Rafe Hates Caleb

rafe has big life news! she has to deliver a belt. caleb talks grad school and trying to get a job. he saw birdman! no spoilers, promise. community, too. no spoilers? rafe is happy and doesn’t know what to do with herself. caleb is trying to be a better person and not such a homewrecker. The post Movie Moving Drama appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe complains about hunting for an apartment and caleb and rafe catch up on other happenings. they talk about rollercoasters and painkillers and skinny arms. st. patrick’s day happened, too. a lot of life stuff happened. caleb introduces rafe to poutine which btw she will totally make when she has the time. rafe complains about The post Rafe Gets a Life Coach appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

as the title says, brony hates rafe… well, certain things about rafe. so mean. caleb makes everything better by being nathan explosion again. and he tries to get rafe to move to maryland. rafe recaps the latest work week, and caleb complains about himself talking. caleb goes a bit to a dark place when discussing The post Brony Hates Rafe appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

well, rafe is fat and trying to do something about it. caleb is kind of supportive about it. he’s not having a good time, though, because of college. and his wrist. they talk injuries again, this time about cutting – hooray! caleb updates us on his applications and living plans for the future. he also The post Battle Stag! appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe has anxiety issues and caleb tries to make her feel okay about it. rafe says “like” a million times. caleb likes friends and rafe doesn’t. rafe talks work and lasik (aka complains). caleb tries to solve all rafe’s work problems. caleb talks, too, about being cold in his basement. that’s about it… JUST KIDDING The post Caleb’s Wrist Came Off appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

caleb interrupts rafe about a million times in this episode because what he wants to say is more interesting. that’s brutal. also caleb is nathan explosion. and christopher walken. caleb’s still on drugs because he actually had his wrist surgery. pretty funny antics when caleb’s on morphine. rafe is biased against certain car makes. snow The post Whatever Happened to MC Skat Kat? appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

wow, rafe really struggles through figuring out a movie character. best awkward start ever. caleb is on drugs. super mellow caleb. he relives his days with doctors regarding his brokenness. caleb gets an award (maybe) and still has a chance to go to college in stl (maybe). rafe wants to write a song. caleb gets The post Robotic Wrist Implants appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

the most important thing to take away from this episode is caleb is not an english teacher. oh, and rafe is cool with having a boyfriend now. caleb is a mood-killer, too. let’s just blame everything bad on caleb. he’s an emotionally compromised teenage girl. they contemplate retired crime fighters which is totally depressing and The post Intellectual Property Rights appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe spends WAY too much time figuring out a song. there are a lot of awkward pauses in this episode. rafe and caleb talk toilets and sad anniversaries. and anal, of course. rafe complains about house hunting and caleb gives rafe shit about everything. caleb’s back in class and rafe is actually interested. also burrito The post Anal Hand Holding appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe and caleb fantasize how a girl scout war would end and rafe gives a brony update. both of them catch up on their weeks and rafe has a fan!!! they have so much in common. rafe demands emails (seriously you should email her. she needs to know you care). caleb grosses out rafe with The post We Should Have Done Drugs appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

caleb’s living in a crappy episode of supernatural involving cats and chocolate frosting. so much fat logic. rafe talks about her progression with the brony and caleb learns a new word, and caleb talks about the progression of… nothing… because his life is awful. caleb is awful at using his smartphone as a smartphone. he’s The post Rafe Hates Happiness appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe’s love life starts off this grand episode that’s filled with laughs. seriously, rafe and caleb laugh a lot at their own jokes. dicks come up a LOT. caleb comes up with a new app that will revolutionize the selfie. caleb reflects on his future and rafe worries about herself. caleb has an interesting experience The post The Best Selfie appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

rafe is very hungry. they talk about dicks for a bit. rafe tries to sing a song from homestarrunner. caleb’s taking a film class and wow, he’s awkward. he has no social skills. cord from dudeOMG asked how rafe can dislike people and being touched, but really wants kids. caleb decides the best way to The post Hunger Pains appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

caleb starts off with a horrible parody using an annoying song and it all goes downhill from there. rafe meets a new guy on okcupid who is a friend, really just a friend. both caleb and rafe go through their new year’s adventures. caleb goes through his favorite TV shows and the replacements that filled The post Freaky Friday appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

WE HAVE A GUEST. it’s billy (but not billy from dudeOMG)! caleb has to sit uncomfortably close to billy as they share a mic. rafe talks about lasik eye surgery and caleb adds his input to his own experience. caleb recaps his holiday week with his family and his drunk tweets. then billy and caleb The post Billy But Not That Billy appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

the pope tries to be nice and it blows up in his face, which prompts caleb to think about what makes someone a good parent. he arrogance displays itself with full force! rafe finds out what boxing day actually is. spoilers: it’s not as cool as she wanted it to be. rafe also brings up The post The Reign of the Mad Scotsman appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

this one goes out to all the ladiiieeessss and that means rafe and caleb did this FOR JOSH. rafe and caleb do their best to dedicate an episode but they get distracted by their own selfish thoughts, like reading web comics and blowing guys. caleb watched a lot of movies, specifically interstellar (spoilers), and they The post The Adventures of Baron von Furybox appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

SO ANGRY. most of this episode is about rafe and caleb hating everything, including the sam rockwell movie. they list things they’d rather do than watch the sitter again (spoiler: there are a lot of things). rafe tries some levity by reading craigslist personals (hashtag sasquatch) and caleb tells his own horrific tale regarding craigslist. The post Speak My Point of View appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

oh god, this episode is so goddamn depressing. a sad sam rockwell movie (the green mile) and songs that make them cry. BUT before all that sadness, rafe talks about about okcupid and caleb gets cheeky about his sensitivity. rafe has decided not to diet or exercise at all, ever again. she and caleb both The post Pouring Tea For Two appeared first on rafe hates caleb.

this episode starts off with rafe complaining about kickstarter, specifically the “potato salad guy” but caleb one-ups rafe by telling how no one can pronounce his name when taking role. and then they joke about isis and death in urban areas (not cool, guys. not cool). but they recover by discussing multiple penises on crowley The post All I Can Do appeared first on rafe hates caleb.