Shart Select

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Synopsis

Podcasts about gaming, there's loads of them, right?So why subscribe to this fecund mess? Well it's hosted by 3 long time friends (2 of them are even brothers) and we like to think that our naturally scatalogical and anarchic angle on video games and movies makes for unique and entertaining listening!

Episodes

  • Cheddar George

    13/09/2021 Duration: 01h09min

    This week the boys accidentally summon an avatar of cheese whilst discussing Logan Paul's simp, Copper Cab being a shill, Stu's thoughts on hand sanitiser, Craig's drag name, a time traveller from a distant era and Ryan's hot thirst trap photo. We are definitely not that guy!

  • Be a Man!

    06/09/2021 Duration: 01h20min

    Whaaaat Stu's back? Didn't he leave to make his own podcast about online shooters? Anyway, this week the boys talk about all kinds of weird and wonderful things, including that bloody “be a man” thing he was on about when it all went wrong! We also look the Uruk Hai’s side hustle in sex toys, discuss which podcast hosts would most likely be the Ghostface Killer in a Scream movie,  and Stu drops a rather controversial opinion about a certain ghostly holiday! Why not drop in and see what bloody nonsense is going on, eh? Go on, do it!

  • Just to Call Back…

    31/08/2021 Duration: 01h05min

    In this week's hawt slice of podcastery, we are joined by Grief Burrito's Most Beautiful Boy (sorry Jordan) Mr Harrison Wild! We talk about Jurassic Park, paragliding with famous movie stars, the new Gremlins 3 plot, and what is the best game soundtrack (again!) So pull up a pew and let's see what's going down!

  • Go Go Tower Rangers

    16/08/2021 Duration: 01h05min

    This week the boys delve into Ryan's weird noir detective dream, a strange visit to a battery powered pharmacy, the social distance skeleton, and what are the rent prices like in Gotham City? We also cast suspicion over Bull and Skillo from the Power Rangers and you won't believe the amazing content Stu saves for the end!

  • The Wizard Olympics

    09/08/2021 Duration: 53min

    Join us for another hot episode, in which we discuss the most important wizarding event on the calendar, how shit Castle Greyskull is, annoying chummy tires and what happened when Jeff Bezos arrived at the Wizard's space station! It's a rollicking good lark!

  • Jabba the Buff

    02/08/2021 Duration: 01h05min

    What happens when it's really bloody hot, and the boys haven't drank enough water before recording? The answer: a load of old cobblers! We visit the Star Wars gym, talk about the inventors of the screwdriver, the horrors of loyalty free music, Facebook cringe and, of course, we reveal Craig's ongoing love of Timbs…

  • A Traffic Jam of Owen Wilsons

    26/07/2021 Duration: 01h14min

    On this exciting edition, the boys talk about a new take on The Lion King, new characters for Beauty and the Beast, and why does that woman on the job advert act so bloody stupid all the time? Also, how do you effectively embellish a good old fashioned fart? Why not have a listen and find out?

  • Chilli Oillllll!!!

    19/07/2021 Duration: 01h11min

    This week the boys get very cross about TikTok food idiots and daytime TV, and wonder if J Jonah Jameson lusts after… very specific photos of the Spider-Man. Also, the truth about David Dickinson is discovered and we learn a horrifying truth about Johnny Five. Also, Ryan educates is about those ghost twin blokes from the Matrix!

  • Ryan's Condiment Corner

    13/07/2021 Duration: 01h15min

    In this dollop of goodness, we discuss the phallacy of fanboys, the inventor of the double decker bus and, of course, Ryan takes us down to the Condiment Corner, where we discuss the Sauce Readily Available rating of god's finest condiments. Why not splurge us all over your dinner?

  • The Lipstick Expose

    05/07/2021 Duration: 01h09min

    Ryan's out in space with Gagrid this week leaving Craig and Stu unsupervised, and so a lot of strange talk is had. Join us to learn about which famous people have a dog's appendage, which mascots would be in the Avengers and five into the world of Bigfoot Fursonas with Jeff and Clifford...

  • Shart Potato

    28/06/2021 Duration: 01h14min

    In this controversial episode of everyone's favourite podcast, Stu has stumbled across a frankly disgusting tiering list for tuber based food products that needs a good sorting out. We also laugh at E3 reactions and more suspicion over Stephen Mulhern's existence. Let's wipe away those tiers, a new episode is here! Also join our Patreon!

  • Steppingbjorn Laddersson

    21/06/2021 Duration: 01h02min

    In this educational episode, the boys ask a very important question about the advent of the stepladder, come up with some ideas for a good Kart game, and the Wizards get caught defacing some exercise books in Cockwarts...

  • The Shart Effect: Legendary Edition

    14/06/2021 Duration: 01h12min

    In this week of hot, blistering content, the boys take a good look at that Mass Effect remaster, talk about the evil willy skulls, and are gobsmacked at a famous podcaster's hatred of mushy peas! And remember, even if you don't enjoy this podcast, it's still your favourite!

  • Red Shart, Brown Shart

    07/06/2021 Duration: 01h02min

    In this tongue destroying episode, the boys are challenged to some hard to say phrases, look at the medical phenomenon of farts that empty you, and Stu gets all hard for Die Hard in Warzone and Fortnite!

  • Anyone For Sharts?

    31/05/2021 Duration: 01h14min

    The boys are joined by OG Shart Select friend, Dave Cooper of the Anyone For Seconds podcast! This week they take a look at awful cinema experiences, call out Nintendo (and many others) to a schoolyard fight, and otherwise really lower the bar for what passes as entertainment!

  • Enter the Irish

    24/05/2021 Duration: 01h24min

    Why not join those no-good Shart Select boys as they put the world to rights, one thing at a time? This week they are joined by the REAL owner of PIXI podcast, Kayleigh (@datgingerone), and let the comedy good times flow! They even, believe it or not, talk about video gaming a bit too! Oh, and you can bet Ryan is out being a lil heartbreaker, as usual!

  • Arthur Morgan: Edgelord

    17/05/2021 Duration: 01h05min

    Why does everyone's favourite cowboy keep lying to make himself sound more edgy, and are the boys ACTUALLY daring to air controversial opinions about Soulsborne games? On a podcast!? Join in to find out before Master Cumrag ruins it all...

  • Master Phenrig's Not Impressed

    10/05/2021 Duration: 01h13min

    The head wizard is in the shed this week, making sure that the boys actually produce a half entertaining podcast! Thankfully, they're joined by the ever fun Steph Gannon, so hopefully they won't be bollocked too much…

  • The Triumphant Return of Semington Corralman

    03/05/2021 Duration: 01h01min

    This week the boys are joined by Grief Burrito's messianic host Hazz Wild, and are lucky enough to land an interview with the Wizardverse's premier truck boy, Semington Corralman! Why not join them for a good old time?

  • Bringing Crockery to a Fist Fight

    26/04/2021 Duration: 01h11min

    This week the boys bring more INJUSTICES to light, such as why Baron Zemo isn't the top billed hero in Falcon & the Winter Soldier, why don't microwave ovens have advertisements, and why is there not an uproar that our skellingtons are always wet? Also, Ryan brings crockery to a fistfight!

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