Radio Free Daria

The Commandments and the Ten Plagues of Egypt usually don't feature during the holiday season, unless your Great-Grandmother is Old World and Bible-ready. www.dariaeliuk.com

What is Boxing Day? It's an obligation, it's unfair, it's pagan, and it involves bones and eyeballs, depending who you ask.

Thanksgiving, far from home, in a house full of deeply stoned strangers, can be daunting. But it's a pretty safe bet that there will be plenty of food. www.dariaeliuk.com

Romance, Racism, Musical Theater, and Gratuitous Profanity www.dariaeliuk.com

When your Professor is absentee, your frontal lobes are still forming, your hormones are at mass capacity, and your class is meant to be discussing sexuality? There are inevitable results. Or, at least, hoped-for results. www.DariaEliuk.com

Is it wrong to loathe a young child? Of course it is. But a fictional one? Maybe not so much? www.dariaeliuk.com www.facebook.com/radiofreedaria

A ruined Halloween with a fake goth jerk semi-boyfriend, is redeemed a year later by a girlfriend, on a mountain, rolling in the grass, under the moonlight. Visit Dariaeliuk.com facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Agreeing to fight the darkness side by side, or exploiting each other's terrors: both can be bonding in a teen bromance. Visit www.dariaeliuk.com facebook.com/radiofreedaria

Attempts to visit Narnia can be just as sad as a spider dying, and just as disgusting as one billion spider babies. Visit www.dariaeliuk.com for more details www.facebook.com/radiofreedaria Please share and review!

Murder threats, naked soapy shower scenes, and runaway teens, all in one swim team weekend For more details/info visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

That feeling of warmth, comfort, coziness, and fury that tv/movie characters don't resemble their book counterparts For more info/details, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

High School Dances are not as John Hughes assured me they would be. For more info/details, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

The Peanuts Gang at a future high school reunion, where the sins of the past blossom into Terror For updates and more, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria

A letter from a former president sparks the first of many political disappointments. For more details/content, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria Or visit my webpage, dariaeliuk.com

In Junior High, there's no place to hide. Not even where you should feel the most private and safe. For more details/content, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria Or visit my webpage, dariaeliuk.com

The complex workings of a beloved child's toy. For more details, content and episodes, visit facebook.com/radiofreedaria Or visit my website at dariaeliuk.com