Hard 4 Cards

Alix McAlpine(Giphy, Professional Internet Person) has her destiny laid bare by Lauren and Miranda, and hey:things get VERY interesting. Also, pan flute.

Zed Cutsinger (Bombardier, Views From the Vista) goes heads up with Lauren and Miranda...and DESTINY!

Comedian Amy Miller puts her life in the hands of the Cards!

Comedian John Tole goes heads up with the Destiny Cards, and it looks like someone is going to fall in love this year (It's John).

Ace of Spades Katherine Spiers (the NEW Food Editor for L.A Weekly, we predicted it) gets her cards READ.  Other topics include Pam Anderson, vegan cakes, zero-sum cuntage, vision boards, musical theatre & Lauren's perfect "type"

King of Hearts Christina Catherine Martinez is going to fall in love with a younger man!  ("Spoiler" alert: it happened.)  Lauren smokes Sativa.  Miranda delves into 'Burlesque' with Cher & Xtina.  Also, Chad from "The Bachelor" is at Muscle Beach.

How will comedian Byron Bowers deal with facing his DESTINY head-on? Find out on this week's episode of "Hard 4 Cards"!

Tess Barker is a stand-up comedian and writer and her future is so bright (according to her cards), she's gotta wear shades.

Comedian Lindsay Adam has a ROCKY FUTURE ahead of her...or does she? Only Miranda King and Lauren Brenner know for sure!

Comedian Allen Strickland Williams looks the future in the fucking face...and SHUDDERS! 

Comedian Erin Lampart goes heads up with DESTINY in this episode of Hard 4 Cards!

Honor Mezzo (Beginners, Fazer, Views From the Vista) looks her future STRAIGHT in the EYES with Lauren and Miranda!

Will Weldon gets his cards read by the H$C Ladies, and his future is BLEAK (it's fine).

Comedian-Bad-Ass Wendi Starling gets her card read HARD!

What do the Cards hold in store for comedian Kate Willett??? Tune in and find out! Plus, Miranda's hair catches on fire.

The H4C Girls go straight up heads up with Denver comedian Kristin Rand! And when they get together, it's MURDER:)

Jonathan Rowell s a hilarious stand-up comic out of Los Angeles. What do THE CARDS have in store for him???

This episode of Hard 4 Cards lays down the basic idea behind "destiny cards", while also making PLENTY of Michael Jackson jokes. Miranda describes "An American Tale" to Lauren, frightening her.