The Manwhore Podcast: A Sex-positive Quest For Love

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Have you considered dating a plumber? Jon Birger crunched the numbers. Ladies, it’s not you: it’s the ratio! Okay, it could still totally be you, but Birger’s book Date-onomics debunks the 50% divorce rate, tells professional women why New York City is a terrible place to date, and suggests being more open-minded about online dating filters. Shout out to my fellow numbers nerds on this one! PLUS: firefighters, polyamory, Kuwait whores, gender ratios, Patreon, marriage, and mixed-collar dating! SAVE THE DATE: Facebook Fanwhore Hangout on March 29th, 3pm EST! Go buy Jon Birger’s book Date-onomics! Check out Jon Birger on the web! Website Twitter Facebook Check out the revamped Patreon community! Click here to become an Official Fanwhore! This week’s episode is sponsored by free Wi-Fi, the real MVP. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhroepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit meg

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Dan Soder found Minka Kelly on Raya, a celebrity dating app. “She’s the gold standard of a woman, to me.” Was it a match? Listen to find out, or find one of the several fake news biography pages written about Soder in the depths of Google. The Guy Code comedian joined me to discuss the exclusive dating app Raya as well as dating, love, and comedy. It’s the most non-funny, serious discussion of love from 2 funny people you’ll ever hear. PLUS: older women, Isle of Man, sleight of dick, young chicks, sobriety, stand-up comedy, and sex toy giveaways! Check out Dan Soder on the places! Website Facebook Twitter Instagram The Bonfire on SiriusXM Radio Learn how to win a free Clone-A-Willy kit by clicking here! Become an Official Fanwhore for as little as $1! Click here to support me on Patreon! This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerie! Don’t just look sexy; feel sexy. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.ByMenagerie.com! Email

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Happy Valentine’s Day, whores! This week’s episode explores life’s oldest emotion: Love. And who better to hear from than the women who wouldn’t love me! Thank you to all of the women who made the monstrous mistake of making out with me many moons ago for taking the time to record once again. Thank you to my strictly platonic friend and Manwhore Podcast guest AJ Marechal for contributing her poem. Thank you to those who would do (almost) anything for love... Music featured: Bensound (bensounds.com), Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com), “Is This Love?” by Bob Marley, “All Out of Love” by Air Supply, “I’d Do Anything for Love” by Meatloaf, “What is Love?” by Haddaway Be my Play Party VIP! Get a sexy-getting-ready album, including our final orgy outfit, anad a post-party debrief audio recording! Order before Feb. 21 and get $10 off! Email manwhorepod@gmail.com for more details. Order some Menagerié for yourself or the man in your life. Enjoy fre

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Tikva Wolf a.k.a. Kimchi Cuddles is a mega-talented cartoonist. Her first book Ask Me About Polyamory is an accessible collection of her comics about polyamory, queer issues, and gender. She’s a relationship anarchist who will tell you how she started with poly and ended up bucking the identity politics attached to it. “There’s very few bombs involved in relationship anarchy.” Notice she didn’t say no bombs! ALSO: I advise a couple on how to better enjoy their local sketchy sex party! PLUS: cuddling, labels, comics, sex toy givewaways, Menagerié, coconut oil, and hippy communes! Be our Play Party VIP! Gain exclusive access to Page and I’s night with sexy-getting-ready-pictures and a post-party debrief audio recording! Send $50 to $manwhorepod on Cash app & include your email address in the notes section. Win a free Clone-a-Willy by emailing manwhorepod@gmail.com and telling me your zip code. That’s it! Or enjoy 20% off one at www.CloneaWill

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Andrea Allan has a particular set of skills. Well, one skill: kicking d*cks! Comedian, podcaster, and former flame Andrea Allan returns for her third Manwhore Podcast appearance to talk crotch shots, love, and the art of eye-f*cking. It's a hilarious episode from one of my favorite guests! ALSO: a man's right to abortion? PLUS: Her app, emotional bandwidth, naked roast battle, Italian men, comedy, casual sex, bi-curiosity, and coconut oil! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Check out Andrea Allan online! Subscribe to Andrea’s podcast The Hot Mess Comedy Hour! Instagram: @andrea_allan88 Twitter: @AndreaComedy Hot Ass Cold Cuts on Instagram This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerié. Fellas, surprise your partner by wearing something sexy on Valentine’s Day. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.ByMenagerie.com! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about you

Keep up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Comedian Miguel Dalmau fell in love with a stripper. This is no T-Pain song. My good friend shares his tale from skeezeball, to husband, to cheater, to divorced dad. Justifying his previous infidelity: “For once, it was somebody who wasn’t bringing me down, who wasn’t calling me stupid.” Cheating isn’t simple. Let Miguel Dalmau tell you why. ALSO: Professional dominatrix Lady Zombie returns to dish on coming back to sex worth after a pregnancy! PLUS: blood play, rape fantasy, drugs, emails, comedy, relationships, and divorce! Check out Miguel Dalmau’s comedy album Thank You That’s My Time! Discover Miguel on the internet: Website Twitter Instagram Check out Lady Zombie on her website! This week’s episode is sponsored by Menagerié. Get free shipping with promo code MANWHORE at www.bymenagerie.com! This week’s episode is sponsored by Stockings VR. Get your first taste of virtual reality porn at www.stockingsvr.com! Email your comments, qu

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Jillian Keenan, author of Sex with Shakespeare, talks much ado about pain, but more with love. Keenan’s book explores her spanking fetish through Shakespearean hallucinations. But love is at the core of her memoir. “Love is the process of falling in love over and over again.” For an episode that discusses bare bottoms and bruises, it’s a beautiful conversation about humanity’s oldest emotion. Also: I read a piece I wrote titled The Specter of Someone Else and try not to vomit. PLUS: child abuse, shame, sexuality, sex parties, kink, and politeness! Buy Sex with Shakespeare on Amazon or a bookstore near you! Learn more about Jillian! Website Twitter Read her Slate article about spanking and child abuse! This week’s episode is sponsored by StockingsVR.com! So immersive, it’s almost better than the real thing! Visit StockingsVR.com for special holiday pricing! Email your comments, questions, and boobies to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.Manwhore

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Claire is a fan who visited me in New York with one misguided goal: to have sex with Billy Procida. So now she, like many others, have found out how lackluster that can be! Very much enjoyed catching up with Claire—a soon-to-be medical professional—who explains why it’s awkward to sleep with doctors and how birth control works. Turns out I am a massive idiot when it comes to the female body. ALSO: comedian Jenny Young makes an appearance to discuss her struggle with sex addiction! PLUS: speed dating, corn penis, naked parties, Date-onomics, ex-boyfriends, cuckholding, and public sex! Learn how to win FREE ACCESS to the Patreon< bonus episodes! Check out Jenny Young’s web series Cooking With a Sex Addict! Become an official fanwhore for just $1 on Patreon. Click here to pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by reverse racism, the most marginalized group of racists. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepo

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Polyamory advocate Diana Adams is changing the way you plan your family. When same-sex marriage was up for debate, critics said, “What’s next: group marriage?!” Yea, hopefully! Diana Adams Esq., an original founder of Open Love NY, is a pioneer in helping queer, kinky, and polyamorous relationships form families in our legal system. We discuss polyamory, alternative families, and the government’s interest/obsession with your sex life! PLUS: not roofie-ing myself, Open Love NY, due process, trans rights, bonus episodes, #PayForYourPorn, and group mafia marriage! Learn more about Diana Adams and her law practice at www.DianaAdamsLaw.net! Enter to win FREE ACCESS to the Patreon bonus episodes! Click here to learn more! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1! This week’s episode is sponsored by Pepsi. Not really, but f*ck, I wish. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more a

Stay up-to-date with future Billy with http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Leah Bonnema is in a common law marriage. What does that mean? “I think it means he can turn off my respirator,” says the New York comedian and Lady Parts Justice contributor. Bonnema tells me about falling in love with a fellow comedian, how they make it through fights, and how terrifying it is to be a woman in Trump’s America. Her motto? Call your anti-choice congressman…or at least make fun of him! PLUS: comedy, advice, polyamory, love, communication, Patreon contest, children, Donald Trump, & showering! Watch Lady Parts Justice mock and ridicule the patriarchy at LadyPartsJustice.com! Check out Leah Bonnema all over! Website Twitter Facebook Instagram Enter to win all of the Patreon bonus episodes! I’ll randomly draw a lucky listener each week! Earn an entry each week by: Being on the mailing list. Posting manwhorepod.com/iTunes on Facebook & tagging The Manwhore Podcast. Tweeting manwhorepod.com/iTunes with the hashtag #ManwhoreP

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida "I have a rape fantasy — it's called not getting raped." Alex Engelbert is the harlot you love to hate. When she got punched in the face by an ex-boyfriend, she received mix reactions and a lot of skeptics (me included). Other women who have posted publicly about abuse, however, receive unwavering support. Alex opens up about fair-weather feminists and the definition of consent. "If being drunk in college means I can't consent, then I minored in getting raped!" See us roast battle each other LIVE on January 5 at New York Comedy Club! Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets! Follow Alex on Instagram and Twitter: @alex_engelbert Use promo code BILLY for $5 tickets to our Roast Battle on January 5! Click here to buy tickets today! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon! Click here to pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by paranoia. Is it a cold sore? Or are your lips just cold? Or is it just a speck of chocolate? Para

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Genderqueer superstar Milcah Halili is frustrated with feminism. Identity politics has put so much emphasis on labels that this pain slut prefers the term 'fluid.' This Manwhore Podcast features talks of pee, privilege, and pronouns!  PLUS: feminism, piss play, funemployment, dating, genderqueer pronouns, gross sex, and Bonus Boy Holes! Join me at the 2017 No Pants Subway Ride in New York City! Email manwhorepod@gmail.com to RSVP! Check out Milcah Halili’s writing and porn stuff! Website Writing Twitter Instagram Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon. Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by Motorbunny. Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Set when you visit Motorbunny.com and use the code MANWHORE at checkout. Emial your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My physical therapist is the last woman I told, “I love you.” I was a casualty of Emily’s New Relationship Energy and fascination with novelty. This week’s Manwhore Podcast provided me closure about a break-up long since past. I also share some fan emails and discuss an embarrassing text message I sent my landlord. It’s a jampacked episode! PLUS: open relationships, threesomes, communication, cheating, yoga, break up brunch, and #AllTheFeels! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Listen to my episode of This Is Why You’re Single! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1/month on Patreon. Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by Motorbunny! Get $50 off a Motorbunny Starter Set when you visit Motorbunny.com and use the code MANWHORE at checkout. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Harrison Greenbaum is the voice of removing typical gender norms from masculinity. That's because his voice is not one you’d typically describe as masculine. But I’ve been on enough Tinder dates with his former flames to know he does quite well for himself in the female department! Harrison is what the modern man sounds like: confident, intelligent, and feminist...and maybe a little gay. This is masculinity in the Age of Trump! PLUS: sex parties, stand-up comedy, dirty talk, Shrek, feminism, and masturbating with your sister! I want your artwork! Send your fan art to be used as the new logo to manwhorepod@gmail.com! Hear me on Ep. 94 of Multiamory! Check out Harrison Greenbaum on the places! Website Twitter Best Friend Plans podcast Check out Hannah Abney! Website Instagram Handsy With Hannah Become an Official Fanwhore on Patreon! Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is (actually) sponsored by Motorbunny. Get $50 o

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Braces are dangerous. Talia made me break my No Teenagers rule several years ago during my DateMySchool Era of manwhoreness. She came by Bushwick to relive that night moment by moment: from the initial messages to the creepy Catholic school parking lot to the passive aggressive rejection that followed. This is a great episode that you will not want to miss! PLUS: age, blowjobs, noxious farts, driving for the D, rejection, Sex Criminals, and the rush of casual sex! If you like the show, like The Manwhore Podcast’s fan page! Become an Official Fanwhore for just $1 on Patreon! Click here to make your pledge today! This week’s episode is sponsored by the word ‘cad.’ Whether you mean a dishonorable man, a Cadillac, or a birthday card in Boston, cad’s got you covered. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Sandra LaMorgese proves you're never too old to teach an old dog new kinks. Seeing her holistic health clinic close down, Sandra become a professional dominatrix at the age of 55 to keep the lights on! Now at 60, she feels more confident and sexy than ever! This week's Manwhore Podcast goes to show that age is just a number. Unless you're 13, then it's a felony. PLUS: CougarLife.com, social media, BDSM, health, menopause, hypnosis, and Trump! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Come speed dating with me at OnSpeedDating.com and get $5 off with code BILLY5! Buy Sandra LaMorgese's book Switch: Time for a Change! Follow Sandra LaMorgese on the stuff! Website Twitter Instagram Become an Official Fanwhore on Patreon. Click here to support my work! This week's episode is sponsored by aspargus. When you need a safe word, 'asparagus' is always there. Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.Manwhore

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida My high school prom date Melissa joins The Manwhore Podcast to reminisce on our Hyde School misadventures. I finally air my grievances with our prom night and that time she made an indecent proposal. Boarding school requires crafty thinking and lowered standards for intimate encounters. Just make sure you don't "exchange any fluids" (her words not mine)! ALSO: my favorite Hyde School legend... PLUS: Hyde, boyfriends, fingering, sex ed, disappointing Nana, crushes, and a boy in the corner! If you like The Manwhore Podcast, try Sex With Timaree! Especially episode 263 with yours truly! If you want to read my piece about Love, shoot me an email. Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Become an official fanwhore to receive bonus episodes and exclusive rewards! Pledge today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by pillows. Relieved that the election is over? Have a good cry in a pillow™. Email your comments, questions

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Tracey Cox is London's leading sexpert. For over 20 years, she has encouraged more open and honest conversations about sex. We discussed talked about comprehensive sex education, being the cool step-mom, and Cosmo's ridiculous sex tips. Also, you'll hear from two porn stars about the dangers of California's Proposition 60. PLUS: UK porn ban, orgies, Dan Savage, sex toys, Cosmo, & beach volleyball! Thanks to Andre Shakti and Ela Darling for telling us why to VOTE NO on Prop 60! Visit www.DontHarassCA.com for more information. Check out Tracey Cox on the web! Website Facebook Twitter Tracey Cox's books: Hot Sex: How to Do It Great Sex Starts at 50 The Hot Sex Handbook Hot Relationships If you like The Manwhore Podcast, you'll enjoy The Swinging MILF Podcast! Join the party and become an official fanwhore on Patreon! Click here to pledge today! This week's episode is sponsored by dull knives. When you're feeling down, dull knives will frus

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Before you hear me sit down with comedian Sarah Hartshorne, I address a couple of cuckoo emails I received from listeners this week. One from a Trump voter and the other from a man who thinks I'm too tough on Middle America. Then the former America's Next Top Model contestant talks about body image, safe spaces, and falling in love with her husband! ALSO: California voters should vote No on Prop 60! PLUS: crazy Christians, sex tips, marriage, eating disorders, open relationships, fashion, bisexual, and Reddit porn! Porn stars Chanel Preston and Siouxsie Q chime in this week to tell my California listeners why they should vote NO on Prop 60! For more information visit Stop60.com. Sarah Hartshorne is up to stuff! Facebook: @sarahbhartshorne Twitter: @sarahhartshorne Instagram: @travellinglightly Straight Curve film Project UROK Send me your Manwhore Podcast fan art! Like The Manwhore Podcast on Facebook! Join the party and become an Officia

Stay up-to-date with future Billy at http://linktr.ee/billyprocida Kailey is back! And yes: she still thinks her brother is hot. Kailey gets tamer in every episode and now she is finally in love! Hear her be gross about the new boyfriend and tell me why I've had such a difficult time dating. We also reminisce on our first sex party together…and The Hand Holder. PLUS: OK Cupid, breaking beds, poop stuff, boyfriends, sex parties, dirty talk, and knives! Follow her on Twitter @kmarshland! Sign up for the mailing list to win a free guybrator! VOTE NO ON PROP 60 IF YOU LIVE IN CALIFORNIA! Become an Official Fanwhore today by visiting my Patreon page! This week's episode is sponsored by knives. Spice up your sex life with handcuffs. Scare up your sex life with knives! Email your comments, questions, and boobie pictures to manwhorepod@gmail.com. www.ManwhorePod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices