Hank Patterson's Outdoor Misadventures
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- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 271:29:29
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Synopsis
Prepare to forget everything you ever thought you knew about camping, fly fishing and outdoor adventure with the always super hilarious, Hank Patterson. Hank is a high school graduate, community college dropout, camping expert and world renowned fly fishing guide. Follow Hank into the wild at your own risk!
Episodes
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Episode 223 - Lordy Be Hank Got Outside
10/09/2020 Duration: 01h17minHere's an episode featuring bears eating candy in supermarkets, Kevin's illustrious football career and Hank's most recent day on the water. Settle into the pew, Hank's about to hop on the soap box and preach about the glories of just getting outside. Enjoy!
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Episode 222 - Squatch Watch
03/09/2020 Duration: 01h10minShark Week's got nothing on Sasquatch Week! Here's an episode that starts with some pack out what you pack in advice for outdoor newbies and slowly devolves into a conversation about the many cable network shows searching for twelve foot fur creatures with glowing red eyes and an unmatched talent for hide and go seek. Enjoy! Hambone!
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Episode 221 - Bison At The Cheesecake Factory
27/08/2020 Duration: 01h11minIf you're looking to learn practically nothing about genetically modified mosquitoes, male pattern eagle baldness, bears vs wolf packs and new bikinis for men look no further than this weeks episode! We got you covered. Enjoy!
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Episode 220 - Babe 3 The Reckoning
20/08/2020 Duration: 01h19minThis week, Hank is joined by Kevin and Jake to discuss the etiquette of being a driver or passenger on a road trip to the outdoors BUT before that... Snakes In SUV AC Systems, Fecal Transplants, Pants Stealing Boars and a looming Pepperoni emergency. Enjoy!
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Episode 219 - Don't Forget To Forget The Salad
13/08/2020 Duration: 01h19minEscaped alligators, newspapers, bears eating peanut butter sandwiches and what not to eat while camping are just a few of the hard hitting topics tackled in this weeks incredibly important episode. Enjoy! Hambone!
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Episode 218 - Just Say Nope
06/08/2020 Duration: 01h28minThis weeks episode features - Bears kickin' in doors, Hank's old man and his weaponry, brother in law got a new boat and when it's ok and not ok to bail on a fishin' trip. It's a "not to be missed" episode. Enjoy! -Hank
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Episode 217 - Chainsaw Wielding Baboons
30/07/2020 Duration: 01h08minThis weeks list of topics goes something like this... Tooth Aches, Armed Baboons, Yellowstone Trip, Nunchucks, Silent Motorcycles, High School Musical and planning a trip to Alaska. Enjoy!
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Episode 216 - Camping Curious
23/07/2020 Duration: 01h32minThis weeks episode features random and rousing conversations about playing dead during a Bison Attack, Star Wars and how to prepare yourself or a friend or a family member for a first time ever camp trip. If you've never ever never camped or are taking a friend who's never ever never gone camping on a camping trip, here's some solid advice on how to make it a successful trip. Enjoy! Hambone!
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Episode 215 - Hank's Fortress Of Solitude
16/07/2020 Duration: 01h26minIn this weeks episode Hank and Kevin discuss Hank's recent outdoor adventure including an earth quake, a perfect crime and a silhouette image you won't soon forget. That nonsense segues to in depth conversation about surviving in the wilderness, domesticating grizzly bears and writing a novel. Enjoy!
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Episode 214 - RV’s and Keggers and Bears Oh My!
09/07/2020 Duration: 01h20minThis weeks grab bag of content includes solid advice on how to avoid wild animal attacks, whether or not to camp on 4th of July weekend and a completely random and pointless conversation about the pros and cons of owning and driving a 50 foot motor coach RV. Enjoy!
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Episode 213 - Hank Needed To Go Fishing
02/07/2020 Duration: 01h20minHank's solo this week with an hour and twenty minute stream of consciousness all about his recent fishing trip, being Alone and a whole lot more. This one may be better listened to with a beer beverage in hand. Hambone! Cheers! FlapJack! Enjoy.
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EPISODE 212 - PYTHONS, HOP SCOTCH, VISION QUESTS AND MORE
25/06/2020 Duration: 01h18minThis week Hank and Kevin are talking Python Hunting in the Everglades, running into a group of Vision Questers, Star Gazing, Hop Scotching and a whole lot more. Grab a beers, crank up the laugh track and enjoy!
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Episode 211 - Go Find Something To Do
18/06/2020 Duration: 01h18minThere are many outdoor activities children are sure not to enjoy! In this episode, Hank and Kevin discuss a few of them and explore the reasons kids might not enjoy the same things as the growed up campers. In addition to this nonsense, Hank shares a few stories about his most recent camping trip. Enjoy! Monkey Junk!
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Episode 210 - Slippery Steps And Marbles
11/06/2020 Duration: 01h14minThis week Hank is joined by his friends Kevin and Jake to ramble on about marble racing, camping in the middle of dirt roads and people who litter. It's a gem! Hambone! Enjoy!
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Episode 209 - Workin' A Big Brown
04/06/2020 Duration: 01h21minBy the time the show starts Hank and Kevin will have already talked apple pie, tater tots, strawberry rhubarb pie, small town greasy spoons and a whole lot more before moving on to conversations Hank eavesdropped on a recent fishing trip. Enjoy!
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Episode 208 - Hey, Watch Your Step
21/05/2020 Duration: 01h22minThis weeks episode includes some not so in depth and completely out of focus discussions about the Big Bang Theory, sneaking into Yellowstone, selfies, tourist site photography and much more and much less from Hank and Kevin. Enjoy the show!
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Episode 207 - First Degree Murder Hornets
14/05/2020 Duration: 01h13minAfter a lengthy look into Hank's Financial Planning plans or lack there of, Hank offers up a deep nonsensical and uneducated dive into the imminent threat that Murder Hornets and other bugs pose to our outdoor activities and lives in general. MurderHornet! Hambone! ArmyAnt! Enjoy.
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Episode 206 - Catch Keep Release Repeat
07/05/2020 Duration: 01h19minHere's an episode to douse the flames of the historic battle betwixt catch and releasers and catch and keepers! No matter how you like your fish... released to the river or released to your cooler, you're sure to learn very little! Enjoy the show!
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Episode 205 - Social Distancing Elmo
30/04/2020 Duration: 01h11minThis week, Hank is joined by his friend Jake to randomly discuss baking, Oreos, Sesame Street and how to discourage others from camping or fishing near you. Enjoy!
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Episode 204 - Essential Oils
23/04/2020 Duration: 59minBuckle up, this one's a doozy... After a rousing conversation involving cow urine and essential oils, Hank and Kevin are talking about what they most look forward to getting out and doing in the great outdoors when the country opens back up. Enjoy!