You Suck
- Author: Christopher Moore
- Narrator: Susan Bennett
- Publisher: HarperCollins USA
- Duration: 7:46:17
Synopsis
"You bitch, you killed me. You suck!"
Being dead sucks. Make that being undead sucks.
Literally. Just ask Thomas C. Flood. Waking up after a fantastic night unlike anything he's ever experienced, he discovers that his girlfriend, Jody—the woman of his dreams—is a vampire. And surprise! Now he's one, too.
For some couples, the whole biting-and-blood thing would have been a deal breaker. But Tommy and Jody are in love, and they vow to work through their issues. Like how much Jody should teach Tommy about his new superpowers (and how much he needs to learn on his own). Plus there's Tommy's cute new minion, sixteen-year-old goth girl Abby Normal. (Well, someone has to run errands during daylight hours!)
Making the relationship work, however, is the least of Jody and Tommy's problems. Word has it that the vampire who nibbled on Jody wasn't supposed to be recruiting any new members into the club. Even worse, Tommy's erstwhile turkey-bowling pals are out to get him, at the urging of a blue-dyed Las Vegas call girl named (duh) Blue.
And that really sucks.
Chapters
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Chapter 001
Duration: 10min -
Chapter 002
Duration: 02min -
Chapter 003
Duration: 20s -
Chapter 004
Duration: 04min -
Chapter 005
Duration: 08min -
Chapter 006
Duration: 04min -
Chapter 007
Duration: 05min -
Chapter 008
Duration: 09min -
Chapter 009
Duration: 09min -
Chapter 010
Duration: 05min -
Chapter 011
Duration: 07min -
Chapter 012
Duration: 10min -
Chapter 013
Duration: 04min -
Chapter 014
Duration: 09min -
Chapter 015
Duration: 07min -
Chapter 016
Duration: 06min -
Chapter 017
Duration: 07min -
Chapter 018
Duration: 07min -
Chapter 019
Duration: 11min -
Chapter 020
Duration: 04min