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The clear night stars, a sticker sign from beyond, Eckhart Tolle getting dragged into it, the Shark Tank family, generic petroleum jelly, waste management, and a brewing midlife crisis… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? **This week's partners** Thanks HelloFresh! Go to HelloFresh.com/nlrfree and use code: nlrfree for FREE breakfast for life! One breakfast item per box while subscription is active. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:32 Ojai Valley Inn Love 03:12 2024 Begins 04:10 It's All In The Stars 11:01 A Seabee Sign 16:37 Vaseline Is Supreme 25:38 Shark Tank Families 40:47 Kid's Therapy in 30 Years 41:46 Wonka 47:07 Near De

End of year anxiety, things being too good, fearing the worst, running into an ex, you could’ve had a different mommy, and what is womb… it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:42 It's 2024 09:52 Metabolism 15:23 The Worry 19:30 The Other Shoe Dropping 39:32 Bumping Into An Ex 53:36 Womb & Uterus Education 01:05:29 New Year's Resolutions

Elizabeth’s neediness at dinner time, trying new meals, a new morning sickness cure, Where’s Waldo, dream Christmas gifts, and finally, a huge THANK YOU to everyone of you who listened, commented, shared and supported us! Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:00 Great Feet! Great Hands? 12:56 She's A Needy Cook 23:25 Soup's On 25:24 A Challenge 27:01 Morning Sickness Update 32:04 Where's Waldo 38:20 Dream Christmas Gifts

Feeling low in illness, Andy’s poor bathroom choice, losing ones taste, disordered eating getting triggered, the jaw-hips connection, swearing since starting a podcast, and first time getting drunk tales…it’s all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1--> Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support on Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 05:46 We Have Covid 09:40 Alie Ward - Ologies 14:09 Cricket Abuse 20:00 Loss Of Taste 24:04 Now Would Be The Time 25:27 Jaw Hip Connection 31:42 The Lows When You're Sic

Elizabeth goes to the ER in the middle of the night and has some epiphanies, selective confidence, early morning instagram humiliations, titty twisters, bygone pranks, and mutual confessionals… its all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Grab a new toothbrush / shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch:  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:02 Name That Bear 04:24 Selective Confidence 12:01 Instagram Phone Calls 17:37 Emergency Room Epiphanies 40:40 Do We Taste Good To Animals 46:14 Titty Twisters 49:18 Salad Spinner 50:41 Cat Poop Update 53:28 Irish Trash Can

Seatbelt Tiddy Bears and other uses for them, an impending car ride Cat-astrophe, releasing anal glands, the Bearsy harassment needs to stop, the first people to discover fire, bad words aren’t really bad, how social norms might change, and what we can all learn from Sister Wives… it's all covered on this week's Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1--> Go to drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase. Support via Patreon!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:12 Tiddy Bear 16:20 Cat-astrophe 31:43 Ruby's Dog Ashes 35:08 Bearsy Bear 44:52 Fire Is

Accents, Malts as a science incentive, high school scandals, having been groomed, The cult of Mother God, questioning beliefs, fake news, Momfluencers, thankful for our listeners, and cross contamination for vegetarians... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 01:52 Tipsy  Accents 03:35 Science Class Malts 05:05 Teachers 24:21 Qanon Therapist 33:59 Online Literacy 35:54 Momfluencer 39:46 Love Has Won 46:35 A Ripple On Ocean 49:40 Manscaping 55:17 Boxer Briefs 58:27 Thanksgiving

Soulmates, Twin Flames documentaries, cults and how not to join ‘em, a mall dog justice showdown, setting boundaries, parenting big feelings and how the fart corner devolved into mayhem... it's all covered on this weeks Nobody's Listening, Right? Support the show and check out this week's partner: AG1Go to http://drinkAG1.com/NLR to get a FREE 1-year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D3K2 AND 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:45 That Tracks 03:57 Twin Flames Universe Documentary 17:57 Why Are You Smiling? 31:49 Mall Poop 42:50 Setting Boundaries 45:15 Being Defensive 49:00 The Toot Corner 53:56 The Fart H

A notable interaction at checkout, the enthusiasm for projects waning, Andy’s car lease corner, Cosmo robot update, seeing Andy’s ex on tv, identifying with a stature that’s not accurate, and loving being completely average… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 06:39 Shop Your Closet 07:39 Ketchup Doc Update 08:59 Roland TR-6S 15:24 Checkout Line Dilemma 24:48 Citizen App 29:06 Social Media Comments 39:48 Cozmo Robot Update 44:24 Baccarat Rouge 540 update 46:34 Family Feud 50:19 Short Kings

Love for OG and newbie listeners, witnessing the perfect crime, Elizabeth’s a dirty thief, Andy’s spinach artichoke dip journey, a meaningful wedding, gratitude abounds, sitting to pee, standing to wipe, and inspiration from adaptive skateboarders… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 03:10 The Perfect Crime 07:37 Donut Confidence 17:36 Sexy Shoplifting Rules 21:55 Spinach Artichoke Dip 34:34 A Magical Wedding 44:10 Ketubah Signing 49:02 Sitzpinkler 52:11 Stand Up Wipers 56:38 Adaptive Skateboarding

Generic brand snobbery, picking noses, orthodontia, careers with high rates of mental illness, how to put on a bra, female crash test dummies, and the new show obsession for Andy and Elizabeth - Naked Attraction… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Buy the Merch!  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 00:18 Unconventional Oven Temps 02:16 Nose Pick'n 07:40 Quirks 08:22 Generic vs. Brand Name 16:01 Orthodontics 34:36 A Pencil Mystery 39:41 Bra Update 42:20 Female Crash Test Dummies 47:42 Naked Attraction

Dealing with rejection, the balance of support in a marriage, a Five Guys love affair, Andy’s old caffeine journal, obsession with body ailments, it’s not all in your head, Elizabeth’s extremely delicious and extremely long nacho recipe. It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Grab the new MERCH at:  https://www.nobodyslisteningright.com/ Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us: https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro 02:45 New Merch 05:30 Are Uniforms The Way?  11:56 Sister Sizes 15:49 The Bug Catcher  18:17 A Tough Week  26:16 Going Back In Time  35:38 A Private Journal Entry  53:29 The Best Nachos

Big Bra news, How one towels off, Andy’s roommate hijinks in New York, whether or not Elizabeth and Andy are garbage eaters, Why won’t Elizabeth at least try a food Andy knows she will like, and a cricket! Extra Credit Survey http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=FyIJpRe1hswX&ver=standard   Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  00:19 An Alien Message  02:40 Elizabeth The Gullible Skeptic  09:14 Memories  15:38 A Bra Size Revelation  28:15 Million Dollar Bra Idea  33:16 Toweling Off  36:11 Roommate Hijinks 40:05 Animalitos!  41:11 Making That Bath Mat Work  43:17 Food Woes 

A big cemetery landscaping update, the importance of learning a trade, the pickle man, YouTube saviorism, the double edged sword of tipping, and some important questions courtesy of the best Starbucks in Los Angeles… we cover all of this and more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Extra Credit Survey: http://survey.podtrac.com/start-survey.aspx?pubid=FyIJpRe1hswX&ver=standard Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  02:42 Andy Called The Cemetery  16:48 The Pickle Business  30:04 Bartending School  34:20 Products Come, Products Go  38:21 Time Marches On  42:40 Apple Weather Rage  44:56 Elizabeth's Essence   49:40 Youtube Saviorism  1:01:23 Tipping  1:07:46 The Best Starbucks Ever 

Safe Sex, Goth kids, Andy’s high school nickname, Elizabeth’s acceptance of Aliens, the dual sides of technology, the WGA strike coming to an end, how to set your kids up for success in alcohol and drug use… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  04:04 Safe Sex Conversations  05:55 Thinking About Condoms  07:33 Chlamydia Corrections?  08:58 Sex & Cigarette Smokers  23:29 Alien Encounters  40:14 Writers Strike Is Over!  43:54 More Safe Sex Talk  53:50 Don't Do Drugs 

Is Tennis a menace?  This week’s EP kicks off with an alarming health/tennis revelation followed by: aliens and nordic blondes, climate change solutions, expensive groceries, place settings for pimples, healthy modeling communication for kids, Michelin star origins, and micro cars as a drinking loophole. Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  04:04 MRIs Are Scary  11:06 Tennis The Menace  15:48 The Grenade Story  22:10 Nordic Blonde Aliens  26:49 God's Flying Saucer  30:00 Elizabeth Is A Hero  36:56 Playful Conflict Resolution  47:23 We Take Pills The Same Way  49:02 Detergent Is Locked Up  52:57 Singapore Car Tax  54:35 Michelin Star Origins  56:43 French Micro Cars 

Old timey smells, a new tennis era, why Elizabeth can’t join a council, codependent relationships, chaos with passion, how not to get sucked into a cult and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  00:57 People Know Lewis and Clark  06:28 Prison Love  08:13 Dirty Bits  09:35 Super Gonorrhea  11:32 Vaginas and Petticoats  15:27 A Mechanical Pencil Gesture  18:10 Tennis!  22:21 Caffeine Headache  25:14 Neighborhood Council  31:07 Thick Skin  35:23 Are We Codependent?  46:18 Death Nail or Knell  1:01:33 Everybody Likes A Scavenger Hunt

A trip to St. Louis, deep thoughts about existentialism and cemetery landscaping, a claustrophobic trip up The Arch, conflicted feelings about history, getting stoned at a wedding and more… this week on Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  02:19 We Are All Nobodies  04:07 Entrepreneurs vs Visionaries  13:49 The Power In Saying No  15:29 Bellefontaine Cemetery in St. Louis  18:51 Legacy Seems So Silly  20:45 Serious Cemetery Questions 27:55 Lewis & Clark 29:32 The St. Louis Arch  30:52 Lewis & Clark Lovers?  40:02 St. Louis Arch Part 2  47:25 Wedding Time!  48:48 Wedding Pool Jumper

Sanitation update, what Andy’s vivid dream meant, which reddit thread made Elizabeth cry, Andy’s life dream should Elizabeth perish, backseat driving, the mormon influencer Andy gets Elizabeth to be on board with, and what’s the deal with grey hair down there… It’s all covered on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  03:16 Livestream September 9th  07:05 How To Become a Life Coach  09:35 The Perfect Poop Plate Update  12:28 What Does Andy's Dream Mean?  17:18 Ooh This Is Interesting!  20:35 Cue The Tears  25:15 Widower Mudd'n  30:47 Backseat Driving  36:12 Mormon Influencers  51:01 Grey Hairs

Existential career crisis, is blue balls a myth, the world’s grossest trash can experience, why don’t we see a lot of dead squirrels, ways to dispose of a body, and much more on this week’s Nobody’s Listening, Right? Support the show!  https://patreon.com/nobodyslisteningright Find us on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/nobodyslisteningright/ Watch us on YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@nobodyslisteningright Find us on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@nobodyslisteningright Shop with us! https://www.amazon.com/shop/nobodyslisteningright 00:00 Intro  03:25 Writers Strike Update  07:19 Throwing Ropes 11:17 Hanging The Christmas Garland  18:29 Squeamish Surgery 25:44 Extreme Jigsaw Puzzling 27:27 Post Blue Balls Burrito 29:34 Let's Talk About Maggots 39:05 Body Disposal 43:58 Where Are The Dead Squirrels?