Odd Dad Out

(Sorry about the digital hiccups, didn't catch it until playback) I swear I'm not sick all the time! This week I take the show in a new direction (again) and get back to the comedy foundation this show was intended to have. To that end I have opted to seek out strange news stories to pick on and ridicule for your amusement. Completely unintentionally, I have fallen into an animal theme this week. I've got courtroom iguanas, bears in marathons, and a killer deer. Of course none of this would be funny if somebody didn't do something dumb. Enjoy!-X-ray catches man trying to sneak iguana into courtroom A man in Boulder, Colorado was denied entry to a courtroom when security officials noticed an iguana on the x-ray of his bag.-Black Bear attacks woman running marathon in New Mexico A woman in northern New Mexico was attacked by a mother bear while running a marathon through a wildlife preserve.-Ohio Woman 'Prisoner' in Own Home Due to Deer Attacks A woman in Ohio has contacted local Fish and Game au