Small Town Murder

Informações:

Synopsis

Two comedians look at a small town, what makes it tick, and a murder that took place there. In depth research, horrible tragedy, and the hosts' comedic spin on the whole thing. New episodes every Thursday!!

Episodes

  • #295 - STM Express - Murder, Table For One - New Paltz, New York

    02/07/2022 Duration: 01h02min

    This week, in New Paltz, New York, a lonely man, coming out of a recent depression, and having lost 150 pounds, befriends a waitress at his neighborhood diner. They bond over the fact that they've both lost loved ones, recently, and that she also just had a major weight loss. The relationship turns obsessive, but only on one side of it. Little does she know, that his growing obsession with her could lead to a dangerous situation, like possibly being murdered in one of the most horrifying ways imaginable. From there, strange jail house interviews, and odd court behavior make this whole thing a real head shaker!Along the way, we find out that Ribfest sounds amazing, that if someone tells you that they just brutally murdered someone, you should believe them, and that just because someone is serving you food, doesn't mean they actually like you!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.c

  • #294 - A Dumb Ted Bundy - Conway, South Carolina

    30/06/2022 Duration: 02h58min

    This week, in Conway, South Carolina, a popular local teenager is found, horribly butchered, and everyone in town are considered suspects. Police question dozens of friends, and family, only to come up with no answers, but luckily for them, DNA has just come on the scene, giving them a new tool to use to solve terrible crimes like this. An FBI profiler is brought in, and the profile turns out to match a suspect, perfectly. And so does the DNA. The problem is, it's someone that no one suspected, and some people even think DNA can't be real! But it is, and this person is ver guilty. Will they get the death penalty??Along the way, we find out that soldiers really want quilts, that FBI profiles are sometimes insanely accurate, and that DNA doesn't lie!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follo

  • #293 - STM Express - All Book, No Cover - Morton, Illinois

    24/06/2022 Duration: 01h05min

    This week, in Morton, Illinois, a couple has a very nice life, and many accomplishments, including him, being a respected doctor, as they raised four children together. One day, things changed. Mental breakdowns, an affair with a Rabbi, hiding money, a secret love nest, furnished with the imaginary proceeds from a multi level marketing scheme, all come to a head on one particular day. When an incredibly vicious murder occurs, while witnesses try to physically stop it, with no luck. The resulting bloodbath causes many years of court, and a frankly crazy result! A wild story, all the way through!Along the way, we find out that you should like pumpkin, if you live in this town, that if movers can't move you, you don't want to be moved, and that some books are anything but their covers!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town

  • #292 - A Liar, A Killer & An Idiot - Cottonwood, California

    23/06/2022 Duration: 02h49min

    This week, in Cottonwood, California, an average man, tells everyone that he's much more than average. He says that he is, in fact, an international assassin, hired out by both the government, and a mysterious operation called "The Company". He convinces several morons that he is telling the truth, and gets them to "join the organization", through murder. The target? His girlfriend's husband, of course. But when several plans fail to achieve the desired murder, the whole plan & target changes, and an unspeakably awful murder occurs, on a very innocent person, sending shockwaves into the community!!Along the way, we find out that not all of California is the same, that people can tell when you definitely were NOT a Marine sniper, and that you shouldn't recruit for a murder plot, based on who is the stupidest!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder

  • #291 - STM Express - Nicknames Of Death - Hillsdale, Wyoming

    17/06/2022 Duration: 01h02min

    This week, in Hillsdale, Wyoming, a sizable group of pretty terrible people, all with nicknames like "Chainsaw", "Bulldog", and "Stash", to name a few, are living life on the edge, in the middle of nowhere. One of the group supports the parties with his monthly checks, but one day, the group seems to turn on one of their own, brutally murdering them, then committing some of the most heinous, but least intelligent acts, ever thought up. Equal parts heartlessness, and stupidity, yet somehow, this horrific crime still almost goes undetected, except for one little, unexpected thing... It's crazy time!! Along the way, we find out that there isn't much to do in Wyoming, except stare, that the crazier the nicknames that a group of people have, the crazier they probably are, and that you just can't burn a head, in the family fireplace!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutu

  • #290 - Missing Heads & Water Beds - Wellington, Kansas

    16/06/2022 Duration: 02h45min

    This week, in Wellington, Kansas, a night of hard drinking, and cruising the town is exactly the remedy for small town boredom for a group of teenage girls. Hanging out with friends, and driving from spot to spot. But it takes an adult to help them achieve all of this fun, and they find the right guy, in a local middle aged dirtbag, with a criminal record, and no problem with buying teenagers grain alcohol. While some of kids have a hangover, the next day, one of them ends up on a rural farm, without a head!! This one is just gets stranger & stranger!!Along the way, we find out that you'd better be into wheat, if you live in Kansas, that no one should be okay with a group of teens, hanging out with the neighborhood dirtbag, and that you should at least wait until someone is dead, before you decapitate them!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.c

  • #289 - STM Express - Charles Manson & The ThunderCats - Fenton, Missouri

    10/06/2022 Duration: 01h04min

    This week, in Fenton, Missouri, there's trouble at the trailer park, as group of teenagers, who enjoy wandering around, drinking in the street, and robbing fellow residents, all with the encouragement of the "neighborhood Charles Manson", an older guy, who allows the kids to use his home as a party house. This all leads to a simply heartless, and truly disturbing murder, in one of the strangest ways, that we've ever heard of. In the end, who will be held responsible, and exactly how responsible will they be held? An absolutely strange story! Along the way, we find out that Wal-Mart Supercenters are preferable to history, that the age of seven may just be a little too young to start drinking straight whiskey, and you don't HAVE to kill in the worst way humanly possible!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder &

  • #288 - The Sex Crazed Killer Accountant - Westminster, Maryland

    09/06/2022 Duration: 02h49min

    This week, in Westminster, Maryland, a mild mannered, wealthy accountant, unhappy in his marriage, meets someone new. A wild waitress/bartender, with a criminal past, and a penchant for a good time. The accountant thinks life can't get any better, until his actions are brought to light, leaving only one way out... a brutal murder. Luckily for him, his new friend has some acquaintances that just might be able to help him out. Once the horribly heartless murder is finished, the whole thing takes one incredibly weird turn, after another, with an ending that can only be described as shocking!!Along the way, we find out that you don't want to be writing many editorials around here, that sex can motivate you to do some strange things, and that not all murder sentences are create equal!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Mu

  • #287 - STM Express - Meat Cleavers & Ham Fishing - Ham Lake, Minnesota

    03/06/2022 Duration: 01h04min

    This week, in Ham Lake, Minnesota, a teenage romance takes a strange turn, when both parties marry other people. But that doesn't stop their passion, as their affair eventually leads to a son, the divorce, in both marriages, and a chance to finally marry each other. But all is not well. When their secret son doesn't want to be adopted by his new (but real) father, bitterness grows in the home. After a few years, it all comes to a crazy conclusion, that the whole town will never forget! Also, one of the strangest ways murdering several people has ever been described, by the murderer!!Along the way, we find out that Honey glazed ham season is in the spring, that bashing up cars because you're angry is never a good idea, and that sometimes it's just easier to let your father adopt you!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town

  • #286 - A Most Evil Couple - Hattiesburg, Mississippi

    02/06/2022 Duration: 02h45min

    This week, in Hattiesburg, Mississippi, a couple blows into town, on the run from the law, in another state. They move in with a cousin & his girlfriend, and things quickly begin to unravel between the pairs. Eventually, the only recourse one of the couples has is to take turns torturing the other two, for much longer than necessary. They even have strange sexual dalliances, among the dead, and dying. Then they do even worse. It's absolutely creepy, and awful. This is followed by going on the run, while making their own meth, and trying to hide out on a farm. This one is all crazy, all the time!Along the way, we find out that some people should be court ordered not to interact with each other, that chicken is in no way a sensual food, and that meth is, indeed, the Gatorade of murder!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small

  • #285 - STM Express - An Arrow For Your Thoughts - Berlin, New Jersey

    27/05/2022 Duration: 01h03min

    This week, in Berlin, New Jersey, a simple backyard confrontation, between a young woman's new boyfriend, and her ex-boyfriend, turns into a family melee, with a large hunting bow & arrow makes its way onto the scene. After a man is killed, strange excuses are raised, including the fear of being attacked with disease riddled syringe, all the way to some of the strangest, least realistic injuries that man has ever blamed on sex. It's a strange tale of dumbness, violence, odd weapons, and conspiracy! Along the way, we find out that people should think long & hard before naming their town, that syringes aren't weapons, from 30 feet away, and that it's pretty much impossible to scrape your knuckles during sex!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime In Sports!Follow us on...twitter.com/@murdersmallf

  • #284 - Ice Picks & Impersonations - Roswell, New Mexico

    26/05/2022 Duration: 02h48min

    This week, in Roswell, New Mexico, an attempt to be a good friend, to a man, with a background of stupidity, backfires, but not on the logical person. Instead, a plot is hatched to remove what the killer perceives as an obstacle to his true love. So, a plot is hatched that includes one of the most brazen, broad daylight kidnapping/murder plots, ever thought up. Was the victim taken away by a police detective? Or a cold blooded murderer? A truly twisted plot, complete with a terrible murder, complete with ice picks & extension cords. A truly bizarre & disturbing murder, that could have easily been avoided!!Along the way, we find out that the town of Roswell depends on the belief of aliens, to stay afloat, that you should need more than a radio on your belt, for a school to hand over a teenager, and that after you see a stabbing, you shouldn't be surprised by a strangling!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com a

  • #283 - STM Express - Frying The Gambler - Hammond, Indiana

    19/05/2022 Duration: 01h03min

    This week, in Hammond, Indiana, a whole family agrees that Dad is a problem,, and they need to do something about it. With the help of the felon son in law, they hatch several plans, and even attempt to carry them out, with each being more ridiculous, and prone to failure. Finally, while trying their latest plot, they just decide to go all in, and attack him, in the most brutal way imaginable. Let's just say that his cause of death is one that is rarely given out. From there, it turns into even more of a mess, with penalties ranging from very little punishment, to death, in the electric chair!! It's one for the ages!! Along the way, we find out that if many clowns die in a field... no one cares, that your 60 year old pharmacy worker mother may fold under interrogation, and that you should always kill someone, BEFORE removing their head!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo

  • #282 - When Stupid People Kill - Raccoon, Kentucky

    19/05/2022 Duration: 02h49min

    This week, in Raccoon, Kentucky, a man who owns a sawmill, and does some moonshining, on the side, recruits a crack crew of murderers, with the goal of killing his soon to be ex-wife, saving him a lot of trouble. But when you recruit whoever is around, and willing to commit crimes, might not be the best way to carry out a murder plot. This proves to be true, even the the absolutely vicious murder goes off without a hitch, leaving the victim with half of a head, and a lot of stab wounds. The whole thing falls apart, when one of the killers has a bout of conscience, then the really crazy stuff happens! This is a mess!Along the way, we find out that Kentucky takes great pride in their hillbilly culture, that a random criminal that you happen to know might not be the best candidate for a murder plot, and that you can't deny your own voice, talking gleefully about murder!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our e

  • #281 - STM Express - Adam Sandler Killed My Family - Aledo, Texas

    13/05/2022 Duration: 01h02min

    This week, in Aledo, Texas, a chilling 911 call from an affluent, gated community causes panic, as the police hope that the caller was just playing a prank, but they find the situation all too real. A large home, with blood on the walls, and bodies in different areas. The killer doesn't want the 2007 Rob Zombie film "Halloween" to be blamed for attack, since he had been repeatedly watching it. But he doesn't mind saying "The Waterboy" may have set off the whole thing! A very strange & tragic tale of events, leading to a detailed 4 page confession, and even more drama!!Along the way, we find out that Texas is proud of their sewers, you should never kill people "to see what it feels like", and that Adam Sandler may cause violent outbursts, in certain situations!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com for all things Small Town Murder & Crime

  • #280 - The Soft Serial Killer - St. Augustine, Florida

    12/05/2022 Duration: 02h47min

    This week, in St. Augustine, Florida, cold case detectives are shocked when they realize that a murderer, caught in another state, may just be responsible for many murders, in Florida. This killer ends us telling them the whole tale of his sordid career as a serial killer. Even he's not quite sure where this itch came from, but he scratched it by killing at least 7 women, that he thought no one would miss, in brutal, terrible & heartless ways. The problem is, there may be many, many more, where those came from, as he's suspected of having killed in several other states, as well!Along the way, we find out that no one actually wants to live anything like a pirate, that everyone is something to someone, and that not being able to satisfy a sexual partner should make you try harder, not start murdering people!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.c

  • #279 - STM Express - Bumbling In Blood - Ambridge, Pennsylvania

    06/05/2022 Duration: 01h02min

    This week, in Ambridge, Pennsylvania, it's a clash of two very different lives, when a man, with a long history of bad deeds & mayhem, holds a nearly year long grudge against a supervisor, at work. Eventually, this man figures that the only way he can get back at his boss, is by killing his entire family. He even tells others about his dark desire & even tries to recruit some help. The only thing is, he swears that someone already got to the family, when he arrived, and his story of why he's covered in blood, and in possession of the murder weapons, needs to be heard to believe that someone would try to use it!! Along the way, we find out that once a company leaves town, the town shouldn't still be named after them, that some people take small slights VERY seriously, and that it's hard to deny what you've done, when the murder weapon has your name on it!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email:

  • #277 - Sex, Family & Wire Handcuffs - Clarence, Iowa

    05/05/2022 Duration: 02h46min

    This week, in Clarence, Iowa, a family with some problems, like Mom is a convicted murderer, and Dad is an out of work trucker, who is having an affair with his adult step daughter, lead to seemingly inevitable circumstances, when one of them ends up on the side of a rural gravel road. Mom & Dad point the fingers at each other, but there is one witness, who can put all the pieces together. The problem is, he's only 13, and doesn't want either of his parents to go to jail. In the end, it all points at one person, being an especially cold blooded murderer!!Along the way, we find out that in Iowa, people keep their opinions to themselves, that bathroom floor sex is NEVER a good idea, especially with your stepdaughter, and blaming a murder on someone, just because they're a murderer doesn't always ring true!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to shutupandgivememurder.com

  • #278 - STM Express - He's Dead... Where's My Beer? - Fort Oglethorpe, Georgia

    29/04/2022 Duration: 01h01min

    This week, in Fort Oglethorpe, Georgia, a terrible feud brews, within the walls of one trailer, leaving everyone around feeling quite uncomfortable. One afternoon, a backyard bbq, among friends & family ends with with drunken screaming, accusations of dirty goings on, and some amateur auto mechanic work. In the end, a very drunk party goer ends up at neighbor's house, with a statement & a question... "I think he's dead" & "You have a beer for me?", sending the whole neighborhood into chaos. In the end, the wait for a court appeal turns out to be longer than the sentence, making the whole situation completely free of competence!!Along the way, we find out that never go to a bbq, if the hosts hate each other, always keep your car hood locked, and when you kill someone, in cold blood, you shouldn't tell all the neighbors!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to sh

  • #275 - The Bad News Killers - Okarche, Oklahoma

    28/04/2022 Duration: 02h53min

    This week, in Okarche, Oklahoma, a pleasant & picturesque family dinner is interrupted by a lost drifter, knocking at the door. This turns into a nightmare of unspeakable proportion, with death, destruction, and things that the human mind shouldn't be able to think up. From there, it turns into a multi-state crime spree, that leaves a trial of victims & more murder, in their wake. The question is, is of the killers really "the left hand of God", "the sword of vengeance", or "The Blue Angel"? Or, is he just another run of the mill awful, greedy & heartless killer?? Along the way, we find out that Oklahoma has a strange way of "celebrating" September 11, that when you leave live witnesses, it's hard to claim you weren't there, and that simply claiming to be "the left hand of God" isnt enough to excuse you from four murders!!Hosted by James Pietragallo and Jimmie WhismanNew episodes every Thursday!Donate at: patreon.com/crimeinsports or go to paypal.com and use our email: crimeinsports@gmail.comGo to

page 11 from 25