Unnatural 20's

  • Author: Vários
  • Narrator: Vários
  • Publisher: Podcast
  • Duration: 237:57:53
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Synopsis

Hail and well met! Welcome to Unnatural 20’s, a comedy podcast where we leave the fate of each episode up to the rolls of a d20. Join us level 1 adventurers who are just as clueless on these quests as we are in real life. We’re just four nerd-a** friends that get together weekly to laugh and joke our way through this stage of life. Join in on the adventure with us by writing in “quests” you would like to hear us talk about by emailing us at unnatural20s@gmail.com. Roll with us!

Episodes

  • All The Power, No Responsibility

    02/11/2020 Duration: 54min

    We're getting back at the DM in this episode by flexing the power of our vote! So grab your ballot and join the party as we bring a cornucopia of regret, champion Scorpio season, become the bravest little toasters, transform into the neighborhood phantom, get clipped by a bike, use our powers to get a bigger ring, put Clark Kent to work, show growth, cherish the ring pop, get twisted on catnip, solve the hardest part of the party, lose it over a Tom Delong creation, experience pure delight from cake monsters, practice our audible breathing, capitalize on a baking soda proposal, have an unfortunate Oops! All Berries moment, find the real reason why the rabbit made his cereal round, determine if cereal is soup,  pound clam chowder in the morning, and fail to snort.    Join in on the fun by sending your quest to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network   And of course, find your closet polling place and get out and vote!

  • Fixin the Witchin

    26/10/2020 Duration: 01h07min

    Dear, sweet, anxious Books got a curse placed on her by a witch that will make her constantly scared if not reversed which sounds bad, but the worst part is that we are the only people who can reverse it! So grab your cauldron and join the party as we make relevant references, bury the bar in the ground, deny ourselves Smallville, host a class just for us, learn of the new Zion cryptid, become the crop top park ranger, get a mannequin body, save the bridal boutiques, find a way to still be roommates, keep Books in the Harry Potter closet, fix it as the Mario brothers, then immediately ruin it as the Wario brothers, embody Waluigi, drop the al to order the paca, make it an acronym, bring out just the teeth, deny an animal an OnlyFans account, get visited by the ghost of Josh Groban, suffer death via cherries, discuss proper candy corn technique, and bring a blanket in case of a fire.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Me

  • The Monster Within

    19/10/2020 Duration: 01h11min

    In this episode we try to answer the question as to if the real monster is Frankenstein, Frankenstein's monster, or something living in Katelynn trying to get out. Just kidding we know who the monster is, but we need to keep them at bay. So hide the bolts in your neck and join the party as we name the monster, deny Dewey, harness the power of our retail voices, baby talk an adult, ship a vacation in a box, relive the Disney 4d bug experience, pitch Tommy the Tummy Saving robot, learn how to stay on a robot's good side, pop pop, celebrate the b-boy season, show off our acting skills, live it up as an elephant and smash things, lower the bar to become an artist, always befriend dogs, get a shopping montage, drown our friends with water and care, pick the Horny People Eater, appreciate the Home Depot skeleton, display our insane range, take advantage of being a dog, torpor like a champ, and start a Sand Person podcast.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our b

  • Mission: Murdock

    12/10/2020 Duration: 56min

    The DM is sending us on the hardest mission we've ever been on as we attempt to make the pickiest puppy, Murdock, a happy boy. So fill your pockets with treats and join the party as we get rejected as the Dogfather, shun the outfit repeater, determine what to do with poop pants, recognize the illest, cry from minty methane fumes, exclaim our love for trucks, experience the biggest success of our lives in the middle of the episode, appreciate old places by looking through a puppy's eye,  find all the hidden bears, learn about ecosystems, stop to read the plaques, fall for an info trap, appreciate straight bangs and feathers, get kicked off the top eight, get savage with insults, discuss the yo-yo bonus,  turn Plankton's scream into a bop, attempt to understand Jeremy Renner, create a number, refuse to have a neutral boy, and regret not getting the greatest shirt.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Inventory check with our frie

  • The Anti-Twilight Zone

    05/10/2020 Duration: 01h05min

    In the face of getting submerged in Twilight chaos once again, one party will rise up to push it down and create a new hit series that will take its place. So throw your glitter away and join the party as we go deeper than the eyes, become the work cryptic, suffer from burning hands, take a milk bath, pop some coke, kick it with a bear, split splat the knowledge, solve the mystery as to what Scooby-Doo is, discover the most spiritually evil utensil, discuss Pokemon dark magics, plug the butt, learn about bears how bears have been lying about hibernation, wake up strong, tune the radio to the movie, turn it into a western musical, learn to fear a hot dog, say so much for our happy ending, check in with our second place 2010 silver medalists, change the ending before it happens, take on Edwina, realized how privileged we are to be here with 747, and create the subplot.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scav

  • Evil Clone Wars

    28/09/2020 Duration: 01h03min

    This episode does not have the normal party members because one has been replaced by an evil clone! So it's now up to the regular U20's crew to figure out who that is. Stay on high alert and join the party as we find Randy Jackson, steal fails, become polite in the face of fear, get invited into the McDonalds Play Place, leave a crisp 20, create a product straight from the mind of Cruella De Vil, put a dog in a bag, sell the product with the tagline, design the wallomba, pitch anxiety ASMR podcast, worry about what grandma is doing in the middle of the street, run into a bard in the real world, get mistaken as the baby sibling, determine who is the next street pooper, meet our soulmate over a kill, find a new meaning to the word mate, wave our head along like a ding dong, get a good carnival day, harvest kryptonite, and throw dad on the quarry.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Inventory check with our friends at Journey Un

  • Do You Remember

    21/09/2020 Duration: 01h03min

    It's the 21st day of September and in honor of this, DM Katelynn is taking us on a trip down memory lane and is asking us to share exactly what we remember from our fateful September. So grab your tin hat and get ready to join the party as we receive joy from the dog, gain the sustenance needed to stay warm in the winter, get all bit, watch the true life of a trash monster, bring out our old friend Christina, drop into the warehouse, meet up with our boy Tony, get the Kenny Ortega feel, spread the good word of Julie and the Phantoms, reach an alien via walkie talkie, hear a space musical, gain an advantage on the dodgeball court, learn just how radical those little dudes in space are, find our animal look-alikes, go where we are celebrities, crush things with force, appreciate fancy fur boys in hats, gush about puppies, race some spacemen, and live our life a quarter-million miles at a time.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon  

  • Misery Business

    14/09/2020 Duration: 54min

    DM Books is in the business of misery and right from the top you can tell this episode is far out from our norm and far out from the party's comfort zone. So get ready to go on a whole new adventure and join the party as we fail to get the permission slip signed, try to use "Mom said no" as an excuse, volunteer for flight school, try out for ninja warrior, chose life over a spider, have a big water incident, discuss bon, travel with papa, incorrectly nerd out on basketball, live for the drama, bring in Sir Chewbacca, abandon the bald boy, honk a clown nose, get haunted by Woody Woodpecker dolls, respect Remy's thickness, make a bratwurst joke, eat straight from the Stephenie Meyer source, start off with a big bang, branch out our party planning portfolio, free the nuts, and regret everything.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Inventory check with our friends at The Broads and The Bees   Proud Member of the Scavengers Networ

  • Build-A-Mascot

    07/09/2020 Duration: 01h01min

    Something has been missing from our lives ever since we had to say goodbye to our dear friend and previous mascot, the Chunky Boi, so we've rushed to the Buil-A-Mascot Workshop in an attempt to find some of that joy again. Get ready to pick out your favorite friend and join the party as we get canonically solid, become overtaken by the image of a rock, find the new sound a chicken makes, create an anime pasta monster, give thanks for the mammaries, argue over taco appetizers, slarf it, forget our names, investigate the mysterious case of the exploding cars, change the origin story for Lex Luther's baldness, request a sassy host, create a tumbly boy, dig for the spatula bug, discover a fear of skin capes, determine which instruments are friend or foe, learn how to eat without a head, appreciate the dancing roommate, watch the vape lord panic, confirm that kids are demons, take a peek into Katelynn's bad brain, and of course, create our newest mascot friend.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to

  • A Hero's Journey

    31/08/2020 Duration: 01h01min

    The DM has granted us superpowers but, do powers alone make a hero? When it comes to us, the answer is no! So grab your super suit and join the party as we find our hero destiny, pay penance, torture our stomachs in the name of science, launch our drone punch-o-grams, let Chumbawamba pump us up, get the worst shark tank pitch to date, make it cooler, learn a cool bug fact, decide between making it professional and making it fashion, cause a pileup, get bit in order to get powers, sneak in some Twilight facts, become the Kool-Aid man, dropkick our friends, buy all the crying photos, go off the Lego tack, protect some treasured fragile items, get chatty with dogs, take away the beloved mac-n-cheese, let villains get what's coming to them, and set the soundtrack to the battle.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

  • Let's Make A Steal

    24/08/2020 Duration: 53min

    The DM decided to switch it up a bit and let the players take control of the points by letting them steal from each other! Get ready to make bold moves and join the party as we pass on the spider curse, show big bravery, get into true crime at the worst time, jump out of the murder hole, immediately enter the Twilight hole, focus on the racing drama, spend our time planting trees, fail our driver's test, use beefy leg power, get dumped on, work through our emotions by using paper dolls, get a monkey bodyguard, join the fun team, hire a mom to get appey slices, turn everyone into dogs, create a papacy power couple, travel the world with mature men, and gather more revolutionists.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

  • Enter New Challenger

    17/08/2020 Duration: 56min

    Everything is on the line in this battle of common sense as a new group has come on the scene to take out title! So get ready to pick a side a join the party as we immediately get called out, try to eat our way out of a situation, serve the sickest math burn, bite our boss, encourage the world, leave threatening brownies, briefly show intelligence, honor Miss Frizzle, sell the product in the pitch, find the direct correlation, match our moods, remember that priest is always an option, lose our brains, find a magical flower in the real world, enjoy mornings with puppies, tell people to compliment our dog, taste a tear, experience the minute minute, eat fresh, learn how to lose an alien in ten days, suffer through math, realize the limit does not exist, meet Paul the psychic octopus, bet on it, drown in saliva, and say hello to the War General.   Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Inventory check with our friends at Spooky Spouse

  • Salsneyland

    10/08/2020 Duration: 01h04min

    Welcome to Salsneyland! A theme park full of fun, imagination, and slimy new friends! Get ready to hit all your favorite rides and join the party as we get attacked by tri-foam, live out a Nickolodeon dream, encourage an early stuntman career, fail to paint by numbers, challenge Zac Effron to a game of skate, send the unworthy to Deadbeat Island, start an aphorism cult, try not to eat our hands, take down a sport from the inside, make the best of a groundhog day situation with bubble wrap, discover our favorite sport, bring the glitter to the field, yeet the fam off a cliff, turn Books into a blanket, discover something fun from the Black Plague, use them coups, beat Mr. Baseball himself, and score big with cups.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

  • A Whale of a Time

    03/08/2020 Duration: 01h04min

    The DM has sent us on a full-on literary adventure which resulted in us gaining too much power and a summonable giant whale. So grab your sailors cap and join the party as we do karate in a book place, tap into a different market, live out our worst fear, receive a boba baptism, ask too many questions, find our supportive shopping buddies, put a stranger in our will, chat with the humpty dumpty kid, summon Dick, briefly exhibit book knowledge, join the cool kids on the playground, show sturdiness over wordiness, order the Alton combo, bring only half the facts, put a body on trial, celebrate badass women, get buried by phones, chose the hungry boy, bring floaties to the library, show excellent problem-solving skills, and anger the DM with our refusal to solve the puzzle.   Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out all of our bonus content on Patreon     Inventory Check with our friends at FMK All Day   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

  • Comic Con Year 2: The Con is Still On

    27/07/2020 Duration: 01h05min

    We may not have been able to hit the streets of Comic-Con this year, but that's not going to stop us from bringing you that exclusive, fully researched, 100% accurate Comic-Con news! So scan your badge and get ready to join the party as we get permission to roll down a hill, up the offer with a dropkick, baby bird some info into your ears, tell of the Bagel War battle wounds, live like a teenager, find our corn soulmate, stage a trojan horse with a rock, overthrow our lizard father, sign up for big bodies and tiny heads, weaponize corn, save Hank Green, snitch to Santa, put a quarter in the matchmaking jukebox, meet Thanos on the basketball court, take advantage of a good talking piece, accept the big happiness, allow only technology to get close to us, collect the meditation pack, celebrate hair, appreciate the chaotic D&D player, gain a fear of albino trees, and take the con home with us.   Join in on the adventure by sending your "quests" to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out all of our bonus content o

  • A Market for Fools

    20/07/2020 Duration: 01h09min

    What happens when you set some absolute fools loose on a supermarket gameshow? Apparently it's this. So get ready to load up your cart and join the party as we swallow the whole store, sacrifice our bodies for 10 cents, follow the new Taylor stair standard, realize we can still make our dreams come true, fail to be the adult in the situation, become the NPC by default, sign up for a bad science experiment, fear the children who recognize their power, witness as fathers take back their day, fail even when given all the clues, honor the macaroni necklace, puff up a pig, give points for following the rules, unlock the lore on sap vampires, manage to get good at a game, take advantage of a time loop, turn every competition into a battle to the death, elect the railway cat to lead, and fail to vamp.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Inventory check with our friends at Fanonball   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

  • The Acronym Wars

    13/07/2020 Duration: 01h03min

    Last week started a dangerous game and this DM is here to play! Get ready to understand us on a deeper level and join the party as we chase down a parrot, make the phonetic spelling valid, yell nom nom in times of exuberance, become terrible wizards, accept Tim into our lives, read more to learn more, appreciate supportive D&D parties, get amazed by eggs, channel power from a unicorn, laugh at the chickle, get particular about pickles, create our dream amusement parks, find the cuddly pets, bring that Red Hot Chili Peppers energy, question the nipples, enjoy surprise ditch days, sign up for extra classes, and get committed.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out our bonus content on Patreon   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

  • G.R.E.G.

    06/07/2020 Duration: 01h03s

    When the DM sought out advice from the internet on what the theme of this episode should be, there was one resounding theme swirling in the consciousness of all. Greg. It was always going to be Greg, but we're not sure if this is what you all had in mind. Get ready to emulate and join the party as we suffer a great nugget misfortune, try to be a princess, turn our back on a kitchen appliance, replace appendages the Star Wars way, introduce the illuminary glitter and glow legs, live like chinchillas, change the system with the No Shame in Your Game Porta Potty, mod out our dog, play where is the cough, blame the DM, teach the sugar daddies, bring up an old camp fight, find the worst spot for an arm, join the circus, decide that dogs deserve Teslas, Live in Jane Austin's shoes and appreciate a walk, get invigorated by working out, give props to cats, and appreciate everything about Daddy G.    Send your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com and become a part of the show!   Check out our bonus content on Patreon  

  • Decisions, Decisions

    29/06/2020 Duration: 01h01min

    Our DM is overwhelmed by all of the decisions that come with planning a wedding and she has called on the other two to show off their planning prowess. Grab your favorite planner and join the party as we interview to get the gig, try to live up to our reputation, introduce chaos and it's counterpart crying, build 8 walls of love, dance in the middle of the aisle, discover that TikToks are good?, appreciate laughing with friends, create the perfect wedding dress, remember our old attempts at making music videos, switch up bachelorette parties, solve Doctor Doom's death problem, smoke bomb away from situations, cash in our daddy bucks, find our childhood drawing being brought to life in the ocean, pick the perfect first dance song, and throw the drunkle in the brig.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   Check out all our bonus content on Patreon   Inventory check with our friends at WIDK - iDunnoRadio   Proud Member of the Scavengers Network

  • The Cob

    22/06/2020 Duration: 01h01min

    This week we are entering the cob. What is The Cob exactly? We're not sure, but the DM is promising a popping good time so grab some butter and join the party as we have an event in our lives, tip over the bourgeoisie's boats, body slam into a dog bowl, dip the towel, take a second shot at the day, regretfully slap some butter on, bring the office to you, feel protected by padded walls, get a corndog surprise, visit our weirdest alternate universe to date, get into the tag game, let us be horse, come up with some great segment names, get ruled by corn, yell at the stars, go to a baby bubble concert, find a way for old people to mosh, go through the body parts of vegetables, get punked at a wedding venue, give the apartment to the mantises, put a monopoly on movie night, hear the best corn joke, relive talent show travesties, and dedicate it to DJ Sammy.    Join in on the adventure by sending your quests to unnatural20s@gmail.com   If you are able please consider donating to Black Lives Matter or your local ba

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