Every Iain Lee Absolute Radio Show

Iain does a Name special & asks for help in choosing a new middle name for himself; he discusses celebrity numbers on your phone; BRENDON BURNS phone interview.

Iain takes a call from a charming young man called Rob Burnett (pronounced Burnay) that doesn't really hint at the tumultuous love broffair they'll soon share. It is also a Sex Tape Special; Teapot Darth Vador (from Bolton) calls in, as does Trevor (pal) for the first time.

Iain is covering for Geoff Lloyd for the week and kicks it off in style with a balaclava special. He asks if Sweden is good or bad and David the producer becomes Davis.

Iain hosts a Japan special - mainly Japanese toilets. He goes on to deny he's getting chubby and proves Japanese ghosts exist. He also claims the twitter name @therealiainlee (it's not until later he is able to wrest control of @iainlee from a domain squatter!

Iain won't see Borat as "HE owes me twenty five quid" which is a fact; made children cry at Dylan's 3rd birthday party; does an Anti-Earth Hour but more importantly plays the entire Yes song 'Close to the Edge' as a bed. Mike the 'psychic' in the studio.

Iain humblebrags about Minnie Driver once asking him out; he does a 40 second drone off; got sick from giving blood and it's a Hair the Musical special.

Iain loves Brum as they love him there; he reveals he met Fandango at a roller disco and has been dissed by We Are Scientists.

Iain gets the first of many "I've got a dirty ..." calls from Pauly; christens the sofabed in more ways than one when Fandango is ill and speaks to DAVID GRANT of Carrie & David fame on the phone. An up and coming broadcaster called Geoff Lloyd apparently gets someone to ask Iain if they could be friends. Awww

Iain starts the Top 50 Listeners List and has recently found blood on his car. The Hai-ya soundclip is created and coincidently, his piles have been upgraded to an anal fissure.

Iain says the magic phrase that makes Jean hang up (Thanks for calling!); he thinks Sandra has a gorgeous voice although admits she could be a munter; the show collates a list of spare body parts the callers have and Iain responds to a caller trying to start a petition to oust him.

Iain is scared of Nicky Campbell as he looks like he could rip his face off; he tells of how the bonnet on his Clio whacked up onto his windscreen while driving and nearly calls producer Dave 'Chris' ... TWICE!

Iain does sexy facts; he watches all the Police Academy films in one day; talks about the pervert Bloody Michael and his stalking videos; admits he was a cross-dressing child and warns Barry from Watford not to say 'shoot' while an American is on the line!

Iain handles drunk proposals; regales us about watching vomit-inducing films that make him take his cardigan off and we hear the hotel demands of a Hollywood star.

Iain speaks to Alan Caddick for the first .... and second time; Mr Quest is back from Japan; Iain is going on Nuts TV; how do you clean a hedgehog. Iain also chats to Rory who kidnaps women for a living / hobby.

Iain plays S Club 7 and talks about making bread, heralding in the new Virgin Radio. He also gets his autobiography title from Sefu - "A Well Looked After, Day Time Prostitute"; does the top 50 Nick Nolte films and announces he's had a bum op.

Iain Lee to Fandango after seeing a top loader video outside a charity shop "Ooh ... let's go check the action out" Barnsworth calls; Iain is considering becoming a gay and loads more.

Iain's first Virgin Radio show, First topic - swap your crap Christmas presents on Iain LeeBay - Dave's title, not Iain's. The first caller is a Scotch called Steven and first 'gay for' is the dragon Duncan Bannatyne.