10 off your first order! Go to instacart.com or download the mobile app and enter promo code DRINK at checkout!  Get $80 off your first month of Hello Fresh by going to hellofresh.com/drink80 and enter code DRINK80 Get 15% off your first Thirdlove purchase when you go to third love.com/drink Get a free stock when you sign up with Robinhood! Go to drink.robinhood.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Calling all cool teens! Stop snagging and necking and tune into our horniest episode ever! In episode 110 Em covers the Goatman(person?) of Maryland. It’s unclear whether he’s a genetic experiment gone wrong, a hairy old introvert, or simply an urban legend. What we do know, however, is that he’s 100% axe. But that’s not all! Em gives us a bonus story this week - the Pope Lick Monster! Or as we like to call him, the Pretty Little Monster.  Meanwhile, Christine covers the story of Ira Einhorn, who considers himself Philadelphia’s very own planetary enzyme. However, we know him as a hypocritical, predatory murderer who did NOT invent Earth Day and also smells like a hoagie with onions. Moral of the story: contrary to popular belief, the world could use a little less hugging. And that’s why we drink!   Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 15% off and free shipping on your first MeUndies purchase! Go to meundies.com/drink Get 10% off your first order AND free shipping when you use pro

Hey there, drunks and punks (go with us, we’re trying to make it happen)! Welcome to our smooth and goosebumpy sounds! We’re back in a re-styled studio with new mics and we’re feeling great, that includes Lemon. Per usual, we have some wild and spooky journeys to take you on today: Em brings us the brutal creepiness that is the Beast of Gévaudan (a french story that throws Em back to their high-school french class days) and Christine tells the crazy story of Evelyn Dick and the 1946 Torso Murder (so buckle up). Also, be prepared, Lemon makes his audio debut… and that’s why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Sign up for FabFitFun today with code DRINK to get $10 off your first box! Go to fabfitfun.com and use code DRINKTry Instacart today and get $10 off your first order! Go to instacart.com or the mobile app and enter promo code DRINK at checkout!Go to felixgrayglasses.com/drink to try your computer glasses today! Get $45 off your first month with Talkspace when you go to talks

Happy March, everyone! Did you know that knowledge is power and just because you're dead doesn’t mean your education has to stop? Today we learn that and more from listeners who tell us stories about their Harry Potter loving ghost friends, sibling soul swapping experiences, astral projection and whiskey- infused cemetery night terrors. We also learn about the haunted house of the former Canadian Prime Minister... and that's why we drink!Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Start your free wedding website and get $50 off your registry on Zola when you go to zola.com/wedrink Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

If this plane goes down, don’t tell our mothers we were in group 8! We were home from tour long enough to record this week and are already back on the road to the Pacific Northwest and FREAKING CANADA! We also catch up on topics from Valentine's Day to hot sauce to voodoo, so buckle up. We do eventually tell some epic stories from our favorite live shows that didn't initially get recorded including Dear David and the murder of Viola Drath, aka the inspiration for the upcoming "The Worst Marriage in Georgetown"! We also introduce the newest member of the ATWWD family… a mummified lemon (named Lemon) Christine found under her bed in San Jose… and that’s why we drink! In Citrus and in Health! Please consider supporting the companies that support us! Get 15% off and free shipping on your first MeUndies purchase! Go to meundies.com/drink Get free shipping and free returns with no minimum on your Rothys order! Go to rothys.com and enter code DRINK Try Zip Recruiter for free at ziprecruiter.com/drink Get a fre