Salty Language

In this episode, we rant about the new Dark Knight Rises trailer, Before Watchmen, Pedobear at Sandusky trial, man arrested for having sex with teddy bear for the 4th time, teacher banned from school over crazy sex ed class, man will watch you have sex for $240, 69 year old man gets stuck in sex toy, man kills man sexually assaulting his daughter, Touchdown Jesus coming back, woman had Pam sex and assaulted boyfriend, GM food banned from Monsanto canteen, pizza vending machines coming, man calls 911 over wrong sammich, lost tourist uses smokes signals and sets island on fire, man with 100 lb. scrotum refuses help, registered sex offender sunbathed nude while holding sex toy, woman leaves kids at accident gets ice cream and strips and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher se

In this episode, we rant for a bit, but then we hunker down into the topic of depression and anxiety. Please share this episode with friends, or anyone that you think will appreciate it.Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:http://saltylanguage.wix.com/podcastsalty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageVoicemail: (415) 857-2589podgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! Episode 47 links: 1. Rob Delaney on getting help for depression: http://tinyurl.com/yjzzxot 2. Disassociation: http://tinyurl.com/8a286jp 3. Smodcast #35 http://tinyurl.com/7u4bk7v (Bryan Johnson and his depression) 4. Penny Arcade creator and anxiety: http://tinyurl.com/882wgyb 5. Anxiety Cat: http://anxietycat.tumblr.com/ 6. Django Unchained Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUdM9vrCbow

In this episode, we rant about suicidal cats, a japanese man that cooked and served his genitals, beer drinking cows raiding a party, woman goes on a spree at Piggly Wiggly, man goes into for kidney stone and finds out he's a woman, man marries a mannequin, man stabs himself and throws it at police, man tries to pay Denny's with weed, epic pooper scooper battle, Mangold skips chance to see sister in Olympics, giant jail with doors that can't close, missing vehicle actually hidden by tall grass, woman riding motorcycle hit in face with golf ball, gun fight breaks out over Kool-Aid, woman accused of choking boyfriend because he wouldn't marry her, woman squeezes man's testicle out of his scrotum, woman arrested for exposing herself gives great mug shot, gun range offers kids birthday parties, woman has condom inside her filled with drugs break at jail, man arrested outside courthouse for doing same crime, cat helicopter, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-lan

In this episode, we rant about DC's new gay character, more celebrity holograms, hologram helpers at airports, universes to collide, Miami zombie, government says zombies don't exist, retard doll shocks shoppers, woman's weight loss was really cancer, man has live explosive in chest, bear invades graduation party, Alaskan residents warned about aggressive moose, gummy bear breast implants, terrible mother, Bloomberg wants to ban large sodas, our site of the week, Auto Correct Theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes! Share with your friends!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comEpisode 45 links:1. Golden Age Green Lantern is gay: http://tinyurl.com/6pz9g9r2. Marilyn Monroe & other celebrity holograms? http://tinyurl.com/cfb67fc 3. Hologram helpers: http://tinyurl.com/cpc3r7w4. Universes to coll

In this episode, we cast a JLA movie, we rant about Disney letting you get frozen in carbonite, Marvel creates a hero for a kid that wears hearing aids, RIAA thinks Limewire owes $75 trillion, burglar says he was practicing his locksmith skills, revenge dentist story is a hoax, swarm of beesannoys Ann Arbor shoppers, man accused of trying to rob police station, man tries to smuggle cocaine in wheelchair, man crushed by his home gym, man's loud bowel movement gets neighbors to call police, man attacked by bear in outhouse, man arrested for trying to rob a casino, roasted fetuses found in man's luggage, man accused of hitting 10 year old at movies, student suspended for alleged semen filled cupcake, half naked woman in duct tape top attacks cops, man turns toy gun into shotgun, man gets $500 ticket for dropping $1 on the ground, Detroit may be turning off half of their street lights, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltyl

In this episode, we rant about UFO Phil, Sin CIty 2 release date, a weird kickstarter, Honda Segway competitor, Nic Cage in everything, School refuses to play baseball game because of female player, man arrested with a buttload of drugs, man ties himself to tree and exposes genitals, man who lost penis testifies, 9 year old protests WBC, man dies during lap dance, woman stabs fiancee for bad mother's day gift, man protests all you can eat seafood place, chaperones spray dirty dancers with Lysol at prom, massive yogurt spill, thieves rob internet cafe forgot to log out of facebook, new French PM's name makes Arabs giggle, our site of the week, our top 5 comic book heroes, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! Episode 43 links: 1. UFO Phil to g

In this episode, we rant about World's fastest toilet, sexy robots by 2050, lung cancer or fruit pit, man stabs computer with sword during police raid, man calls 911 for dirty talk, woman enslaves kids after fortune teller tells her to, parents make daughter wear diaper after bad grades, man changes his name to Tyrannosaurus Rex, constable sued for making worker motorboat her, heavy metal band brings Muslims and Jews together, man skips out on strip bar tab, Cops to tape in Toledo, cocaine found in old woman's car, Time magazine covers attachment parenting, Jack the Ripper may have been a woman, hologram Freddie Mercury, dolphins die of heroin overdose after a rave, man hit once by car survives then dies after second car hits him, first grader suspended for singing Sexy and I Know It, cocaine in tampons, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage

In this episode, we sat down and watched the classic movie, Big Money Rustlas. It stars your favorites from ICP, as well as a bunch of guest stars!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1380784/ http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/big_money_rustlas/

In this episode, we talk about our friendship, and our sense of humor, a man that sneaks a painting into a museum, a student arrested over the theft of a $3 taco, mom kicks out a car window to save herself and child, man gives cops false name but has his real name tattooed on his arm, snakes on a plane, mom kills daughter allergic to peanuts with M&M's, judge high on pills in court, Michigan museum of racism, Woould You Rather? questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! Episode 40 Links: 1. Man sneaks painting into a museum: http://tinyurl.com/ccc4frk2. Student arrested over $3 taco: http://tinyurl.com/cp733wo 3. Mom kicks out car window to save herself and son: http://tinyurl.com/c6h8wn44. Man gives cops false name, but has real na

In this episode, we rant about hologram Tupac, man attacks woman with pineapple, woman seduces teen through Call of Duty, teacher tells a student to read a poem "blacker", extra female gene makes mice extra horny, 1st grade student's funny abscence excuse, racist homework question, woman hides urine bottle in vagina, school mistates what African-American clothing is, man wants to legalize student/teacher relationships, man call cops because wife won't leave him alone, woman postpones wedding to get chemo for lizard, woman stabs man because she is tired of cooking for him, wrestling coach charged with 200 counts of child sex abuse, Borat theme played instead of Kazakhstan national anthem, man suawks like a bird in court, man has pool cue tip in head for 3 months, Batman gets pulled over, Starbucks stops using red dye from crushed bugs, Miss Universe and transgender contestants, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylangua

In this episode, we rant about Sin City 2, DC Direct going straight to consumers, Axl Rose skips Rock N Roll HOF, Gorillaz are done, man runs from woman that wants too much sex, man tries to rob bank with plunger, burglar destroys a Goodwill in a dress, paralyzed man evades cops, burglar caught in the shower, weightlifter shoots himself with dumbbell, man irons clothes on a child, marijuana grandma arrested, hamster comes back from the dead, man talks woman into molesting her daughter on webcam, man arrested with 89 bags of drugs on his penis, Wal Mart meth lab, vampire bounty offered in India, station shows porn on accident, cop jacks off in squad car, soft serve beer foam, teacher caught jerkin it during class, ridiculous crime spree, Chili's offers tablet ordering, our site of the week, Auto Correct Theater, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.

In this episode, we rant about The man saved by bear a hoax?, Google Glasses, 2 Lions players arrested for weed,ninjas steal medicinal marijuana, man mistakes woman's hair for bird and shoots her, man urinates on co-workers chairs, woman exposes breasts to police rather than talk to them, sequel to Tiger Woods spoof porn being made, male birth control shot, woman offers sexual favors for cheeseburgers, January Jones ate her placenta, woman uses prosthetic leg to kill boyfriend, woman buried dead husband in herb garden, virgin boy eggs, woman throws puppies at boyfriend, woman dislocates 2 vertebrae sneezing, teen accused of keeping sex photos of herself on school computer, Congressman pays for P90X with campaign funds, chimps use keyboards to talk to humans,  our site of the week, Would you rather questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.you

In this episode, we rant about new Superman logo, Playstation 4 rumors, bees forming together to kill, woman blames McDonald's for being a prostitute, man fights off intruder with sword, man attacked by lion is saved by bear, man makes Hitler toilet paper, bacon coffins, teacher rapes student 300 times, clergyman gets potato in his butt, female volleyball players allowed to cover up at Olympics, NYC bans words from tests, hospital looking for sexy nurses, man saws off foot to avoid work, girl with Palsy told she can't uses walker at school, woman arrested with cocaine in fake belly, tacocopter, Auto-Correct Theater, Site of the Week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! 1. New Man of Steel logo: http://tinyurl.com/6szauht2. Playstation 4 rum

In this episode, we rant about Michael Bay on new TMNT, TMNT creators weigh in on relaunch, kid can't bring porn star to prom, luxury gun range, coach bites another coaches' ear, strip club tries to save little league, small town for sale, can LSD help with alcoholism, whole football team cut at dinner, Interviews Before Execution show cancelled, drunk buggy hits cop car, Russia has flying churches planned, 5 year old left at Chuck E. Cheese's, 77 year old man molestsed pig, girls comit suicide to time travel, sexist trousers, our Top 5 swear words, site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty Languagepodgodsnetwork.comShare with your friends! 1. Michael Bay says TMNT are from space now: http://tinyurl.com/7y57aaa2. TMNT creators weigh in on new origin: http://tinyurl.com/7k583vw 3

In this episode, we rant about a naked man steals a fire truck, a man shot himself in bulletproof vest, prostitute electrocutes herself, car gets crushed at redneck event, a curfew on cat cafes, cupcake atms, man returns to bank he tried to rob for cab fare, principal bullies gay students, woman sues school over roommate's sex, dead whale explodes, woman is grandmother at 23, janitors tie up kids in bathroom, marathon winner dq'ed for not signing up, man sues theaters over candy prices, chupacabras blamed for killing sheep, turkey attacks woman every day, U.S. Gov't seizing .coms, no more topless models on German newspaper cover, woman fakes Cancer to avoid jail, gets longer sentence, Hulk Hogan has a sex tape, our Top 5 movie weapons, our site of the week, Would You Rather? questions, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLang

In this episode, we rant about New Assassin's Creed game, comics lose some legends, a movie about Nic Cage's stolen comic book, a drunk zamboni driver, old ladies playing bridge, couple uses Craigslist for sex partner, a transparency grenade, man drinks gas, sets himself on fire, college student steals hash browns in her pants, man blames bomb scare on diabetes, old men beat up kid with golf ball retrievers, man steals $400 from 2 year old, man jams cell phones on a bus, man leaves anal plug in cop car, hairstylist busted for giving illegal breast implants, mom gives kids heroin, Stephen Hawking likes strip joints, man gets wheelchair stuck after robbing store, man causes $600 to cop car with his teeth, KKK distances itself from WBC, man explodes woman's breast implant, man goes into Denny's make sandwich, our top 5, site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.co

In this episode, we rant about The new Avengers poster/trailer, Bill Murray definitely out of Ghostbusters 3?, We review NIcolas Cage's 2009 movie Bad Lieutenant Port of Call: New Orleans, Autocorrect theater, our site of the week, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! 1. Avengers poster: http://tinyurl.com/7qhmecx2. Bill Murray definitely out of Ghostbusters 3? http://tinyurl.com/85qvwbh3. Bad Lieutenant IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1095217/ 4. Bad Lieutenant Rotten Tomatoes: http://tinyurl.com/y8peeom5. Damn You Auto Correct funnies: http://tinyurl.com/7wx5e62 6. Site of week: http://drunkard.com/

In this episode, we rant about  a woman who wants more ridiculous breasts, an animal activist that tried to hire a hitman, inhalable caffeine, man who takes his son to a brothel, dwarf bull fighters, 12 year old girl found naked and eating out of a dumpster, UFO Phil, Man dies during comic book theft, Man charged with dog sodomy, teacher accused of sexing student, Stolen Valor Act, man survives 2 months snowed in his car, 90 year old man fights off robber, couch surfing stunt kills man, man urinates on transformer, meth brings races together, collecge student tried for stealing $2 pumpkin, man makes crazy claim to police, our site of the week, our top 5 Cult CLassic movies, would you rather questions, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Wo

In this episode, we rant about The Walking Dead creators fighting over rights, fight over Ghost Rider's rights, Bill Murray to be replaced in Ghostbusters 3?, girl's lunch replaced by school, court clerk looks at porn during rape trial, Monsanto found guilty of poisoning, woman credits big breasts for saving life, Sony raised price on Whiteny's music after death, couple has weird engagement, 74 year old man arrested for prostitution, naked woman role play alerts police, man breaks into apartment and makes chicken, woman gives man antifreeze smoothie, bill would rename Gulf of Mexico, frat boy sues after injury at frat party, smokehouse fire is best smelling fire says firefighter, man tries robbing bank with pies, K-Cup machines gouge consumers, man arrested for allegedly cooking cats, goats change accents based on region, vanity plate cause trouble, our site of the week, our top 5 comic book villians, and more! Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltyla

In this episode, we rant about a thief that turns in stolen phone with kiddie porn on it, another Komen whoopsie, French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors, judge orders man to take wife on date, cop chases self, man impaled with golf club, baby ingests cocaine, breat implants save woman's life, Gov't declares mutants aren't human, drug dealers accidentally text police, soo gives monkeys red wine, our site of the week, our top 5 breakfast cereals, and more!Subscribe / rate / review us on iTunes!Visit us at:salty-language.tumblr.com / facebook.com/saltylanguage@salty_language / saltylanguage@gmail.comhttp://salty.libsyn.com/webpage  / http://www.youtube.com/user/SaltyLanguagePodOn Stitcher search Salty LanguageShare with your friends! Episode Links: 1. Thief finds kiddie porn on stolen phone and turns it in: http://tinyurl.com/6rj3f332. Another Komen whoopsie: http://tinyurl.com/7kn5oja 3. French Health Minister tells homeless to stay indoors: http://tinyurl.com/78rn3jl4. Judge orders man to take w