How To Become A Terrible Person

Grant is very thankful for Cait - Here is a throwback to their first full episode together!Text Us: 910-557-2871 or E-mail: GrantAndCait@gmail.comGrant is joined in his kitchen by his girlfriend, Caitlin and things get weird pretty quick. What would YOU do if you found out the guy you were starting to date had a really small penis? OR....How do you ask for a raise when EVERYONE is looking for a job right now? Also, do dead bodies with COVID scream when you cremate them?If you enjoy this podcast, please rate and review wherever you listen! Thanks for listening!

Grant's mom told us a WILD story about confronting a burglar and sending him to prison for 35 years, Awesome and Scott are acting like crazies and Tim McGraw should really invest in a teleprompter.Have a question or want to tell us something? (910)-557-2871 or GrantAndCait@gmail.comwww.MyFuneralHomeStories.com

Kari The Mortician co-hosts this week's episode AND weirdly, dead bodies barely came up. This was a fun episode, THANK YOU KARI!Check out Kari on YouTube: https://bit.ly/3w2FDXKHave a question or want to tell us something? (910)-557-2871 or GrantAndCait@gmail.comwww.MyFuneralHomeStories.com

WELP, looks like we won't be having Tim McGraw on the podcast anytime soon.Call or Text us - (910)-557-2871 or E-mail us: GrantAndCait@gmail.com www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com

Brady Quinn's gonna think we're weirdos .... This one went off the rails. Cait got pissed at Pandora while Grant filmed a guy dying AND SOOOO MUCH MORE! #SPORTSBig thank you to Kyle Unfug and Johnjay Van Es for letting us bother them!Have a question or need advice? Call us - (910)-557-2871 or E-mail - GrantAndCait@gmail.comThank you for listening! www.MyFuneralHomeStories.com

Don't Try this at home :) Call or Text Us - 910-557-2871 or E-mail GrantandCait@gmail.com

Grant and Cait had two objectives this episode - Figure out what's for dinner & take a few phone calls. Needless to say, mission accomplished! Have a question or need advice? Text/Call - 910-557-2871 or E-mail - GrantAndCait@gmail.comThanks for listening!

What do you do if the new guy your dating hates your pet OR doesn't like the size of your penis? ALSO are politics a good enough reason to NOT talk to family? Probably, right?Have a question? Shoot us a text : (910)-557-2871 or E-mail: GrantAndCait@gmail.com !Thanks for listening :)

If you were a ghost who would you haunt? Grant 's answer might surprise you.... OH YEAH and that guy actually told Grant he'd crush his skull! Hilarious!

How do you tell your girlfriend that her brother is a douchebag? Where do you put hideous housewarming art and Where do birds have sex? Have a question or need advice? Text us - (910)-557-2871 or E-mail - GrantAndCait@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Obviously, Grant sounds like a crazy person but it's been a long 5 months dealing with this company's employees . We will be back to regular episodes of How To Become A Terrible Person on Friday!

Grant is joined by Cait and King Kong with musical guest, Freddy Krueger.Have a question or need advice? Text us: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail - GrantAndCait@gmail.comThanks for listening!

We're still not convinced anyone reads these descriptions BUT we keep writing them....Have a question or need advice? Text us: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail : GrantAndCait@gmail.com

In this mini solo episode, Grant talks about dealing with the white trash implications of drinking Monster energy drinks & is pretty sure he's loosing his mind - Standard Wednesday STUFF!Have a question or need advice text us: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail - GrantAndCait@gmail.com!Thanks for listening!

OMG! Have you seen Dance Dads of ID? Enjoy the episode it's a fun one! Thanks for listening!Have a question or need advice? Text us: (910)-557-2871 or E-mail us: GrantAndCait@gmail.com!

It's Beaver Season! We're ALL EXCITED especially Grant's pal Scott, The Critter Gitter of Northern Colorado. He's FUN! ALSO Grant helps a listener figure out to tell their mom they pawned a family heirloom AND helps another with an absentee gamer girlfriend.Have a question? Shoot us a Text - 910-557-2871 OR E-mail us: GrantAndCait@gmail.com!

Grant had his good friend Rico Hernandez co-host with him today AND it’s safe to say he fits right in!Have A question or need advice? Shoot us a text (910)-557-2871 or E-mail us: GrantAndCait@gmail.com

Breaking up a cat fight is scary stuff & why can't neighbors just be cool and not touch the stick in the gate?Have a question or need advice? (910)-557-2871 or E-mail: GrantAndCait@gmail.comThanks for listening!

Scott the Cat is keeping Grant in check while Cait tells a listener how she tolerates Grant everyday! ALSO We have a fun new sponsor today too, Thanks BIG HANK! Have a question or need advice? Text us - (910)-557-2871 or E-mail: GrantAndCait@gmail.com

Sorry about all the beeps , we thought it would be better to takeout the name of the company Grant was FIRED up about! Other than that, Grant answers your questions and talks about the Olympics, The Lady at the Grocery Store and working for gift cards.