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The NFL is at it again people. Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show talking about the utter stupidity that is the NFL’s new protest rule, and it’s really f*cking stupid (3:14). Also in the news: Hunter Henry tore his ACL (11:13), the Jets made a big time trade (15:19) and Coley Beasley dropped a FIRE rap album (17:25). The guys then talk bounce back candidates for 2018, each giving a few players that they think could return to fantasy relevance this year (20:15). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show discussing the benefits of being old now that Pete has turned 27 (1:12). Meanwhile in NFL news, Mark Ingram was suspended and what that means for Alvin Kamara (3:33), sports gambling is now legal (8:48) and Jason Witten said something very interesting about Dez Bryant’s future (18:47). The guys then talk which position groups around the NFL will surprise us in fantasy this year and which will disappoint (22:18). Finally, kudos and poodos wrap up the show, mainly just so Pete can talk about his Boston Celtics (47:10). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with some health advice for all you men out there (1:15), then turn to NFL news and pour some out for the career of a longtime Charger (2:47). The guys recap their NFL Draft beer bets (13:00) before welcoming Dan Kadar of Mocking the Draft onto the show to talk best rookie landing spots (26:41), including Nyheim Hines and Quenton Nelson landing in Indy (31:57), Michael Gallup replacing Dez Bryant in Dallas (42:12) and Sony Michel becoming the newest Patriot running back (51:50). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heath goes solo with some buy or sell chatter. Come for the statcast love, stay for the quiet voice due to the rest of the family sleeping (oh, and the inevitable Mitch Moreland reference). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with the latest news on Rob Gronkowski (3:10), the Ravens’ new wide receiver (6:23) and finally some wild Dez Bryant speculation (9:05). It’s then time for NFL draft beer bets (15:00), in which the guys predict Saquon Barkley’s landing spot (18:15), Jordan states how many QBs will go in the first round (23:50), Clark calls the number of picks the Browns will make (27:43), and Pete picks the Patriots’ future quarterback (32:26). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete and Jordan welcome Clark back from his Hawaii vacation just in time to get his opinions on Dez Bryant and the end of the Patriots dynasty (2:17). But there’s no time for all that as it’s finally time for the only NFL mock draft that gets it right (3:15). This mock draft has everything: Giants screwing over the Jets (6:40), Buccaneers getting the best player in the draft (9:38), Patriots pulling off a big balls trade (18:57), Josh Allen falling to his perfect landing spot (33:08), Cowboys replacing Dez Bryant (42:25) and oh so many running backs going oh so early. You won't want to miss it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete and Jordan open the show discussing two wide receivers who've found themselves new homes (2:57, 5:50) and give a thorough review of the new NFL draft day caps (14:51). The guys then play the greatest game in, on and around the internet: Would You Rather!? NFL draft edition (21:09). Topics include Bradley Chubb or Saquon Barkley at No. 2 (21:57), pick at No. 6 overall or trade down (26:13), Calvin Ridley or Courtland Sutton (36:20) and Pete makes a valiant attempt to get Mike Maccagnan fired (41:34). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In honor of Clark missing this week to be in Hawaii, Pete and Jordan open the show sharing their favorite movies set on the tropical island (0:50). In the football world, the Patriots traded Brandin Cooks to the Rams (4:45)!! The guys wonder if this means Odell Beckham is headed to New England (8:51), try their best to temper their expectations for this completely new Rams team (17:12), and discuss fantasy impact (25:08). Plus, some investigative journalism into Jordan Howard’s instagram (31:36) and kudos to Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson and the show Schitt’s Creek (37:37). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan jump right into the Odell Beckham trade rumors and wonder if the Giants would actually ever trade OBJ (3:17), what would his best landing spot be (8:13), and what would the Giants do with two first round picks (16:04). The guys tackle other NFL news including Ndamukong Suh joining the Rams (22:14) and Jordy Nelson calling out the podcast (34:14). Pete rants about the NFL admitting Super Bowl 52 refereeing was “on the fly” (38:56) while Clark starts a blood feud with Disney (47:57). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with a little NFL Draft talk now that the Jets and Colts have swapped picks (1:51). Clark revels in the Jaguars’ stupid offseason moves (12:54) and the Texans’ brilliant moves (17:44). Time for some fantasy football talk as the guys list which players they’ve found themselves repeatedly drafting, including Allen Robinson (25:45), Philip Rivers (31:06), Nick Chubb (39:38) and A.J. Green (45:19). An open mailbag reveals just one question (51:56) and the show ends with just kudos because everyone’s happy this week (57:04). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It’s all about NFL free agency today as Pete, Clark and Jordan jump right into the chaos that’s happened around the league and breakdown all the trades and signings, including the Browns trading for a new team (2:46), Allen Robinson to the Bears (11:11), Sammy Watkins to the Chiefs (19:27), Jerick McKinnon rocketing up draft boards (26:20), Jordan winning beers (38:20) and the Vikings getting their man (52:41). Finally the guys give their kudos and poodos, including a tearful farewell to Malcolm Butler (1:08:28). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Eddy, Brian, and Heath discuss The Great Fantasy Baseball Invitational, including players with wide variance in ADP, players we were each high on, reaches, regrets, favorite picks, and more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

IT IS/WAS JORDAN’S BIRTHDAY! Naturally, Pete, Clark and the birthday boy open the show celebrating this great accomplishment before moving onto the overwhelming amount of NFL news on the docket. They talk the end of the Legion of Boom (5:20), Le’Veon Bell getting franchise tagged and the issues with the tag itself (18:18). Then it’s onto NFL free agency beer bets, in which Clark thinks Sammy Watkins is headed to the Bay (26:18), Jordan is certain the Packers make a free agent splash (34:32) and Pete is here for Kirk Cousins making a shit ton of money (55:46). Finally, the guys introduce a new segment: Kudos and Poodos (58:45). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show with sage advice on how to not stare at another man’s junk just in time for the Underwear Olympics (5:58) before diving head first into NFL news, including Blake Bortles getting paid (6:50), Marcus Peters getting traded (13:02), and Matt Forte getting retired (28:15). The guys then play Browns GM and layout their offseason plans for getting three wins next year, all of which feature a healthy dose of Lamar Jackson (33:35). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heath and Brian discuss middle school dances, make a few puns, and even get around to plenty of baseball chatter. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show wishing everyone a delayed Valentines day and discussing the finer points of American vs Canadian beer (1:50). Then it’s onto the news as the guys talk Doug Martin’s release (4:55), Andrew Luck throwing super inflated balls (8:27) and the overwhelming sex appeal of cap space (12:34). Finally they look at franchise tag candidates and debate if it would help their fantasy value to stay or to play for a new team (13:26). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heath goes full introvert on the latest pod to discuss Yu Darvish (1:00), Alex Avila (3:30), catcher strategy (7:00), and first base strategy (18:20). Hurry back soon, Ghoji! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan open the show listening to Sad Drunk Pete’s thoughts on Super Bowl 52 and talking about the play that will go down in Super Bowl lore (4:39). The guys then turn to the news and openly laugh at the Colts for losing Josh McDaniels and wonder what the Patriots could have possibly offered him to make him stay (5:57). Finally, they return to Super Bowl 52 and give their winners and losers from the game, including Tom Brady (15:27), the fans (23:12), Tide (33:15), Malcolm Butler (37:17) and the Lions (41:16), and recap SB beer bets (43:50). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Pete, Clark and Jordan are ready for Super Bowl 52 and all the drama, intrigue and Bill Murray screaming celebrations that it brings. But first, the guys tackle the Alex Smith trade (1:38) and wonder if we’ll ever see a fully guaranteed contract in the NFL (8:44). Once that’s out of the way, its SUPER BOWL PREVIEW TIME! (25:23) They preview what each team needs to do to win (27:52) and make plenty of beer bets (45:38), including Pete boldly prediction the retirement of a certain handsome quarterback. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Heath and Ghoji discuss the Hall of Fame, the Brewers (11:00), breakout picks (30:00), and catcher week (37:00) at Fake Teams. Slight audio issues from minute 11 to minute 14...grin and bear with it, fam. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices