The Tony Gates Morning Show

A firefighter's prank just went a little too far and another man's junk paid the price. Tony tells us exactly what happened during Choose Your News, Pick Your Headline.

A Canadian family travelling through the United States was stopped by border patrol because they had a dead body in the back seat. Why? Make sure you listen to find out. The guys sure have questions about this story.

We stumbled across an 82-year old woman that has a Tinder profile. She's been going on three dates a week and robbing the cradle in the process. Tony and Travis are very conflicted about this.

How clean your car is says a lot about you as a person. Tony and Travis happen to be on the opposite ends of the spectrum when it comes to this.

We talked tattoos today on the show. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be and what would it be? Tony, Michelle, and Travis all give their thoughts on this.

A man went to the doctor's to get his bladder checked and got circumcised instead. Michelle expresses her displeasure for uncircumcised men and makes a comparison you won't want to miss.

Tony tells us about his encounter with the FBI and claims he's on a watch list to this day. This is way too funny.

Choose Your News, Pick Your Headline featured a story about a small Texas town looking to change their name. You will never guess what it is. Michelle also suggests that Travis needs to stop feeding the bear that is Tony.

Andy Hendrickson is a comedian, writer and actor that built his career in New York City and now lives in Los Angeles.

Today it's all about neighbor wars. A man from California got back at his neighbors in the best way after they complained about his fence. Tony then tells us about how he used to terrorize his old neighbors. Don't miss it!

Tony and Michelle are getting tired of people doing gender reveals. There's a new trend growing that takes the cake, literally.

Tony talks about a viral video going around about a college basketball player that inbounds the ball off an opposing player's butt to score the game-winning basket. They then both reflect on their glory...or not so glorious days.

The Super Bowl sucked. Tony tells us a story from the headlines about a guy who tried to sue his parents for giving birth to him. Michelle also fills us in with all the Craigslist Missed Connections from over the weekend.

Make sure you catch up with us before you start the weekend. Tony might commit insurance fraud some day. Can a Mormon be funny? We found out today with comedian Bengt Washburn who's at Dr. Grin's all weekend. Who's going to win the Super Bowl? Travis and Tone make a bet.

He will be at Dr. Grin's Comedy Club at the B.O.B. this weekend!

Travis is alive and well. Tony is a cockroach. Michelle wet herself on the air. We also gave away a ton of stuff. One more day until Friday!

It's Tone's Feel Good Story for our clip of the day! Chicago PD formed a human chain to save a man and his puppy trapped in water. Link to the story is at the bottom. Thank you Action Supply! https://bit.ly/2CWmYBJ

Happy Tuesday! Here's all of today's show!

The gang talks about the you shouldn't do following a one night stand. Rule number one: Do not linger!

Stay safe out there today! If you missed any of our show, catch up here.