Rafe Hates Caleb

to throw everyone for a loop, rafe starts the show by complaining. and she’s been in a really weird, dark mood. this of course makes caleb think about a college humor skit. caleb and rafe recap their st. patrick’s day celebrations, and caleb took the whole night before to drink hard. then rafe gets WAY The post Canning Your Emotions appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

welcome to the show, everyone! rafe and caleb start the show out by talking to each other. no foolies. caleb’s watching a new old show, his cats are assholes, and rafe refuses to waste her health and beauty supplies. caleb refuses to waste food stuff, which opens the doors to a horrible conspiracy about soy The post The Soy Sauce Conspiracy appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

caleb got a new thing and rafe starts panicking enough for both of them. and then there’s the bug so caleb has to spend some quality time with himself. caleb is entertained for a little bit, then rafe keeps complaining about big businesses. caleb talks porn and rafe talks fat eating. then too much wine The post I’ll Burn My Bras in Hell! appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

killer opening with caleb being angry about work! and then the adventures of dating… a lot… like, a lot. rafe’s reminded of a ted talk about making hard choices. caleb’s social cup runneth over. his schedule will make your head spin. rafe’s definitely did. they talk a bit about parents and names and more about The post Sunday, Monday, Happy Days appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

some unhappy thoughts about animal cruelty and smelly houses and possibly women. and then, just about the most EXCITING DISCUSSION EVER about kitchen habits. and washing dishes. no, really, they spend like 30 goddamn minutes arguing about dishes. and then… pizza rolls. there’s some talk about freezers and school and how caleb continues to hate The post Dishwashing and You appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe has found yet another subreddit to follow called what could go wrong and she couldn’t be happier, but then she immediately starts complaining about #firstworldproblems. caleb calls her out on her terrible work ethics, and then rafe shares pineapple pen. and of course, valentine’s day comes up and rafe has a bit of an The post Caleb Writes a Poem appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe complains some more about school. caleb also has a story about school, which is amazing and involves a blast from the past. BUT FIRST caleb brags about his legit cooking skills. then caleb gets into youtube money-makers, specifically idubbbz, and then talks about world of warcraft like a nerd. but apparently there was a The post Uneducated Opinions on the IRA appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe tries her best to be quiet but… well, it kind of works out. caleb is SO ANGRY about everything… a date, driving, mcdonald’s, the dumpster cats… then rafe pines for food. and caleb is gross about food. omg so gross. caleb rambles on a bit about italian food, but then things get good when The post Just Throw It in Reverse appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe goes on a bit of a rant about tiny computers and tiny mobile computers. then caleb is an ass about processors. rafe does some research about how many cores you have have in a processor and you won’t believe the answer. and then they get into addiction and facebook. it’s caleb’s turn to rant The post White People Problems appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe’s hate for caleb really shines through at the beginning of the episode. there’s a quick update on the dudeOMG bunch and then talk of evil, fatty-fat-fat cats. but clean cats… and who the hell is shadoe stevens? then it’s caleb’s turn to be angry. #angry2017. and complaining about college. caleb teaches rafe how to The post Stick Around for the Goats appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe is WAY TOO LOUD when this episode starts. but then she settles the fuck down. jfc rafe get your shit together you are a MESS. then caleb forces her to carry the entire podcast for about a minute. at least she has kiss cams to make her feel better. caleb has a lot going The post Don’t Deny Me My Happiness appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

hello and welcome to another interesting episode of random things! rafe tries to explain her gut feeling to caleb and they both possibly don’t know how to live healthy lives. and kitties! more kitties. and gross stuff about kitties. rafe brags about christmas and is also back to playing wildstar. caleb also goes over his The post Dumpster Kitties appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

shitty sound quality aside, rafe brings up a lovely story about coincidence in kentucky. caleb laughs about some ridiculous hashtags and accidentally dirty names. rafe is way behind the times when it comes to transformers and also discovers the next fast and furious movie (hashtag evil dreadlocks). caleb suggests yet another movie for rafe called The post Ouch! It Hurts! appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

well folks, rafe isn’t really on her game this episode which she thinks is pretty dumb. caleb goes into great detail on a final fantasy 7 speed run that gets pretty nerdy. then caleb starts talking about pokemon go and rafe gets WAY too excited. rafe is also happy about watching foxes diving into snow The post Rafe’s Dumbness appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe found a new favorite subreddit. caleb is excited about the end of 2016 and lists his plans. rafe is in denial about her mental disorders. rafe quotes an old okcupid profile and they have some laughs. she then awkwardly complains about not understanding sexuality. they get on a tangent about sapiensexual. caleb brings up The post Melonballing appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

hold onto your facial tissues, caleb starts off the show with a depressing story. but don’t fret, rafe gets all excited about seeing the game grumps live (spoiler: it was amazing). she also gives her own opinions on chicago food and makes fun of windows 10. caleb talks food and then he and rafe debate The post The Doorknob Episode appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

the holiday spirit is alive when rafe and caleb discuss festive dildos. there’s also some complaining about final fantasy 15, and caleb has some exciting news about gaming! they discuss thanksgiving stuff and family. caleb totally nerds out about dnd and old school gaming and his cooking. speaking of old school, indiana jones! and the The post Vegan Organic Couches 101 appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

it’s a partycast with the guys from dudeOMG! they have a great start talking about sex noises and weird japanese gameshows. rafe has a new subreddit she likes, which reminds caleb about bill burr’s commentary and some false info on rob schneider. rafe is stoked for a new bill in new york to ban conversion The post I Immediately Went to Boners appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

an exciting new chapter of alan rickman has begun! but first, rafe is concerned about pranks and caleb recalls several of his own pranks when in the military. pretty hilarious. caleb talks about his week, and his powerful position, and rafe tries being a supportive friend. she complains about management. caleb has some false info The post Prank & Shake appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe and caleb talk a bit about politics (rafe brings up gary johnson joking about pot), then they both recap their weekends. rafe gushes a bit about craft fairs and then gets attacked by a mosquito and caleb thinks it’s hilarous. brony makes a short appearance. caleb comes up with a poem for the mosquito. The post Ghost Team appeared first on rafe hates caleb.