Ear Goggles With Jeremy Aaron And Stacy

Radio professional Brian Calvert reluctantly stays for number two to discuss airplane rides, breastfeeding puppies, getting schooled by Samuel L. Jackson and awful television. Hold onto your stupid hat and put something weird in your mouth, weirdo.

In this episode, Brian Calvert fills in for Aaron as we review the latest and greatest Northwest Beer Night innuendo and revisit the best story ever told! Plus Stacy "successfully" drives while barfing - again. Happy Valentine's Day!    

Within this episode is THE BEST STORY EVER TOLD. It's really great. It's pretty good. Well, Stacy liked it. Plus voicemail! Byeeee!

  Thunder from Stack of Dimesstops by to be entertaining while we struggle with technical issues, then stays to talk about colleagues with boobs, the Seahawks and fast food. Plus, one of our favorite listeners calls to make us hungry for pizza and praise all Aaron's white activities. Eat fresh!  

Jeremy vomits himself hoarse at the thought of a roller coaster vacation, Aaron has a nervous breakdown on a ski weekend, and Stacy recalls her trip to the fair that ended with medics. But we got new shirts!

  It's our last show before the big game, so of course we talk about halftime entertainment like the boob that shut down America. Then there's still time to discuss Jesus, therapy, Jeremy's sad birthday and why marching bands are still a thing. We have SO MUCH baking to do.  

David Byrne is a Scottish-born American musician who was the founding member, principal songwriter, and lead singer and guitarist of the legendary band "Talking Heads." However, he was NOT in the movie "The People Under the Stairs" as Jeremy believed for almost 2 decades. It turns out that guy was Everett McGill which, Jeremy only discovered last night after we discussed plans for the 3rd season of the Ear Goggles Podcast. Call your friends and let them know we're almost back and it won't be any better because you waited!

We end the 2nd season in true 2016 fashion with a disappointing screw. Got any Neosporin? During the break, we're gonna drive the rented Batmobile to Vegas for a robot sex convention! Or hide until the sun comes back. See you in the spring, dummies!

There's nothing on TV but that just means more time for Star Wars! Then we talk to Tom Arnold who's way more chatty than Jerry Lewis and shares how he got Donald Trump's elusive tax returns. Hey Santa, all we want for Christmas is a Death Star house, world peace, and a sweet drum set.

Stacy wakes up during a colonoscopy and Jeremy's daughter joins a gang. Plus, Rudolph is still not gay. Let's stop at the drugstore, I need some Vaseline and a taser.

OH NO. We take one little hiatus because Jeremy broke his bone and the whole country goes to hell. This is worse than that time I had to whack it with the wrong hand.

Stacy loves tacos, Westworld and especially Obama, and Jeremy prefers his dinner in a vat now. Listen Chad, I'm turned on and covered in meat sprinkles...call me after you vote for Hillary!

Aaron can yell all he wants now, Stacy runs out of her hippie potion, and aliens are real. Plus we talk to a founder of the new Evergrey project and almost win a contest. Grab the magic oil, we're goin' to Mississippi!

Jeremy's house is broken, Aaron doesn't plan ahead, and Stacy has a confession. Hey, do you think this giant box will fit in my Hyundai? Help me.

Stacy rocks out with Trouble and hardly anything bad happens! Mostly. Plus Aaron is in DC, and it turns out broken dicks are a real thing which reminds us Trump is awful. See you at the voting booth on some day in November!

No one loves Stacy so she dances it out with a bunch of hippie strangers then Aaron flunks a quiz and gets irrationally angry. Look what I can do!

If only Donald Trump had listened when Sterling Archer tried to warn him about his choice of words back in 2005.

We consult an expert about a bizarre humming noise and ponder other mysteries like whatever happened to Tony, why's Meatloaf in the attic, and what sort of monster hates donuts. Hey, anybody got a quarter for the lube machine?

Aaron meets a brown trout in the forest, Stacy gets high in the morning, and Jeremy hopes there'll be plenty of pop-tarts when the sexbots take over. This episode is like Three's Company in your mouth!

Dammit! Jeremy is a podcaster not a bicycle wizard. And Aaron might have AIDS but we don't care that much. Plus bus barf! We're back like a clumsy puppy in a roomful of stairs. 'Allo?