Rafe Hates Caleb

it’s the first annual rafe hates caleb SPOOKTACULAR!! oooOOOOoooohhh!!!! very exciting things in this episode. FIRST, there’s a drinking game. feel free to play along. drink whenever someone says halloween, rafe is dumb, rafe says she hates caleb, or anytime they say SPOOKTACULAR. apparently when rafe drinks, she says “like” a lot. like, a lot. The post Spooktacular 2014 appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

we tallied how many times rafe says solid. can you guess how many times? rafe admits she would spend more money (NO WAY). caleb goes through his insane schedule but that’s irrelevant now because this was originally recorded in july. sorry, caleb stalkers. although we DO know rafe has picked where caleb will live for The post All I Can Say appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

episode seven didn’t turn out very upbeat, mostly due to the depressing sam rockwell movie. caleb chastises rafe for being an uncompromising asshole when it comes to children, namely a six year old girl. they talk about books made into movies (mostly how disappointing they can be) and caleb goes on a tangent with some The post Rafe Hates Rafe appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe goes on a date with a guy who basically only eats cheese and starches, kind of like the cheesy potatoes woman on freaky eaters. caleb and rafe read god hates astronauts (STAR BEARS) and superman: secret identity. beastie boys and other music are mentioned and those aren’t even part of the three weekly songs. The post Dashboard Cumfessional appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

FIVE ALIVE. omg do you remember that juice? so good. lots of strife in the fifth episode. rafe has too many t-shirts, rafe struggles with reading, both caleb and rafe struggle with the x-men movie timeline after watching days of future past (and they may not know the correct order of things so please feel The post Dates of Future Past appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

nice, the tetra-sode. the quadri-cast. the fourth one. rafe and caleb start by talking about the weather. no, not fucking joking. but it gets a little better after that. caleb fat dances, rafe admits she’s a horrible date, hates exercising, and other negative things. BUT YOU KNOW CALEB IS PERFECT OF COURSE. “dees guys.” they The post A Lot of First Dates appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

let’s talk about online beaus and their sexy summer bods. let’s talk about rafe spending an exorbitant amount of money to get a date with an actor (and also to support DRAGON WARRIORS even more). let’s talk about sex, baby. let’s talk about you and me. let’s talk about all the good things and the The post Rafe Buys a Date appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

hey look, it’s the second one. rafe went a little nuts on kickstarter (backing three bands and a video game) and tries doing a bill cosby impression. caleb quotes the best speech ever from independence day and does his awesome michael caine impression. we discuss drinking too much and get a little serious with discrimination The post Cake and Blowjobs appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

welcome to the first ever episode of our podcast. like most first things, it’s kind of awkward. the sound quality is wonky because rafe is overpowering in all things and caleb forgot to accommodate. also internet connection. what’s this episode about? we review our first sam rockwell movie (glory daze), list our top three songs The post Here Goes Nothing appeared first on rafe hates caleb.