Every Iain Lee Absolute Radio Show

Tonight we take about nightmare neighbours and your revenge stories also weapons that arent normally used as weapons.

Tonight it's 'Iain Lee presents Eloise unplugged' - We don't have any topics, It's Iain's bday and we are even doing shout outs and requests.

Tonight we have a David Sole special, a loud breathing competition and we access you sobriety levels.

Iain chats about embarrassing bands he loves after watching Hanson perform this eve, hair and some other stuff. He also has a little row with Will2 which brings us our fav caller of the evening PaulJeff who loves B*witched.

Tonight we wish Eloise a Happy Birthday, Take abotu queues, kids with ear piercing and some other tosh. We also have Hanson join us for a chat and a song - they are very funny guys and it's well worth a listen.

Robbie Dove finally grows a pair and calls in, Rob Burnett refuses to show his American lady's raunchy pics, and Andre actually hangs up on us!!

Today Vinnie has a rather rubbish theory on how to count the number of pages in an Argos catalogue, and Iain plays a caller at his own game

Tonight, Eloise is back and Iain walks in on a lady weeing, Hairy Harry chats about Wayne Rooney's hot ass and Eloise's jugs.

Today is a Sparks special for the first hour. We even have a film crew in from Israel filming a documentary about Sparks fans.

On tonight's show we have a card trick, directed by a caller, acted out by Iain. And Vinny practices his stand-up routine... kind of...

Today we try to complete a list of songs that have the numbers 1-100 in the title...but end up giving exam advise.

On today's show we have THAT interview with The Beatles drummer Ringo Starr.

Tonight is dedicated to all things Japanese because we have Iain's favourite Japanese band on The Kuricorder Quartet.

Iain learns magic card tricks, we play the dictionary game with "loreal" and Barry and Vinny gets into a heated debate with Iain

Barry chats to Jim the dancer about his latest dance move, Global warming Rick joins the 'Slut Walk' along with Cosmic Malcolm and also Vinny comes phone to phone with Fat boy the masturbator

Tonight we chat about impersonating someone, leaving things behind and loads of other rubbish.

Tonight we talk about bribing people (after Iain tried to do it) and taking bribes, Changing room etiquette, nicking from shops and other guff.

Iain and Eloise have a staring competition, they mess about with the effects on peoples voice, talk about slagging people off and set Rob Burnett up with Yvette from the USA.

Tonight we play our interview with Beach Boy Brian Wilson, we chat to Rob Burnett about his new Latina Lover, Barry gets invite to stay with some mad ladies drinking vodka and coke and Rob from Ponders gets a bit banned from the show.

Tonight we chat about being famous for being famous, weird things in gardens, how to get world peace and talk we also get a little blast from the past in the form of Gram.