Shart Select

You know what, sod it! This week Winst0lf and Stu are joined by Cornish Ryan and Steph, as the rulebook gets thrown the hell out, along with the bloody video games! It is time for Shart Select to show it's true face at last, that of insane sounding old men complaining about stuff in a comedy fashion, including the Mulhern/Vision theory, Stu's hatred of "Yee Yee" and the truth is finally out about Nintendo! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

The nasty Professor Gape has trapped Winst0lf in detention! But don't worry, Stu and Ryan have summoned famed YouTuber, musician and Elder Scrolls fanatic Emmett LaFave to help out with the episode instead! --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

What happens when podcastings greatest beef finally boils over, and Ryan, the most handsome boy on the internet, must go up against Ryan, the most Cornish boy on the internet? Let's find out… --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

Ryan’s simping over Satisfactory has finally paid off, as Shart Select lures in Coffee Stain Studio’s  community manager, Snutt Treptow, for a lovely chat… but does Ryan have ulterior motives to quite literally get his face into the game? Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

It's back, and this year the famous Quiddicks pitch at Cockwarts School For Privileged Wizards is hosting the event! We also get to hear more dubious erotic literature in Ryan's Surprise, select Halo Wars 2 in the Gamepass roulette and Stu gets to go on a woodland adventure with Gagrid the groundskeeper... --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

This week the boys talk about bad endings in gaming, with such guilty parties as Half Life, Mafia 2, visit Old Man Lockout, hear some fantastic surprise content from Ryan and even take part in a game of Cockwarts' famous sport, Quiddicks! But be careful, Vito Scaletta might come and pay you a visit... Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

This week we let Ryan take us on a deep dive tour of Arkane’s 2006 title, Dark Messiah of Might and Magic. We also selected Mount & Blade for our first random Gamepass title and pay a visit to Cockwarts, where an attempt to learn the national game of Quiddicks goes horribly wrong when Fuckboy shows up with his razor sharp insults. Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

The boys discuss upcoming games in 2021, and which ones get them...Erm… turgid, and which get them like a sad windsock… will it be Farcry 6, darktide, rider republic, deathloop ? find out now. The Bois also visit Gagrid in his hut and meet fluffer and a nasty run in with Drakebro Fuckboi Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

The boys are back! In this episode we complain about things like the old men we are, take a deep dive into Kingdom Hearts and discover the real, top secret meaning behind it all, check out Ryan's Surprise once again and catch up with the latest wizard news at Cockwarts! We're back! Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave, Magoomba - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

This week Daddy Thicmass empties his sack allover us and treats us to some 3 stories from the Drip Tray, the Patreon only bonus episodes, so we can all enjoy what our patreons suffer with each week Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show www.patreon.com/shartselect Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

This week the bois audit the wizardverse, what will stay at what will be thrown out in the big reboot before season 6!!?? find out in he season 5 Finale Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Join the Discord Server - https://discord.gg/EDsAhN8c  Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

The boys have materialised in a 90s arcade, where they run into the lovely Adrian and Dylan from the Arcade Attack podcast! Featuring: interview with Arcade Attack Ryan's Surprise Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

The boys have escaped at last, only to wind up trapped on the island of Vvardenfell! Thankfully, they're joined by guests Steph and Paul Gannon in this strange, strange place Featuring: Ryan's Surprise Feature: Morrowind Chat The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

As the relationship with the wizards worsen, the boys refuse to follow their orders and decide to talk about their crazy dreams instead… Featuring: Stu's Thomas "Mandela Effect" What Really Grinds My Chode Ryan's Surprise Feature: Dreams The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

The boys encounter Adam and Nick from the Bottom of the Stream podcast knocking about in the Wizardverse and, naturally, set out to interview them. Also, there's some Fred Elliot discussion. Featuring: Meerkat Watch! Ryan's Surprise Interview With BOTS podcast bottomofthestream.com/ Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

Ross Cooke is back to talk to the boys, as well as Wizard jock Master Bhigballzs, so naturally the wizards are trying to impress him by making the boys come up with some video game themed lewd acts! DISCLAIMER: It's nasty! Featuring: Ryan's Surprise What Really Grinds Stu's Chode Main Feature: More Filth The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

The Mortal Kombat people have been in touch with the wizards to ask a favour: nominate the next DLC fighter for their latest title! Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton, Dave - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

Following a time travel adventure, Haz and Jordan from Grief Burrito get stuck in the Wizardverse! May as well talk about cryptids for a bit then with the boys then, eh? Featuring: Ryan's Surprise - Star Trekkin' Feature: Cryptids The Wizard's Tower Our Patreons! Sam, Chris Price, PIXI Gaming Podcast, Pete Jones, Steph Gannon, Jordan Shenton - THANK YOU Patreon is now live! Sign up now for Drip Tray episodes, to extreme for the main show Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

The boys have been sent to survey gamings spoopiest places on behalf of the Wizards. We also hear some listener suggestions and catch the Wizards sneaking to the pub… Featuring: Ryan's Surprise: One Liner Challenge Feature: Spoopy Places What People Responses Uncle Benny's Pub Quiz Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes and merch Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message

This week the boys are tasked with recruiting a scary character from a video game to loiter around the Wizards Tower for Halloween! Also, Master Cumrag uncovers an ingenious new invention… Featuring: Ryan's Surprise - The Mandela Effect Main Feature - Halloween Characters Who Done What and When? The Wizards Tower Patreon is now live! Sign up now for bonus episodes! Twitter @Shartselectpod | Instagram @shartselectpod | Youtube | Merch  CAST Winst0lf @winsolf | Ryan @shartselectryan | Stu @digeztive1 Please rate and review us on Podchaser --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/shartselect/message