Angry Nerdery

"I will say that in a way that was not incoherent."

"Gotcha-questions is another word for 'questions that are too hard for me to answer.'"

"It's Oprah!"

"Everything's stupid today."

"...there's a knock on the door, it's a state trooper"

"It doesn't matter. You've hijacked. Let's go."

"It's a hard topic to talk about."

"Fortunately, he was a fail assassin"

"It's like somebody's playing G.I. Joe's with republican candidates."

"beach volley ...that's what freedom is all about"

I'll have the Trump Roast, with a side of GOP pot legalization, and the consumerism sucks for dessert. Thanks.

"From ma' neighbor"