Dan Goldberg's 30 Second Podcast

Turns out I got my podcast studio back up-and-running sooner than I thought thanks to the good people at Mission Repair Winnipeg. And to celebrate the triumphant and quick return, I give you, by far, one of the stupidest podcast yet. Well, I enjoyed it. Song sample from "Honey" by Moby Stills from "Glengarry Glen Ross" and "Winnie the Pooh"

Since for some stupid reason, this podcast is only 30 seconds long, and ads are 30 seconds long, this next episode is many words from one of our sponsors. Song sample from "Drive My Car" by The Beatles Still from "Reservoir Dogs"

Last week I was lucky enough to be a guest on Denzel LeBlanc's Wesley Studios podcast. I liked the equipment there so I hijacked it to play a game, of course. Check out the Wesley Studios Podcast on Apple and Google Play, and many other podcasteries. Also on YouTube! Song sample from “Apple Bottom Jeans (Low)” by Flo Rida feat. T-Pain @denzelleblanc_ on Twitter denzelleblanc_ on Instagram podcast #30 second podcast #30 second soldiers #comedy #micropodding #standup comedy #winnipeg #manitoba #canada,apples #games #granny smith #apple #imac #fiona #stupid

Y'know I could've been a prolific TV producer of people weren't always scooping up my ideas before I make something of them. Song sample from "Ice Ice Baby" by Vanilla Ice Still from "Batman (1989)"

No. Not fencing..fences. They're everywhere these days and no one appreciates that your yard's fence is the last place that it's socially acceptable to get medieval on someone's ass. Still from "Orange is the New Black" Song sample from "Racing Stripes" by Aesop Rock

Pizza! Amazing! Delicious! Simple. Or so we thought. How can you mess up two slices and soda? Well, someone figured it out, and of course, I had to set it right. Enjoy this saucy slice of life, I hope it's not too cheesy. Song sample form "Pizza Butt" by MC Chris Still from "Home Alone"

Recently I was lucky enough to be a guest on the local radio show "Listening Pleasures" with host and long-time pal Tannis Kelm. She's such a good host, that she got me to open up about my short career as a spy in Winnipeg's Dry Cleaning industry. Set your headphone to permanent press while we iron out the truth. Hear CKUW's Listening pleasure at 95.9FM Winnipeg on Tuesday Evenings at 11PM CST or online here https://ckuw.ca/programs/detail/listening-pleasures Song sample from "Secret Agent Man" by Jonny Rivers Still from "Seinfeld"

They do, in fact, sell food at 7-11. And it tastes good. There I said it. We've all eaten it but we know it isn't the proudest experience. I know how we can keep our shame and embrace the true nature of eating. Song sample from "7/11" by Beyonce Stills from an ACTUAL 7-11 commercial...look it up

Happy New Year 2020. New Year's day is a great time to relax and think about what the next year will have in store for you, but also don't forget to show some appreciation for a star we all love who's celebrating a birthday today. Still from FXX's "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

Have you ever pushed the elevator button, had it light up, and then someone who must be better than you at everything pushes the obviously lit up button again as if you did it wrong? Well, I know what we can do with a person like that. Happy new year! Song clip from "Danger! High Voltage" by Electric Six Still from Paramount Pictures' "Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory"

Science! What a mystery! It shouldn't be a mystery, but sometimes I get the feeling that scientists cover-up their mistakes with even more smart-sounding sciency words and we all go along with it because they wear lab coats and have glasses. I'm onto you science!! Still from New Line cinema’s “Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles” Song Sample from “Bullet with Butterfly Wings” by The Smashing Pumpkins

Here's a little story of Christmas potluck of Yore, at old office mine, many paybstubs ago... Song sample from "Don't Tell 'Em" by Jeremih ft. YG  

During the holidays, it can sometimes be tricky greeting people in a festive way, if you don't know exactly how or if they festivate. Luckily, as usual, I fixed it! You're welcome!! See you at Max's.

Did you know that I'm a master impressionist? Well, I am! And here's a little taste, but just a warning, due to certain format restrictions I had to make some compromises. Stills from “Pulp Fiction” and “Predator” Song sample from “Monster Mash” by Bobby “Boris” Pickett

In today's episode I talk about one of my most favourite, frequent and regrettable indulgences, eating at night. Except this time, I don't exactly talk about it... Still from "Sausages" by Kids in the Hall

Since it's the holiday season, I'd thought I'd offer a few tips on how to look your best at all those parties you have to go to, including how to get your 30 Second Podcast merch, and how to prepare for an ugly sweater party. Happy holidays!

I was lucky enough to be invited on Ronald G. Moore's Moneyshot Podcast (available wherever podcasts are bold) and sure enough, I invaded his podcast with mine. And because we all know how much of a player I am, naturally, I ask him to play a game. @ronaldgmoore on twitter

There are all sorts of side-hustles out there I was lucky enough to be tipped off on one at my day job, of all places. Let me school ya on getting that CA$$$H!

In this episode, I bring you a fun fact from the world of myth. Oh, and by the way, you're welcome for giving you that "something new" you're going to learn for today.

We all remember and love those old-school two-stick popsicles from the grocery store, but did you really share them. Let's reminisce.