Brown-eyed Jewnicorn

Lara Marie Schoenhals of the New York Times Bestselling "White Girl Problems" series, as well as the hilarious podcasts "Sexy Unique Podcast" and "Babe?" joins Hannah to unpack everything from Vanderpump Rules, to T-Swift's peculiar attempts at sexiness, to the endless black hole that is dating. Join them on their journey! ​

In their first interview as a married couple (EXCLUSIVE CONTENT), Becky and Keith Habersberger take a waltz down memory lane with Hannah and recall the glory days of college. They play a sumptuous game of kill, f***, marry, give advice on underage drinking (DON'T DO IT!) and touch briefly (V BRIEFLY) on Taylor Swift's new album.

Hannah's friends Jeff and Tyler join us to talk all about their fitness brand Fullface Fitness, "fitness journeys"/gym culture, give advice on dating, and even discuss the Vanderpump Rules trailer. Pop a squat (you know, because fitness) and enjoy!

In an exhausted stupor, Hannah unpacks all her current bliss from getting a drain stopper, to meeting Brandi Cyrus, to attending a costume party for dogs!

In the finale of our Halloween movie ​​recap extravaganza, things take a dark turn as Hannah and Joe recap The Craft with the help of their pal Jesse! There is wine, hardcore shade towards Harvey Weinstein, and Hannah binds her jr. high nemesis from doing her harm by way of pseudo-witchcraft.

In an impromptu "palette cleanser", Hannah touches on Lady Gaga, Real Housewives of New Jersey, Halloween culture and pettiness. *Sips tea*

Labyrinth superfans Hannah and James Lee take a deep dive into Labyrinth! Join them on their super intelligent, analytical, coffee-fueled journey!

Hannah takes a dive into the premiere episode of American Horror Story: Cult. There's talk of clowns, Trump supporters, and mad Sarah Paulson imitations! Not to mention a quick homage to why fall rules over Summer and thank God it's here because Hannah had devolved into a degenerate.

Hannah and her raven-haired BFF Clayton unpack Bachelor in Paradise, Ingrid Goes West, T-Swift, and lots more! Shout outs to DP Dough and Sauvignon Blanc for existing.

Coming at you from Colorado, Hannah and her BFF since 6th grade Anna unpack their awkward years, prom, America's Next Top Model, and everything in between amidst a wine-induced stupor. Please don't sue us.

Hannah is unraveling quickly like the magic carpet in Aladdin when Jafar f***s his s*** up. Join her as she tells you all about it while stumbling over her words, interjecting about the RHONY reunion and ultimately finds a pathetic form of catharsis! ​

Hannah and improv goddess Lindsay Chatham drink Sauvignon blanc and betchily break down their birthdays, being females in comedy, and fall down an epic rabbit hole of movie references. ​

Hannah recaps her trip to New Orleans, takes a stand against bitchy girls at bachelorette parties,and talks Real Housewives of Orange County season premiere. *Note: Hannah SINCERELY apologizes for calling David Beador Michael Beador, but please refer to this episode's title for justification.**

Hannah and her ex Ryan take a light fluffy waltz down memory lane and ultimately slur their way through tangents and dating advice with no authority on the subject whatsoever!!!!

In a special pre-Fourth of July episode, Hannah and Chana are back together.​ ​ They talk Bachelor in Paradise, dating, and receive a surprise phone call from Chana's dad Dr. W!

Hannah and her pal George talk the Clooneys' new twins, deep-seated elementary school memories, sexual attraction to Samira Wiley, boy issues, and exchange Vegas stories. Pour yourself a glass of champagne or two... we know we did.

Hannah and her best friend Chana dissect Hannah's encounter with a college flame...and then some!