Unnatural 20's

The DM is fully in charge and setting all the rulez for this episode. Get ready to follow along and join the party as we bring the bragadocious attitude, do a bagel burn down, learn of a new Bo Peep, zoom panic, over compliment to compensate, take up the dark arts for revenge, find a new paperweight, blackmail our stepdad, cutoff Twilight talk, witness Big Bird's revenge, save Batman from being stuck, read books and eat french toast sticks, find out who was the nerdiest in high school, meet the superhero who makes dreams come true, catch the sheet cake tooth fairy, check-in with vampire Chewbacca, get to know your DM, prepare for the trundle bed triumph, discover the fake friends, cry over unbranded corndogs, transfer into Yoda, and watch the rise of Jar Jar Binks. 

Why is this audio file so long? The time from the last word of the statement to the last second of the track totals 8 minutes and 46 seconds. 8 minutes and 46 seconds doesn't sound like a long time until you are confronted with just how long it can drag on. 8 minutes and 46 seconds is how long it took to end George Floyd's life [https://www.8m46s.com].   At the Scavengers Network, we support the nationwide protests against police brutality; because Black Lives Matter. It is not enough to simply be "not racist". You must be anti-racist. This is not a matter of "differing politics" nor is it something that is up for debate. This is about human and civil rights. We must make Black voices heard. Amplify and listen to Black voices. We have always been committed to using our platform to raise others up, and do what is right. Please, join us.   These links have lists and resources for educating, donating, petition signing, and more: https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co and https://bit.ly/junejustice   From Unnatural 2

The DM put us through a dad test to see if we have what it takes to be our own dads but she was not prepared for the dads we would grow to be. So fire up that grill and join the party as we apply the Detective Pikachu theory, buy a footbag, blame the family dog, dance on a video call, bond through dancing, take our opportunity to run, get our pets pet rocks, go on a conspiracy quests, disappoint the local college dad, practice Harvard law, pass off the research, share our punspirations, find the Applebees dad, appreciate great dad jokes, try to understand Lego better, search for some trash friends, save damage for the daddies, get the lore behind the joke, share our internal thoughts by accident, discuss priest logistics, hire a bbq dad, and meet Mac Daddy.  Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com If you could support us on Patreon please consider donating to the George Floyd Memorial Fund or  Minnesota Freedom Fund  or Black Lives Matter Inventory check with our friend at Morgan Needs a Podcast Proud Mem

After all this time adventuring, the DM decided that it was probably time we got some good gear! Unfortunately the gear may not be as magical as promised. Make sure to keep the receipt and join the party as we visit the lady in the lake, keep all sharp object safely stowed, betray the body, remember to never change, enable bad pee habits, blend in while also standing out, mic up the ocean, see where men put their energy, immerse ourselves in Nemo land, step to Pride and Prejudice, immediately get mad, refuse to learn any names, suggest murder yet again, overthrow the system for an Olive Garden gift card, commit to being a bad grandpa, use the lead poison technique, bailout buffets, get identified by bird poop, feel blessed just to be in the pool, and appreciate kids coloring books. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

This is the only episode where the party decided to revolt against the theme and agreed to take the damage that resulted. Get ready to fight the renaissance and join the party as we protect the lambs, get a lil scrambly, offer a bootyful snack, get dunked on by grandma, go for the bucky aesthetic, stand boldly as trash loving raccoons, copy the best, mention the rock that wasn't, meet the mountain mans babies, learn of a new type of tooth fairy, get some raving reviews, support the ballsac discourse, take a second shot at the delivery, fix the spaghetti bowl hair, realize the importance of self-reflection, share those good connects, play airplane, find our best personality trait, become adventurous, get welcomed to Greg, fix what has been wronged, become more in similar, fear the terrible taffy puller, question why it's a hut, sick Paul on them, and get a last-minute point change.  Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check ou tour bonus content on Patreon Inventory check with our friends at Fanonball P

Do you wanna play a game? What if that game was almost guaranteed to ruin any friendship? Not interested? The party wasn't either! But go ahead and shuffle the deck anyways and join this reluctant party as we debate the broken worm theory, pinky swear on a broken pinky, take credit for a lightsaber, casually jump back in time, focus on sweaty armpits, immediately get judged for our trivia knowledge, refuse to fact check, question the seven dwarves, become throwable, get cast as Mojo Jojo, beg to be the attic troll, share very different sibling stories, virtually shake it in the club, become certified party animals, know our limits with honest ratings, hang out with my nose dude, tap into the wine moms, appreciate dog interruptions, tell the tale of the triangle tit, and get a bonus pitch in the last minute.  Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

He who builds the greatest flower will get to be the greatest friend! The game is clear so get ready to photosynthesize and join the party as we get shut down immediately, create a cupcake friend, be the beanstalk, try to jump ahead, describe a new (not great) texture, pick a new Crayola color, appreciate KK covers of all types, nerd out in completely different directions, use sticky flower attack, get blessed by a kid, try to solve the fish tank dilemma, find a new excuse for not answering the phone, bottle the smell of dreams, suggest the Donkey Kong spin attack, consider a lasso effect, keep our eyes on the monetary prize, and fail at flowers.  Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out all of our bonus content on Patreon Proud Member of the Scavengers Network  

We are straight puffed with power in this episode after the DM let loose some radioactive spiders! Grab your cape and join the party as we create some overlooked yet very useful superpowers, ask an important dolphin question, go on a Google journey, beg for a normal title, share our suburban mom guilty pleasure, confuse the T with the Cube, check in with mom, watch the restaurants adapt, come back extra smooth from the break, celebrate low budget productions, get saved by karaoke, create the perfect dramatic wedding backdrop, jump start to till death do us part, say yes to this bing, display our extraordinary powers, steal a move from Jesus, roll to lick, save the world from a giant dog, and suffer some weird side effects. Send you quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon Inventory check with our friends at Fanonball Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

It's our favorite holiday and we're celebrating with a new friend! So get ready to kick it and join the party as we live our nightmare fail, create a dog park legacy, get swol hips, create a human interaction warning system, get motivated by gym smells, hear the worst pitch in shark tank history, put an adult on the line, receive some judgment-free advice, go with our first solution, turn a trip into a bit, ruin Katelynn with a handstand challenge, send an instant message for proof, design the best tattoo coverup, play Know Your Weed, turn to the vision boards, reach the mommies, double down on a lie, try to understand the Trolls Universe, harness the power of hair, and change the lead to Laser Pointer Cyclops. Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Yeah, that's right. The DM decided it was time for this. So grab your sourdough starter kit and join the party for this competitive, auditory, baking competition as we bring a new energy to the pod, ask you take our feet like it's our last resort, welcome sabotage, send Katelynn off on a bangvoyage, get power from out lightsabers, don the royal rain attire, forget about rainboots, find a way to never be wrong again, reward adults with a trip to the treasure chest, shame our friends into being motivated, get denied a good nickname, find a loophole thanks to the air bud baking rule, turn into deepsea monsters, suffer from the Dory disease, take a baker's dozen, make a solid math argument, look at a Lego house, arrest a bird, make the connection between tiger pee and butter, and reminisce on the game that told our future.   Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com  Check out our bonus content on Patreon Inventory check with our friends at Journey Under 30 Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

This whole episode is centered on us learning from our failures so the DM decided to make sure that we fail a lot. So get ready to reflect and join the party as we celebrate Charlies, turn to the tuna boy, find the mascot we relate to, get a not so bad scenario, accuse our neighbors, mistake Tide Pods for narcotics, break the rules of the podcast, selflessly share knowledge, tell the tale of the neck brace birthday, get consoled by Ryan Seacrest, deny Tom Nook, download the coolest library app, spread the legend of Timmy the monkey-bike, bring along death, learn about the inspiration for the Millennium Falcon, shoutcast at the dog park, beat up the round boy, see an angel, and walk the island like it's our runway. Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our Patreon for tons of bonus content Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

Friends who build an island together, sabotage each other? Grab your fishing pole and join the party as we get a great interest rate, become a squeaky toy, supply some punk rock island vibes, convert into an amphibian, meet up with the ice cream man who supplies it all, call for the soup man during the cold times, ignore our guests, insult a buff lion, pull a tarantula prank, steal the coveted froggy chair, get disappointed by wallpaper, turn snakes into eels, become delighted by cabbage, visit the town where there's always something going on, try to make friends with a fish, appreciate board games, claim dogs to be delicious??, make the friend t-shirt, and put a spin on Where's Waldo.  Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Inventory check with our friends at Insanely Haunted Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

In a world that is in need of a short escape, can two unlikely characters come together and find...love? Tune in and join the adventure as we find the clue in the name, create a new measuring system, get introduced to the fun guy, design the cutest meet-cute, roll on glass, celebrate those who are extra, swap out a love triangle, calm down on the murder, appreciate some quarantine content, find our Squirrel Girl, pad our LinkedIn resumes, flat out say no, learn of a healing dog, protect the mango, love our NPC mom, take a nap before saving our friend, send those good memes, turn to cereal in the sad times, ponder pizza shop autographs, bring our own headshots, become our own bosses, and get our weird and surprisingly happily ever after. Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We started a comment card policy and are adapting to what you sent as we go! So drop a card in the box and join the party as we reveal our real laughs, get one last pun in, solve our egg problem, bring shame upon our enemies, begrudgingly support Katelynn, harness our unstoppable cuteness, live on through our Pokemon, give the podcast to our kids, get haunted by Go Dogs Go, realize that leaves are the denim for trees, bring some physical comedy to the pod, share first impressions, copyright the next big book idea, determine that this animals body is a treasure map, hear a touching reunion sound, create some on-demand snore noises, have everyone take a shot at animal noises, get sent into a friendship panic, pick a team based off of booties, get excited about Animal Crossing, try some tongue twisters, get dunked on, make some rock metaphors, require an aglet, and body slam our fear.  Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our Patreon to get access to some sweet bonus content  Proud Member of the

We're learning from our Icelandic friend and would now like to claim this episode as the one with the most jokes per capita.  So get ready to work the system and join the party as we sign up for a wet mess, get an all in one horoscope, say only the words we can read, find an undeniably great transition, listen to some rude tales, learn that one is not enough, receive an endorsement, study blind love, get turned right around, force you to listen to a song, discover babies on wheels, leave the kids outside, put terrible ants to work, enter the necromantic cave, meet some new heroes, have waffles with the mayor, hit that note, appreciate puppy hikes, capitalize on calm mornings, suggest some supportive stalking, like a tweeter, eat our words, and stack up like glaciers.  Become a part of the show by sending our "quests" to unnatural20s@gmail.com Head over to our Patreon to get tons of sweet bonus content Inventory check with our friend at Blink and You'll Miss It Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

We're back with an extra charming episode full of fun catchphrases and aphorisms which we are throwing out with no ulterior motive whatsoever! So get ready to join the party as we up our cute factor, get invited to an afternoon delight, learn some new vocab words, do a popcorn punch, catch the pacifier thief, learn about the worm who wouldn't let Jesus into the stable, get scared of taters, file a cease and desist against an aquarium, appreciate the ninja tooters, witness a scooter crash, suffer from violent sneezes, share a precious Lego moment, determine if the real monster is Frankenstein or a Teletubby, aggressively complement each other, become a dictator of fun, create nap ready professional clothes, never fear a rumbly tummy again, create a shart tank pitch, rent a buff person, pour a cup of hustle juice, and lock ourselves in a fridge.  Join in on the adventure by sending your "quests" to unnatural20s@gmail.com Head over to our Patreon to access to some sweet bonus content Proud Member of the Scavenge

Things have gotten a little scrambly at U20's which means you all are adventuring with a new crew this week! Some lovely members from the Scavengers Network have taken over our feed and are here to take you on an enchanting journey so grab your adventuring pack and join the new party as they find the succulent wigs, edit in laughs, get too dramatic for the microphones, find more at Bed Bath and Beyond, shut it down right at the start, donate instead of torture, envision flat dice, stay the optimal 20ft back, apply advice to both pandas and anime characters, encourage Dr. Doolittle to do him, determine that the con is indeed on, hit the line perfectly, write the Disney Original movie about podcasting, unveil the anime name generator, and introduce the smartest dog in school who just might have a dark secret.  Find all the other shows that these delightful humans are on by checking out Scavengers Network. They are on a ton of shows so pick a show and you'll probably find them! Huge shout out to James - @Unabash

Books got jealous that she didn't get to fight her boss so she created the ultimate boss battle for us. So get ready to enter the arena and join the party as we descend into rolly chair madness, build a pillow fortress, research celebrities, share our notebook tendencies, find out about Katelynn's past rap career, try to determine what a rubber band booty is, successfully pull an ant prank, meet the pig who was to be food but became king instead, learn about the buck beginning of Valentine's Day, realize yet again that we would not survive in the old days, fail under the spotlight, do as the bards do, enjoy a tiny heist, show no fear in front of our enemies, find new ways to flirt, appreciate wholesome tv, learn an important lesson from a pop culture character, emphasize how dumb kids are, get a redemption round, and make a big announcement! Become a part of the show by sending your "quests" to unnatural20s@gmail.com Check out our bonus content over on Patreon Mini inventory check with our friends at The Bro

Have you been looking for a chaotic guided sleep meditation to help fall asleep? Of course you have! And we're here to help! So snuggle up with your favorite blanket and join the party as we learn about the boat sides, get past our writers block, put a positive spin on things, creatively clear out a building, send those good bird links, free corn, get heartworms, enter Donkey's inferno, realize that dragons need love too, appreciate dogs eating apples, almost rise above a penis joke, find a way to stump Books, earn our last name, fail to escape terrible people, find a singing friend, request a sippy cup from the bartender, wish that magic could make us better, suffer from magical sleepytime side effects, become reborn anew, find joy thanks to dogs, and use our butts for good.  Join in on the adventure by sending your "quests" to unnatural20s@gmail.com Support us on Patreon to get some sweet bonus content  Inventory check with our friends at Fanonball and shoutout to State Your Case Proud member of the Scaven

Join us for this totally new and unique social experiment where each contestant can choose to either play as themselves or as their alter ego! Get ready to set up your profile and join the adventure as we find beauty in landfills, get sloppy with coworkers, impress our class, lose the element of surprise, wonder if teeth are just the crustaceans of our mouths, get the cutest elephant fact, follow Mr. Peanit into battle, enter the punching season, learn about superlatives, refuse to remember a new name, get that good snort, sign up for some Toy Story erasure, love the burnt parts, scream about Star Wars, create the baby suicide squad, witness how the rich people live, suffer the curse of the deep sleeper, do the fruit salad dare, unlock the opossum secret, and call our parents to pick us up.  Become a part of the show by sending your "quest" to unnatural20s@gmail.com Get tons of bonus content by supporting us on Patreon Podcast rec for Scavengers Hunt Proud member of the Scavengers Network