Rafe Hates Caleb

QUICK HITS caleb and his apple stories, amirite? now it’s the airpods! and what’s this about the civil war movie? rafe ate bad bread! taxes suck. the word of the week is BANNOCK DEVICE. you know, the thing that measures your feet and the shoe store. caleb and fizzle will be doing a final fantasy The post Statement Pants appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS rafe is playing a new game called chook & sosig and you should buy it when it’s on sale! https://www.gog.com/en/game/chook_sosig_walk_the_plank phrase of the week is WET SOCK. caleb saw the devil movie with the scientist! and got a massage! it was weird. MOUTH IN THE HOLE. world of warcraft PLUNDERSTORM and city of The post No Meat in Those Cookies appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb is very passionate about net neutrality and what it means to have internet as a utilty. his ma is moved! and is there a vacation in the near future? hmmmmm. and bruh. there is SO much drama around the mcdonald’s ice cream machines it is BONKERS. https://getpocket.com/explore/item/they-hacked-mcdonald-s-ice-cream-machines-and-started-a-cold-war HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: The post Ice Cream Should be a Utility appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS chickfila adds antibiotics to their chicken! https://www.allrecipes.com/chick-fil-a-changes-antibiotics-policy-in-chicken-8620507 try your best to NOT use plastics. it’s for your own good. https://www.popsci.com/environment/plastic-chemicals-are-inescapable-and-theyre-messing-with-our-hormones the francis scott key bridge in baltimore fell. https://www.wbaltv.com/article/baltimore-bridge-collapse-death-toll-francis-scott-key/60319030 HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: dentist low: college class caleb’s high-low high: family time low: baltimore key bridge HOT HOT TOPICS – what is The post Sometimes I’ll Put Those in My Mouth appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS oh, no. rafe read the news. about roundup (WHICH CAUSES CANCER), owned by monsanto and bayer, kitten population explosions, and dishwasher aficionados. probably the best facebook group rafe has ever found. https://www.wired.com/story/extreme-dishwasher-loading-facebook-group https://grist.org/science/kitten-season-animal-shelter-cat-wildlife https://newrepublic.com/article/179653/roundup-cancer-monsanto-pesticides caleb is on an adventure! he’s had a pretty good week with travels. and you want instrumental? you want The post Stick it in Your Pocket appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS is something going on with the royal family, like is kate middleton okay? but more importantly, ninja sex party NEW ALBUM!!! and caleb enjoyed il pizzico, an italian restaurant. the word of the week is PETRICHOR. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: ninja sex party & ghosty low: college class caleb’s high-low high: italian The post The Royal Family appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS rafe and caleb are both concerned for the immediate future of the usa. it’s ok. everything will work out fine. the politics in america are a mess but it’ll be fine. let us know who you think is a good male rolemodel for gen z! vote to protect people’s rights!! the word of The post Twenty Years From Now appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS rafe is back and whiny as ever. alabama fucked up hardcore with their latest misstep on conception and fertilization. thank god mitch mcconnell is leaving soon so not EVERYTHING was horrible news. caleb has door issues?! but it’s not all bad news! npr wrote a pretty good article explaining how IVF works: https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2024/02/23/1233023637/ivf-alabama-frozen-embryo-personhood-abortion-supreme-court The post When One Door Opens appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb has a guest! it’s retrotainmnt, aka furybox, aka the talkative man we all want to know more about. don’t forget to follow the cutest corgi around on instagram: @16bitcorgi HIGH LOWS josh’s high-low high: presidents day low: garage clutter caleb’s high-low high: mom moving to NJ low: feeling like shit HOT HOT The post Men’s Health Edition appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS hey have you guys bought the limited’s album? NO? are you INSANE? go buy “the coffin or the suitcase” HERE: https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase you won’t regret it! the limited are amazing and we love them. also come enjoy time with rafe and ruku, as they navigate the united states together and delve into the true The post The Australian Invasion appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS ARE YOU HAPPY? take the yes/no quiz now! caleb and rafe go through theirs, and the results aren’t really surprising. https://www.cnbc.com/2024/02/01/if-you-answer-yes-to-these-questions-you-are-happier-than-most-says-longevity-researcher.html the word of the week is ELLIPSISM. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: grillout low: work work work work work caleb’s high-low high: found family low: allergy shots HOT HOT TOPICS – have The post Are You Happy? appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS vine compilations and wiggly fingers. the word of the week is LACHESISM. there’s a lot of talk about roommates and viral videos. come back in time with us! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: new doctor low: confusion at work caleb’s high-low high: pulled pork sandwiches low: adobe HOT HOT TOPICS – on a The post Wiggly Fingers appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, GARY! WE LOVE YOU. rafe is the CURSED MASTER. caleb is the fridge master! and he is also the ice cream master. the word of the week is ALTSCHMERZ! HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: lemon cupcake low: 2% milk caleb’s high-low high: new appliances low: tired & lactose issues HOT The post Making Your Own Milk appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb has so much d&d going on and rafe gotted melty windows! caleb also experienced impactful weather, AND tummy problems. and saltine crackers. the word of the week is ONISM. The frustration of being stuck in just one body, that inhabits only one place at a time. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: working The post Salty Mouth appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS rafe is excited about all things twitch – year three in stardew, finishing darkside detective, and meeting new people! she also got a PIANO. and a tablet! caleb works on restaurant portion control and lives dangerously. he’s been watching movies with the scientist. they both enjoyed bullet train. also watched deadpool and lady The post False Scarcity appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS buy the limited’s album NOW (not a sponsor)! https://thelimitedmusic.bandcamp.com/album/the-coffin-or-the-suitcase rafe is a couple days into keto and BIG ANGY. caleb is on an allergy trip and he is also kinda angy. new year’s eve was great, the movie was okee, and we hope everyone is doing their best so far in 2024. HIGH The post It’s Our Year to be Angry appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS sometimes the sliding screen door just comes of its track and you have to be prepared to deal with it. hey amazon is going to charge for ad-free streaming. cancel your amazon prime! also the buddies talk about christmas. word of the week is CHRYSALISM: the tranquility of being indoors during a thunderstorm. The post Cancel Your Amazon Prime appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb is very excited about shaking spears watching “as you like it,” but not too excited about food management when going out. caleb got his nut allergy results! rafe is upset about the vin diesel alleged sexual assault? word of the week is HURKLE-DURKLE. HIGH LOWS rafe’s high-low high: sicky but wfh low: The post Not Allergic to Semen appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS caleb baked so many cookies! rafe wants YOU to make your own cookies. because snacks are getting worse. you can do better. https://www.businessinsider.com/inflation-high-prices-costs-making-food-snacks-sodas-worse-quality-2023-12 caleb considers making the dickens out of some punch. and he’s having some issues with his nuts. also lapcorp waiting room. and caleb cannot relax!! what’s going on with international The post Flavorflation appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

QUICK HITS rafe read the news! links are below. caleb had a great week, filled with many fun things, and also food. bungie scared of sony takeover: https://www.ign.com/articles/bungie-devs-say-atmosphere-is-soul-crushing-amid-layoffs-cuts-and-fear-of-total-sony-takeover 23 & me data stolen: https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2023/12/hackers-stole-ancestry-data-of-6-9-million-users-23andme-finally-confirmed/ good, fuck off, mccarthy: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2023/12/06/kevin-mccarthy-retire/ taco bell double decker taco is BACK: https://www.aol.com/taco-bell-revives-menu-item-170748296.html VISIT /r/mewborn NOW OMG CUTEST KITTENS. HIGH LOWS The post We’re All Walking Hellmouths appeared first on rafe hates caleb.