Happy Mutant Baby Pills
- Author: Jerry Stahl
- Narrator: Peter Ganim
- Publisher: HarperCollins USA
- Duration: 7:21:31
Synopsis
Lloyd has a particular set of skills. He writes the small print for prescription drugs, marital aids, and incontinence products. The clients present him with a list of possible side effects. His job is "to recite and minimize"—sometimes by just saying them really fast and other times by finding the language that can render them acceptable. The results are ingenious. The methods diabolical.
Lloyd has a habit, too. He cops smack during coffee breaks at his new job writing copy for Christian Swingles, an online dating service for the faithful. He finds a precarious balance between hackwork and heroin until he encounters Nora, a mysterious and troubled young woman, a Sylvia Plath with tattoos and implants, who asks for his help.
Lloyd falls swiftly in love, but Nora bestows her affections at a cost. Before Lloyd clears his head from the fog of romance, he finds himself complicit in Nora's grand scheme to horrify the world and exact revenge on those who poison the populace in order to sell them the cure.
Chapters
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001 Happy Mutant Baby Pills
Duration: 33s -
002 Prologue
Duration: 34min -
003 Chapter 01
Duration: 08min -
004 Chapter 02
Duration: 08min -
005 Chapter 03
Duration: 15min -
006 Chapter 04
Duration: 11min -
007 Chapter 05
Duration: 08min -
008 Chapter 06
Duration: 04min -
009 Chapter 07
Duration: 03min -
010 Chapter 08
Duration: 14min -
011 Chapter 09
Duration: 05min -
012 Chapter 10
Duration: 04min -
013 Chapter 11
Duration: 04min -
014 Chapter 12
Duration: 15min -
015 Chapter 13
Duration: 12min -
016 Chapter 14
Duration: 09min -
017 Chapter 15
Duration: 13min -
018 Chapter 16
Duration: 02min -
019 Chapter 17
Duration: 18min -
020 Chapter 18
Duration: 13min
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