The Clockwork Cabaret

If you could read our mind, you'd probably be traumatized for life. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 02.05.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Lady Attercop has returned from her convalescence and it's back to work. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 01.29.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Emmett is left to their own devices in the studio while Lady Attercop is out with a cold. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 01.22.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

This show is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual show, you would have been entertained. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 01.15.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

“I'm sick of following my dreams, man. I'm just going to ask where they're going and hook up with ’em later." - Mitch Hedberg WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 01.08.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Lady Attercop stays up until midnight to see the new year in. Emmett stays up to make sure the old year leaves. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 01.01.23. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Thank you, Father Christmas. You got us just what we wanted most: the gift of not being eaten by a bear. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 12.25.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

"Homecomer, hitcher, phantom rider, White lady wants what’s been denied her, Gather-grim knows what you fear the most, But best keep away from the crossroads ghost." - Seanan McGuire WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 12.18.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

“Now and then it’s good to pause in our pursuit of happiness and just be happy.” - Guillaume Apollinaire WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 12.11.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Good morning, how are you? I'm Dr. Worm. I'm interested in things. I'm not a real doctor but I am a real worm. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 12.04.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

“I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.” —Erma Bombeck WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 11.27.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Middle age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. - Ogden Nash WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 11.20.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

When I read about the evils of drinking I gave up reading. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 11.13.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

It's not the voting that's democracy; it's the counting. - Tom Stoppard WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 11.06.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

I have never met a vampire personally, but I don't know what might happen tomorrow. - Bela Lugosi WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.30.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Storms draw something out of us that calm seas don't. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.23.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Magic may be the only honest profession. A magician promises to deceive you and then they do. WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.16.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

Don't blame a clown for acting like a clown. Ask yourself why you keep going to the circus.  WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.09.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

I was never lost in the woods in my whole life, though once I was confused for three days. - Daniel Boone WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 10.02.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!

"I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions of years before I was born and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience." - Mark Twain WARNING! This show is for adults. We drink cocktails, have potty mouths and, at least, one of us was raised by wolves. The Clockwork Cabaret is a production of Agony Aunt Studios. Featuring that darling DJ Duo, Lady Attercop and Emmett Davenport. Our theme music is made especially for us by Kyle O'Door. This episode aired on Mad Wasp Radio, 09.25.22. New episodes air on Mad Wasp Radio on Sundays @ 7am EST/12pm GMT! Listen at www.madwaspradio.com or via TuneIn radio app!