Mart's World

Carl, Chris and I have a Whatsapp group call to discuss this week's news. We talk about the Taiwanese woman who had 4 sweat bees living in her eyeball. Julian Assange being dragged out of the Ecuadorian embassy kicking and screaming, which was his own fault for calling Ecuador an insignificant country, even if it is. We also discuss people reviewing our conversations that are getting picked up through smart speakers in our homes and to test this theory I plan to tell Alexa that I've been sleeping with the reviewers wife for the last year. Our last topic was new detectors on the motorway that can tell when someone is on the phone in a car, but it can't tell if it's the driver or a passenger and it only flashes up a warning anyway so it's pretty pointless.