Drinks With Josh

Merry Maskmas! As covid continues its march across America, the Kings of Drink Mountain don their protective gear and spend a jolly, yet distanced holiday. Ben brings a holiday surprise for review, which throws Josh for a loop. But does Josh know more than he realizes? While you ponder that, you can also think about deep topics like how Josh got his sudden "Christmas bonus," the deeply creepy overtones of "The Christmas Shoes," why Bocelli's security team should be on high alert, and Ben's red flag warning for people under 30. Then let the spirit of the season wash over you as the boys discuss their Christmas wishes, including Ben's sure-fire plan to expose the Illuminati. You can help with only pennies a day! Finally, curl up with those you love as you witness a true Christmas miracle take place on the show. What is it? Well, that would be pretty stupid of us to tell you here, wouldn't it? You'll just have to listen. Do it. Now. It's not like you're busy with the holidays or anything!

The Kings of Drink Mountain are feeling nostalgic! Why else would they be referencing their past masterpieces with such fervor? Not only do they come up in conversation, but also in the rarely-seen Reverse Braindead Trivia (or as Josh calls it, "Tit For Tat For Benny By"). But it's not all reminiscing for America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast; there's Josh overly complicating a simple prank, manly pizza slicing, funky bath bombs, and Josh coins a new term for beverages that go down easy. Plus, another amazing new "sponsor" joins Team DWJ, just in time to learn the benefits of being bad at crime. Oh yeah, and there's a drink review in there somewhere too. Enjoy!

The Kings of Drink Mountain are back with some help from an incredible new sponsorship (and our good friend at the Plum Forest Podcast)! In this episode, the boys take a deep dive into a local beverage product that has both our hosts very excited to try it, that is once Josh reveals his "BIG J SURPRISE!" Can it live up to its lofty expectations? Speaking of lofty, DWJ reaffirms its status as "The One True Religion" by discussing their real Holy Trinities. There's also talk of Josh's innovative new cancer screening, cryogenic ED treatments, Josh asking for more clarifications (during Braindead Trivia) than a spelling bee contestant, and the difference between mammograms and monogamy. Plus, Ben gives us an inadvertent review of...well, it's something. Something that Josh uses as a platform to discuss his favorite songs of the genre. We won't ruin it here, you've got to listen! So grab this episode of our own trinity: America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

It's a celebration on Drink Mountain as our kings rejoice in finally finding the holy grail of bum wine: MD 20/20 Gold! Is it full of pineapples and happiness or will it be a letdown of epic proportions? Find out while also learning what rockstar loved this line of beverages, why Cleveland is a tough baseball team to follow, the true meaning of the word "normalized," and getting some truly in-depth, intellectual analysis of the 2020 presidential race. There's also Braindead Trivia, despite Ben's best efforts to screw it up, and shout outs galore, including to the Plum Forest Podcast that has featured the boys not once, not twice, but three times! Now grab your party hats, pin the tail on the donkey set, and join us for the gala extravaganza that is the new Drinks With Josh!

Get excited! America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is back and taking a look at some of Josh's...um..."top moments." In fact, without even breaking a sweat, he makes a bid to land at the top of the list. He's just that good. Ben simply tries to survive the onslaught of Joshness. Yet he shows his true ability as a King of Drink Mountain by navigating the citizens of Drink Mountain safely through topics like Josh's internal body composition, whether Carrot Top is vegan, what ribs qualify as being for her pleasure, and a pitch perfect Adam Sandler impression that must be heard to be believed! A slight respite is provided by the ever-reliable Braindead Trivia, which leads to one of the best discussion topics ever introduced on the show, about Mel Brooks. Do Ben and Josh take advantage of this fantastic conversation opportunity? I bet you know the answer! To cap it all off, there's a reference all the way back to episode 35 and a certain musician that Josh has seen in concert. It's a treat for all

The Kings of Drink Mountain are feeling benevolent and allow a lowly commoner into their mighty inner sanctum. How does this peon repay this generosity? By being too embarrassed to use his real name and then proffering some of the most offensive beverages imaginable! Speaking of offensive, America/Greenland/New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is a bit offended by the response to our Pretty Pretty Poetry Contest, but decide to declare a winner anyway. They really are just too kind. While the boys turn their well-honed critical eyes toward the foul potions, they power through a guest-driven version of Braindead Trivia, Josh reveals what he REALLY likes, and there is a meltdown the likes of which we haven't seen in years on Drink Mountain. So kick back, prepare your hashtag fingers for #MtnDewAffair, and enjoy "Drinks With Brad!"

Drink Mountain is feeling the love! That's right, Ben has decided to let his emotions go and show Josh the love and respect he so richly deserves. Can Josh accept this show of friendship and camaraderie, or will it drive him insane? Find out as they discuss bonsai tree care, Bob Hope and Lawrence Welk, and do a little Braindead Trivia. It's capped off by a review of a highly debatable "drink" product, but will Josh even be able to give a real review? Or will he be too lost in his feelings? Join America, Greenland, and a very Covid-free New Zealand as we gather round and listen to another episode of their Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh!

It's a momentous day on Drink Mountain as DWJ's loyal subjects have finally brought an offering to the Kings of Drink Mountain! That's right, it's the first ever listener donated drink on America's Favorite Podcast! Big thanks to "Trucker Tim" for his devotion to the show (and for spending $20 to ship it to us)! Unfortunately for him, if Josh and Ben don't like it, it may be off to America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Dungeon. While they decide on the drink (and Tim's fate), they ruminate on their days in radio, Josh's personal shopper business, and bust out some stone cold Braindead Trivia! Now grab your favorite lot lizard and warm up the CB, good buddy, because it's time for Drinks With Josh! And don't forget, if you'd like to suggest/donate drinks to the show, hit us up on Twitter (easiest), Facebook, or email (there's a 1% chance we'll see it, but it's better than 0%!).

"Come on ride it, chai poni" That's right, the Kings of Drink Mountain have placed an order with their adoring culinary staff for a homemade beverage treat! They then assume the thrones and kick back with their beloved drinks and the American cinema classic 'Jackass 2.' I guess they also try to do a show as they discuss the truth behind book clubs, Josh's drag and wrestling names, Josh's amazing innate talent at live play-by-play commentary, and a true milestone in DWJ drink reviews. They also mix in a bit of India themed Braindead Trivia (get those betting chips ready). So grab your own cuppa tea, sit back, and enjoy this powerful episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast!

Get ready for Coronafest! The Kings of Drink Mountain return with a very special edition of the show dedicated to everyone's newest pandemic obsession: coronavirus! In doing so, the boys review a certain Mexican beer AND present the first ever Drinks With Josh Poetry Contest! No prose, please. Plus, we find out who Drink Mountain's Poet Laureate is, find Josh flying into a rage with zero provocation, and get all the details on what is sure to be the spring's biggest shindig! So while you're hunkered down in your self-imposed quarantine, why not pass the time listening to the latest episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast? We don't even have a two week wait to enter!

The Kings of Drink Mountain return with a second consecutive episode of day drinking as they travel to Korea for some Asian hooch. Josh decides that the name of the show is now forbidden, but seemingly nothing else is, especially as he performs his current tight five. No, not minutes of comedy, minutes of trying to pronounce "euphemism." Meanwhile, Ben laments his life choices as he realizes his true worth is as a translator. It's not as good as it sounds. Dueling Braindead Trivia also makes its second straight appearance and Josh asks a truly insightful, truly inspired, truly magnificent question that requires him to ask it not once, not twice, but thrice. It's THAT powerful. But is the beverage? You'll have to listen to find out. That's kind of the point, after all.

Channel your inner Dink Wartindale...or is it Wink Martindale? How about Bob Barker, as America's Favorite Podcast gets ready for America's favorite film festival (and annual local happening) by playing a plethora of games! Not only does Braindead Trivia make its normal appearance, but Josh leads us in a round of Reverse Braindead Trivia (Aivirt Daedniarb?), and Ben introduces a new national treasure: Find The Real Sundance Movie. And the boys show off their beverage expertise by pulling this off while doing some day drinking. Actually, that's unfair, it's not even late enough to be called day drinking. More like first-thing-in-the-morning-drinking. Don't worry, though, as it's all in the name of science, not alcoholism, as it culminates with yet another highly trusted review from the Kings of Drink Mountain. So take a "chance" on this special episode of Drinks With Josh, we promise you won't be "sorry."

It's The One True Religion as you've never seen it before! Mostly because you've never seen it, it's a podcast! Yet Josh is taking charge of the show and trying to fix that with a round of show and tell. You know, that audio entertainment staple. Anyway, you can find out what kind of creepy crap Josh keeps in his peanut box, as well as what kind of creepy snack he brought along. You'll also get a glimpse at his concert history, which is just as confusing as you'd expect. Meanwhile, Ben tries to get the show on track by calling out the recent "Best of Utah" results for buffoonery. This somehow devolves into a lengthy discussion of the NBA, in which Ben scars Josh for life. Ben is scarred to find an adult man who doesn't know what basic furniture is, who doesn't recognize his own grandpa's name, and whose recollection of "Dumbo" is frightening at best. Also, mark the date, as the boys bust out a record-setting shortest Braindead Trivia ever! And yeah, they eventually get around to the drink. Eventually.

Christmas has come again and has brought another holiday episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast. As a special present to our devoted fans, we give you not one, but two of the world's most trusted beverage reviews (as determined by no authority whatsoever). The Kings of Drink Mountain have brought other gifts as well, including Braindead Trivia, a horrible people holiday call out, Menorahs vs. jail bars, and the most blasphemous retelling of the story of Christmas ever conceived! There's also an appearance by Josh's hero Albert Belle (in 6 inch tall plastic form, but still). What's that? You aren't Christian and don't celebrate Christmas? That's ok, as the 6th annual Christmas edition of "The One True Religion" will be your guiding light!

All kneel! The Kings of Drink Mountain have arrived with a new beverage to review! Yet all Josh wants to discuss is the king of darkness. Ben allows it, but only because Josh has also regained another title that hasn't been seen in a while. Perhaps the boys made a deal with the devil too, as this is one of the most quotable episodes of the show. From the usefulness of the ubiquity of a certain cartoon mouse to how Josh always "wins" Braindead Trivia to why one should have said a male body part, there's a quote for nearly everything. Get ready to join the zeitgeist and keep up at the water cooler as everyone will be dropping knowledge from this episode of America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast: Drinks With Josh.

Call up Cousin Balki cuz we're off to Greece to try a selection of their finest hooch! Yes, the amazing Gregg from Gregg's Guide to New Music joins us for a very special crossover episode. What's so special about it? Well, first of all he brought us 6 different beverages to try straight from his trip to Greece. Second, we have a guest! See Mom? We told you we had friends! Last, it's another of our infamous 2 hour long, booze heavy, unedited-because-we-don't-have-time-to-waste-trying-to-fix-this November episode! Plus, it's a Brain(dead) battle royale as Josh faces Gregg in our beloved trivia game. It's all so special. So get excited as we sample Greece's finest in the forms of Metaxa, Ouzo, Tentoura, Mastiha, Tsipouro, and...Orange Soda...on this mega-episode of Drinks With Josh (and Gregg)!

Drinks With Josh is not just America, New Zealand, and Greenland's Favorite Podcast, but now The One True Religion! Join us in the pulpit as we deliver one of our most offensive episodes yet! The boys discuss a special edition of a soft drink superstar and help you determine that perfect pairing for a memorable meal. Speaking of memorable, you'll always remember the finely-crafted crudeness of this episode. Especially if you're a redhead. It all culminates in what is very likely the most offensive joke in the history of the show. Arguably just in history period. It's that old school horrifying DWJ you crave, all set and ready for your ear holes. Get it!

You already know Drinks With Josh is America's Favorite Podcast, but now it's time to prove it...by making us Utah's Best Podcast! We beg for your "Best of Utah" votes while testing out a local Utah beer from our beloved Twitter friends at Uinta Brewing in this special edition of the show.

America's Favorite Podcast returns with a "family friendly" episode all about everyone's podcast host best friend, Ben. Ben is not convinced that this is a good idea, but decides to play along. Meanwhile, Josh is taking very detailed notes on Ben's answers to credit card security, I mean, biographical questions. The Kings of Drink Mountain also are sure to ascend the throne in order to dispatch yet another royal judgement, this time on a beer in a great bottle, but...when did Utica, NY move to Mississippi? The boys also discuss their similarities and differences with Top Gun, make and lose an amazing new friend, and treat you to the Beastie Boys doing a Julia Child impression. Plus, Braindead Trivia returns with yet another round of heavy thinking. Oh! And the minor detail of the show realizing they are "The One True Religion." I probably should have mentioned that. So get your ears ready for an episode Ben calls "the worst episode we've ever done" and get to listening to Drinks With Josh!

With the public in a panic and evil drink overlords running amok, the Kings of Drink Mountain have finally returned from their self-imposed exile! America, Greenland, and New Zealand's Favorite Podcast is back and checking out a summery beverage from a neighboring mountain state. In between congratulatory phone calls from infamous porn stars, the boys discuss handsy ticks, Utah beer laws, poopy petroglyphs, and Josh wonders if he can really do a certain two activities at the same time. Plus, some Braindead Trivia that will have you running for the spell check and an extremely meaningful Who Would Drink This? Then just for fun, the boys bust out their sports expertise with the most unique and informative rugby World Cup analysis you can find. The boys also use the occasion to put terrible people and companies in their place with the Comeback Callout. It's all there in the big celebratory post-hiatus good times known as the newest episode of Drinks With Josh!