Talker Texas Ranger

Walker joins the University of Texas Amateur Dramatic Society and raps about the founding fathers to young 'Vonni' Ribisi, changing America forever... Twitter: @TalkerTRPodcast Email: talkertexasrangerpodcast@gmail.com

Walker literally turns into an eagle in this episode. More importantly though, we have just eaten a large meal and are feeling grandiose.

Walker unveils his superhero alterego THE BLACK X in his wokest attempt to undermine Trivette to date.

Former President Woodrow Wilson is due to be executed in 5 days. Walker doesn't think he's guilty. We do.

C.D swipes right on Geocities Tinder and Walker, uh, does some stuff. What can I say, we were drunk and resolutely do not apologise.

In a baffling episode Walker takes on an Agent Orange conspiracy, Trivette is concerned about online trolls coming after his dog and everyone tries to have sex with a bereaved veterinarian. Follow us on Twitter or email us or whatever.

In what can only be described as "a literal thing which happens", Walker shows his magic horse to a despondent child.

Walker turns into the Predator on Trivette's romantic road trip, while we launch the #bringbackbarf campaign to reintroduce 90's vomit terminology back into the lexicon.

Trivette's desperate pursuit of female companionship continues as he takes up horseriding, while Walker pits his wits against the eponymous parole officer. Everyone is disappointed.

Walker takes on the kind of cult so dangerous they fly the American flag upside down. Gender stereotypes fail to be subverted as Alex is kidnapped again.

Walker faces a bewildering array of guest stars while simultaneously preventing the suicide of, demeaning AND romancing a disabled woman.

Walker takes on a bounty hunter with a staggering degree of ineptitude, while Trivette deals with the trauma of having his laptop hurled into a bin.

Walker vs Japan

Alex is kidnapped by a lunatic stalker - it really didn't take them long to hit this creative peak. Chris and Dave discuss with their usual incredulous reverence.

Chris and Dave take a brave and possibly idiotic voyage into the world of podcasting and - more importantly - the world of Cordell Walker, Texas Ranger. Twitter: @TalkerTRPodcast Email: talkertexasrangerpodcast@gmail.com