Salty Language

In this episode, we rant about a woman that tried to escape on Power Wheels, knife found in birthday cake, robbery stopped with hot coffee, mom duct tapes son's face, man tries to steal PBR and claims it's his genitals, woman had loaded revolver in her vagina, woman tries to sell vhs porn tapes door to door, man tells police "I love cocaine", woman mistakes bottle of sperm for moisturizer, hot turtle sex and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:saltylanguage.comsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodSkype: SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends!Opening song Universe by Punchline Episode links: Woman tries to escape on Power Wheels: http://tinyurl.com/av58x5c Knife found in birthday cake: http://tinyurl.com/chzteyc Robbery stopped with hot coffee: http://tinyurl.com/a8jern2 Mom