Fake Teams

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show in a state of shock as Nic shaved his face and now is no longer a ginger woodsman (1:20). Also, Pete triggered a bunch of Bears fans (4:35). The guys then jump right into their tour of the NFC and give a player they’re buying and/or selling from each team, including what to make of the 49ers’ backfield, the true number one receiver in Detroit and the NFC East quarterback everyone should be drafting (6:35). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete and Clark open the show with Clark trying to sell his car and Pete getting way too excited about the puppy he may or may not be getting soon (0:48). In NFL news, Andrew Luck might not be ready for Week 1 and the NFL yet again shows it’s priorities suspending Golden Tate (6:00). Since it’s WR Week at Fake Teams, the guys play wide receiver themed Would You Rather!? including which wideout to take at the end of the 1st round, what’s Julian Edelman’s highest ceiling this year and wondering why is Marquise Brown’s ADP so damn low (14:26). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

TWO-A-WEEKS ARE BACK! Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show with a little rom-com talk and clarification on Jordan’s relationship status (1:55). In the first week of NFL preseason games: Daniel Jones didn’t suck, buy Josh Jacobs, and there are plenty of quarterbacks to draft late in your fantasy leagues (3:46). The guys then take a tour of the AFC and give a player they’re buying and selling from each team, including two overrated running backs in the AFC West, the Titans trying to make fetch happen and Robby Anderson becoming a podcast favorite (17:10). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show celebrating actual football and Clark airing out his Tom Cruise grievances from last week’s show (2:37). In NFL news, Ezekiel Elliott is in the midst of a holdout which could last all of 2019 and more NFL news brought to you by NFL.com headlines (5:20). The guys then recap the first episode of Hard Knocks including Ronald Ollie’s rough outing, does Pete like Jon Gruden?, what’s up with Antonio Brown’s foot and basking in an A+ soundtrack (24:30). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Nic and Jordan open the show welcoming special guest The Ringer’s Danny Kelly onto the show (0:55). The guys take a look at rookie wide receivers and predict what their stat-lines will look like in 2019 (3:00), including what to expect from D.K. Metcalf (4:25), N’Keal Harry’s role in New England (14:32), and getting hyped for Marquise Brown (27:30). Finally, the guys give their top 5 Tom Cruise movies which leads to a few flaming hot takes in regards to his filmography (42:50). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Nic open the show dissecting Nic’s Larry Fitzgerald hate and how he gets others to join his illogical cult (1:00). The guys then go around the NFL and break down six training camp battles they’re keeping eyes on, including the Texans’ backfield (4:50), who’ll replace Antonio Brown in Pittsburgh (18:46) and the Packers’ No. 2 wide receiver (29:10). Finally, they wrap up with average NFL players who were great in fantasy (48:55). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show discussing the sudden FaceApp fad along with some hot sandal taeks (1:05). The guys then bring back “Name That Player” in which they try and guess players based on their current ADP (5:20). Finally, they offer their own Madden rating critiques—except for Clark who has only nice things to say—and which players are the best chance at improving their rating by season’s end (34:50). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Nic open the show talking about their summers and are floored by some BIG news from Clark (1:10). The guys then share the players they are most intrigued by this fantasy season (4:35), including what to do about Todd Gurley (8:40), Philip Rivers’ new favorite target (19:45) and a possibly exciting Cowboy’s offense (24:25). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s just Clark and Jordan this week as they open the show pouring some out for Jordan’s mentions after his fire WNBA take that’s actually really reasonable (1:00). The guys then delve into more confusing fantasy groups, including the Patriots’ running backs (11:23), the Browns’ entire offense (23:41) and what to make of the Buccaneers (34:36). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show debating what makes a good wedding after both Pete and Jordan attended weddings this past weekend (1:30). The guys then introduce a new segment called “Fantasy Mysteries”, and try to solve the Seahawks, Chiefs, 49ers and Bears’ backfields and figure out which running back from each team is the one worth drafting (8:35). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic are back after their three week vacation and open the show trying to spoil Game of Thrones for Pete who still hasn’t seen the final episode (1:00). In NFL news, Hard Knocks is going to be incredible this year (4:40), Kyle Rudolph got a new deal (9:10), there’s turmoil in Texas (13:05), and we’re about to find out who’s the fastest player in the NFL (19:15). The guys then each give a player who’s primed to bounce back in fantasy and one who’ll step back this season (25:10). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show getting kind of (but not really) hyped for the NBA lottery that’s going down live during the show (1:00). In NFL news, Nic shares his favorite memories of Doug Baldwin’s career (3:15) and the Patriots coaxed Ben Watson out of retirement while signing Dontrelle Inman (9:02). The guys then predict how certain teams’ 2019 seasons will play out with the help of random movie plots (14:45). Finally, it’s time for Game of Nic where Pete defends Daenerys’ life choices and Clark discovers GoT Nicolas Cage photos (45:38). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete and Clark open the show remembering the career of Jamaal Charles who retired last week (3:00). The guys then jump right into Clark’s way-too-early top 100 fantasy rankings (6:30), including Russell Wilson outside the top 5 QBs (16:13), some obligatory Devin Funchess love (26:08), is JuJu Smith-Schuster in for a disappointing season? (30:04), and Clark geeking out over tight ends (48:56). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show reviewing the new Sonic trailer which, spoiler alert, looks terrible (0:50). In NFL news, Tyreek Hill is a confirmed piece of shit (7:05), Josh Rosen is a class act (14:40) and Doug Baldwin might sadly have to hang up the cleats (24:16). The guys then recap their NFL Draft beer bets (27:05) and give their favorite rookie landing spots (32:35). Finally, it’s time for Game of Nic as the guys gush over an amazing episode of Game of Thrones (58:55). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete is joined by special guest Becca (his wife) to break down the entire first round of the NFL draft. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show getting hyped for a weekend of chaos with the NFL draft, Battle of Winterfell and Avengers Endgame all happening in the next four days (0:50). In NFL news, the Chiefs made a strange trade for Frank Clark (4:10), the Bills signed another running back (10:15), Robbie Gould wants to get traded (14:30), and Patrick Peterson almost got traded (21:25). The guys then get ready for the draft by placing their beer bets, including the exact number of quarterbacks taken in the first round (23:40). Finally, Nic runs away again as everyone else recaps Game of Thrones and makes their pick for who’s going to die next episode (46:40). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark, Jordan and Nic open the show talking about an eventful weekend of sports including Tiger Wood’s Masters win (1:00). In NFL news, Russell Wilson made a lot of money while lying in bed (5:00), the Patriots signed a veteran wide receiver (10:55), and the Chargers jump into the top 5 of best jerseys in the NFL (12:50). The guys then give their 100% correct NFL mock draft, filled with trades, wide receivers and offensive linemen (16:35). Finally, they scare Nic off the podcast recapping episode one of Game of Thrones (1:10:15). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Nic open the show with Pete explaining his horse throat and a wonderful travel show drinking game you can play if you want to learn while getting buzzed (1:10). In NFL news, Antonio Brown has beef with JuJu Smith-Schuster, who has nothing but love for him in return (5:30), Pete reads Jordan’s response to reports of the Packers’ dysfunction (12:40), and the Jets didn’t totally f*ck up their new uniforms (27:25). The guys then play the greatest game on the internet: Would You Rather, involving some rather hard and introspective questions (33:35). Finally they get hyped for the final season of Game of Thrones and predict who’ll sit upon the iron throne (49:30). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with some quick NFL news—Justin Houston’s set to terrorize Clark’s Texans (2:35) and our favorite news segment, “Reading Only NFL Dot Com’s Headlines and Not the Articles Themselves!”, returns (5:55)—before spending the rest of the show celebrating Rob Gronkowski’s Hall of Fame career. Pete says goodbye, because Gronk is obviously listening (10:55), and the guys give their favorite Gronk moments and remember just how dominate he was (15:10). Finally, they move onto the tight end fantasy landscape for 2019 featuring Jordan’s way-too-early tiered rankings (30:10). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heath goes through each position in baseball and gives the players he’s excited about in fantasy baseball and that one’s he just can’t seem to stop drafting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices