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COME AND SLAM AND WELCOME TO THE JAM AND BY JAM I MEAN ENHANCED BRAND AWARENESS OF A WIDE VARIETY OF WARNERMEDIA PRODUCTS. 5:16 Commuting made possible by viewers like you! 9:15 Monster Hunter: Legends of The Guild 11:23 Game Difficulty in Game Journalism 20:12 Dark Souls 28:31 What Speedrunning does to your brain 31:52 4 out of 5 doctors recommend Tales of Symphonia 36:26 Rocky's Youngest Brother Always Got The Worst of RPGs 38:55 Tegan got some new gear! 55:33 Shining Nikki is Hunting Tegan 57:55 Is it a loop? Or a circle? 1:01:28 What IS the truth of the Zelda Timeline? 1:17:24 Brian's started Skyward Sword HD 1:21:22 Played thru A Link To The Past Again 1:29:18 Brian is a Halo nerd 1:35:46 What if it ends up like Mass Effect? 1:41:16 What's the deal with Bioware? 1:49:10 Dark Nights With Poe and Munro 1:52:13 Brian loses his shit over Space Jam 2:12:10 Looks like things are getting more serious for Netflix and games 2:21:36 Stadia is updating how they’re paying game devs 2:37:57 Ubisoft has a sexpest prob

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Rocky and Brian pick through the wastelands of E3 demos for your amusement. Tegan remains on assignment but will return from the war soon. 2:14 Alekon 3:42 Clawfish 5:02 Coromon 11:53 Deep Night Detective 16:06 Dodgeball Academia 18:22 Kraken Academy!! 20:17 Lifeslide 21:39 Mohism: Battle of Words 24:17 NEO: The World Ends With You 30:43 Norco 36:24 Smutty Scrolls 38:26 Shin Megami Tensei IV: Apocalypse 41:16 Terra Nil 42:11 Tracks of Thought 43:22 Unpacking 46:51 Unsighted 48:04 Venice 2089 50:55 Ys IX: Monstrum Nox 52:34 Dark Deity 57:49 Sex With The Devil 1:05:04 Larcenauts 1:09:24 Metamorphosis 1:10:40 Paint The Town Red 1:13:13 Wunderling 1:16:23 Miscellaneous: A Tiny Tale 1:18:33 A Juggler's Tale 1:20:44 Beasts of Maravilla Island 1:23:58 Blueberry 1:26:34 Lake 1:31:39 Minute of Islands 1:33:41 Arietta of Spirits 1:35:36 Sable 1:39:30 Unmetal 1:42:32 Doki Doki Ragnarok 1:47:02 Unmaze 1:50:52 Demon Turf 1:53:37 BROK The InvestiGator 1:56:15 Chicory: A Colorful Tale

Brian is flat out tired tonight and so he doesn't have it in him to write a clever description. Good thing Patrick Traynor from Sega Saturn, Shiro! stopped by to carry his silly ass through the most recent episode. Also one time a burglar left behind my Ouya. Really.   3:30 Xenocrisis on the Saturn 6:34 Evercade 8:55 Patrick Makes Fightsticks 10:10 Fonzie & Watermelon Games 14:01 Unholy Knight: The Darkness Hunter 15:57 Casio Loopy 17:56 Artificial Metroid Scarcity 35:17 Plumbers Don't Wear Ties 36:12 Iorn Mayden 39:14 Game Collecting 1:01:48 Tommy Tallarico & Doug Tennapel 1:26:48 An Aural History of the Ouya 1:30:40 Fan Translations 1:42:08 Snatcher/Policenauts 1:47:53 Record of Lodoss War : Deep in Wonder Labyrinth

It's all the marbles. It's Nintendo and the theories. It's Microsoft and the fancy car game. It's putting the fun back in Non-Fungible. Come with us as we play the magical game 'Can you spot Doug TenNapel?' 9:46 Xbox + Bethesda Showcase 59:59 Square Enix 1:19:33 Mother Direct 1:25:43 PC Gaming Show 1:50:24 Verizon 2:07:36 Mythical Games 2:14:54 Indie Games Showcase 2:21:34 Freedom Games Showcase 2:34:26 LRG3 2:46:55 Capcom 2:57:05 Razer 3:02:33 Nintendo 3:57:35 Bandai Namco 4:01:03 Yooreka

Rocky, Tegan and Brian sit down to hash out the first half of the presentations from E3. Hopefully someone will high-five Randy Pitchford and turn off the Geeked Week siren. 1:33 E3, For The Uninitiated 5:04 Playdate Presentation 26:48 Summer Game Fest Kickoff 1:11:24 Day of The Devs 1:29:51 Netflix: Geeked Week 1:41:07 Tribeca Games Showcase 1:46:55 Koch Primetime 1:56:19 Guerrilla Collective Pt. 2 2:28:42 Wholesome Direct 2:52:28 Ubisoft Forward 3:12:46 Devolver Digital 3:33:06 Future of Play 3:50:48 Gearbox 3:55:37 UploadVR

Our rotating chair streak continues with a visit from the sweating Joe Spiro! Joe plays rock climbing, the ultimate video game. Rocky goes deeper and deeper in Fallums. Tegan built a new computer. Brian is trying to conceal a murder on a cruise ship. Also E3 IS NIGH. 4:27 The Sweatiest Man In New York 7:59 Rock Climbing 13:21 Undertale 23:03 Fallumns 29:12 Temtem Clear! 32:31 Palworld Trailer 39:03 PrE3 46:46 Hopes, Expectations, Fears 1:18:58 Tegan Got A New Computer 1:29:02 Miitopia 1:31:35 Abo Kashem 1:41:26 The Wild At Heart 1:46:36 DC Superhero Girls: Teen Power 1:50:06 Anyone Could Be Struck By Lightning At Any Time 1:53:59 Overboard 1:59:56 Call To Action 2:02:57 Quantic Dream had a very bad time in court 2:10:33 We love a tone deaf challenge in gaming. 2:17:12 Earthbound development files recovered by VGHF 2:25:45 Capcom May Have Been Ripping Off This Lady For Years 2:31:35 Square Enix has parted ways with Yuji Naka 2:43:17 Playstation has finally claimed Evo for its own 2:53:25 Activision loves hirin

Pearl clutching has given Tegan the vapors. Our wholesome kid brother Big Sach stops by. He's got a MISTer and some JRPGs. Ubisoft doesn't do politics. They swear. 1:15 Sach gets back into Mass Effect 4:24 Sach is in on FFXIV & Other RPGs 14:30 Back to the MiSTer 22:50 REVIII 28:11  Knockout City Is Pretty Cool 33:06 New Nintendo Switch 44:39 Temtem 55:55 The Social Responsibility of Game AI 58:49 Horizon Zero Dawn: Forbidden West Presentation 1:12:40 Miitopia is really funny 1:22:11 Genshin 1.6 Update 1:33:24 The Forbidden Gen X Knowledge 1:46:56 Aerial Knight's Never Yield 1:49:10 Loop Hero 1:53:02 The Longest Road On Earth 1:58:30 That Which Faith Demands 2:01:56 Before Your Eyes 2:05:28 Huntdown 2:09:51 Carve Snowboarding 2:12:48 Fallen Of The Round 2:18:33 Huniepop 2: Double Date 2:22:17 Fallumns 2:23:49 Gucci Garden 2:27:59 Evelyn 2:33:34 Call To Action 2:33:58 IGN management claims removal of post was not corporate interference 2:40:48 Cyberpunk 2077 has a new Director now! 2:46:53 Ubisoft is ridic

Brian asks a question about what EA and Activision are capable of. Rocky and the visiting Stu Templeton have an answer for him. Stu has questions about something that happened in Firewatch and Rocky and Brian have answers for him. Tegan will have questions about this episode. We have no answers for her. 3:27 Adventures In Gunlancing 13:16 Day 1 Ultimate Prog 25:04 Unbeatable Tracks Are Within Reach 28:03 Guilty Gear Strive Beta/ Red Bull Kumite 33:07 Knockout City 35:06 Z-Race 40:30 Shopping Trip In Eklan Tor 43:34 Problems with Early Access in VR 49:10 Valheim 52:52 Z80 vs. 6502 54:42 It's Weird That Roblox Wasn't A Bigger Deal 1:01:32 Roblox doesn't provide games, they're called experiences 1:05:07 Climb The Giant Man 1:11:16 Burger Bistro Story 1:13:56 Just Die Already 1:18:19 SpaceGulls 1:22:25 Böbl 1:22:59 Glamorous Zombie Flakes 1:28:33 Carly & The Reaperman 1:33:52 Demeo 1:42:22 Puzzle Bobble VR 1:45:56 Vanishing Grace 1:58:06 Call To Action 1:58:47 Devolver Digital IPO Incoming 2:13:17 WB Games to

I honestly can't even remember how we got to Garfield but we stayed there for a time and it was good. Rocky's had enough of NBC Universal's shenanigans. Brazil is making great games and Village is like 20% Tall Mommy. 3:10 Resident Evil: Village 16:01 NBCU Copyright strikes 19:11 Tegan's desire to be VTuber grows with each passing day 21:35 Pascal's Wager 33:04 A Zoom Marriage! 44:35 Tegan is opposed to change 48:56 Sonic Omens: Episodes 1-4 54:29 Flowstone Saga 1:00:24 Lifelike 1:03:40 Born Of Bread 1:09:18 FFXIV FanFest 1:19:41 Waiting for the H-Game Renaissance 1:22:41 Cloud Meadow 1:28:48 Kaze & The Wild Masks 1:35:42 Knights of San Francisco 1:41:22 Brazilian Indie Games (BIG) Festival 1:51:21 Call To Action 1:53:32 Knives Out At Your Local Target! 2:00:48 Apple v. Epic 2:27:49 Stadia? They're Still Around?

Brian sits down with developer Kimmo Lahtinen to discuss his latest game Day Repeat Day, the handprint of the author, the perils of indie development and the wondrous Victor Spumante. 2:35 Day Repeat Day 29:50 The Impact of Games Journalism 38:10 Developer Experience w/ Nintendo 57:28 Obvious Steam Scams 1:02:10 Victor Spumante 1:06:18 Localization 1:14:13 Kimmo's All-Time Top 10 Videogames 1:21:37 Kimmo Digs Bollywood 1:25:49 AppleTV & tvOS 1:28:12 The Handprint of The Author 1:33:14 What's Next in Development

Tegan comes for Bloodborne and I am not the person who came for Bloodborne and I am sorry about what Tegan said about Bloodborne. Rocky got eaten and Activision might as well be called CODtivision now. 5:26 The Worst Videogame Tegan Played This Week 8:41 NiER Replicant 10:58 Genshin 1.5 Update 35:03 Astral Ascent 38:13 Unbeatable: Arcade Mix 42:47 Tender: Creature Comforts 1:00:16 Hix 1:02:48 Dicey Elementalist 1:06:12 Pew Pew Live 1:08:45 Under: Depths of Fear 1:12:50 Max Reload and the Nether Blasters 1:16:52 It's time to go on a date 1:26:32 Brian's Favorite Thing 1:30:01 SEGA's Getting Into NFTs 1:36:04 Riot to record voice data to make Valorant less toxic 1:41:55 Activision Blizzard CEO cut his salary 1:48:02 All nine internal development studios at Activision work on CoD 1:52:50 Meme stocks are making GameStop real money. 1:58:16 Esports Certification Institute Joins The Fray 2:22:58 Microsoft reducing cut on its store from 30% to 12%

The gang plays a game that screws with their heads a bit. Tegan insists that the choices are easy. Oculus did the gaming showcase thing. Hearthstone is toxic. The PS3 is allowed to live for a while. THE VITA WILL NEVER DIE. 2:42 Day Repeat Day 16:58 Tales of Arise Looks Great Actually 20:41 Great Ace Attorney 31:22 Genshin 32:54 Spiritfarer Lily Update 34:14 NiER Replicant 38:21 Oculus Gaming Showcase 51:36 Turnip Boy Commits Tax Fraud 1:00:46 Sea of Solitude: Director's Cut 1:07:02 Tender: Creature Comforts 1:29:40 Roblox 1:48:00 Mortal Kombat 1:57:02 Sony says the PS3 & PSVita Stores Can Stay… For Now 1:59:35 Hearthstone is a toxic space for women and fails at representation 2:06:32 Overwatch Director Jeff Kaplan has left Blizzard 2:09:17 Marc Merrill, co-founder of Riot, is a piece of shit. This surprises no one. 2:13:09 GameStop CEO George Sherman is leaving with so much money 2:15:04 The Olympics Are Cozying Up With Video Games

Nintendo tried to get us to buy some indies. Capcom has seemingly sold us Resident Evil. Kickstarter is out here winning hearts and minds. Sony's consoles are time bombs designed to eventually not play games. Durians can be expensive. 0:50 The Real Keyboard Update 15:49 Two Eyes 34:41 Spirit Swap: LoFi Beats To Cast Spells To Demo 38:26 Unbeatable: Arcade Mix 41:00 Resident Evil: Village Demo 53:51 Resident Evil Presentation 1:05:15 Nintendo Indie Direct 1:23:20 He Means Day Repeat Day 1:37:43 The Longing 1:46:05 Rain On Your Parade 1:50:23 Blaseball 1:53:09 Where Cards Fall 1:56:14 The Grand Vizier Durian 2:07:10 Call To Action 2:07:48 7667.816419 Patreon Shoutouts 2:11:19 Global Web Index Gaming Playbook 2:23:28 Suddenly there are PS3 games that can no longer be patched. 2:27:51 The FCC made its own speed testing app 2:39:36 IT’S NOT TIME TO PLAY GAMES BECAUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS 2:51:40 What Came Out On Steam Today

Balan Wonderworld is a box of lies and falsehoods wrapped in SHAME AND DOUBT. Together BnB is the kind of thing you daydream about if you use 4Chan. Brian should play Pac-Man 99. Tegan will never play Cozy Grove.  1:07 Pac-Man 99 11:23 Fae Tactics 18:50 Rhythm Doctor 26:47 Tegan's Keyboard Update 30:31 Tegan's Getting Her PoOT back 36:29 Balan Wonderworld 57:05 Alba 1:02:16 Simon's Cat: Story Time 1:06:35 Say "No!" More 1:11:17 Cozy Grove 1:15:31 Book of Myths 1:17:57 Lungo 1:21:46 The Legend of The Casio Loopy 1:31:37 Together BnB 1:35:12 New RE Village Footage 1:46:24 Rachel “Valkyrae” Hofstetter just became a co-owner of an eSports Team 1:48:35 Blue Box Has Been Repeatedly Mistaken For Kojima 2:02:43 PlayStation is actually working on something to counter GamePass 2:16:50 Sony to remake niche, obscure video game The Last of Us a second time 2:24:59 E3 Is Going Digital About A Year Too Late 2:38:26 Nintendo says they’re going to focus on more original IP

3:23 New Cartwright Dropped 8:07 Dandara continues to be cool 10:07 Monster Hunter: Rise Even Higher 17:44 Rocky vs. Terminal Relativity 25:20 No PoOT for Tegan 28:04 Moar Genshin! 32:52 New Among Us Map 36:46 Tegan has joined House Pfizer 38:32 Niantic teasing AR device 43:28 Lady Dimistrescu 51:47 Hearthstone 55:17 World of Demons 58:21 Fantasian 1:03:58 Oregon Trail 1:09:21 Wonderbox 1:12:17 Star Trek Legends 1:16:47 Call to Action 1:18:33 A first party Sony developed title is launching into Xbox Game Pass 1:34:28 Sony confirmed PlayStation Store access for the PS3, PSVita, & PSP ends this summer.   1:37:06 A sealed copy of Super Mario Bros has sold for $660,000 1:48:09 Nintendo followed through and removed 3D All Stars 1:53:07 Apple Arcade added 30 new titles across three categories. 2:12:17 Microsoft has agreed to sell a metric shit ton of HoloLens to the US military

Cool dad Phil Spencer pulls up to a house with a comically oversized check. Gamestop is grossly incompetent. Video games get second chances. The boat was stuck.

6:26 The Second Wyatt Masoning 13:59 Gamer Motivation Profile 59:43 Tegan is being targeted by Big Gaming 1:06:03 Nioh 1:11:48 Windblume Festival 1:21:27 I Love Hue... Too? 1:27:28 Cozy Grove 1:35:22 Sneaky Sasquatch 1:52:01 Unruly Heroes 1:56:22 Punch Planet 2:02:18 The Snyder Cut 2:11:00 Servant 2:19:48 Riot’s internal investigation of their CEO found no evidence of harassment or discrimination because of course it didn’t 2:31:39 FIFA trading scandal confirmed by EA lol 2:37:36 We're coming for your kneecaps Activision 2:46:51 Sony bought EVO 2:59:23 Square Enix Direct……. I mean Square Enix Presents

11:30 The Menudo Ramen Experiment 14:58 The Hamburger Spiral 36:52 Happy Birthday to Jean, The Dandelion Knight 49:55 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim 59:40 Monster Hunter Rise Demo 2 1:08:40 Domination 101 Articles 1:28:49 Animal Crossing Catchup 1:39:58 Blaseball 1:53:47 Sneaky Sasquatch 2:06:43 Apple Arcade Roundup 2:23:53 Patron Shoutouts 2:26:44 Genshin fans force KFC to shut down several Genshin events 2:31:53 Roblox's $45B IPO 2:48:16 Jason Rohrer, Indie Dev Dirtbag 2:56:49 Microsoft completes acquisition of Bethesda 3:12:39 Mail

1:24 Man, Bitcoin Is Stupid 7:25 Don't Get Him Started On CryptoArt 18:45 Temtem Continues 24:16 Made It Out Of Bronze, Still Hate League Tho 27:34 Kentucky Route Zero 28:35 13 Sentinels: Aegis Rim 33:08 Genshin! Ya Know? 41:08 Brian Ordered A Backbone 48:19 I Love Hue 55:46 Tegan's Got A New Job 59:13 Tegan Has Jam, But Also Sadness 1:10:30 Blaseball 1:33:17 Taxi Chaos 1:47:37 Cyber Shadow 1:51:45 Ghost N' Goblins Resurrection 1:57:24 Spire Blast 2:07:48 Tales of Symphonia 2:16:05 Genshin is gonna get $200mil for ongoing development 2:21:29 UK regulator to probe Apple over suspected anti-competitive behaviour 2:33:58 Microsoft and Niantic Demo's a HoloLens for Pokemon Go 2:40:26 Goddamn Boots hired a TORTURE APOLOGIST as their CCO