Gather Around Me

Hello. Do you enjoy the sound of crying infants and also the sound of podcasts, but find it difficult to bring these things together? Good news! We have done the hard work for you! Let Cam Smith and new co-host Jonah Pobjie regale you with stuff and also things. And don't bury your dog in dirt for ten years. It will get dirty. iTunes! Enjoy!

Episode 62. Ben Pobjie. Cam Smith. There are feuds. There are spoilers. There is a feud. I already said that. A rollicking adventure! Get it in your earholes and out your noseholes. Shazang. Get it on iTunes.

Hello you! How's it hanging? Welcome to Episode 61 of Gather Around Me, a podcast excreted from the glands of Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. In this episode we discuss such weighty topics as: Ben Elton Ricky Nixon Racial tolerance Solving mysteries Bees There used to be a bit which defamed Jean Paul Gaultier, but we removed it because it was too defamatory. See if you can guess where it has been taken out. Enjoy it in your earhole, or however you like. Subscribe on iTunes.

Hello Sunshine! This is Episode 60 in a Series of 1000 wake up calls. Warning, may contain traces amounts of: Roadworks Shark Jumping Mr. Men Valentine's Day Eyelashes Sun Smartness Wake Up Calls As Papa Doc would say, "Enjoy!" But he would probably say it in French or maybe Creole? Is Creole a racist thing? That's just for biscuits, right? Get it on iTunes.

A new podposium from thought leaders Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. Warning! May contain traces of: Christine Anu comeback album Sunburn Flipping Burgers Lost Verity Firth "Happy" Days Pasta Enjoy it please. iTunes!

Episode 58 in a Series of 1000 Podchats from your friendly flambogglers Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. WARNING: May contain traces of... Is it recording? Grapeshot Playing with your kids Postcode 3000 Everything has to die Baristas Internet Cafes Reports Australia Day An overly convoluted attempt to link Stephen King's IT and The Tommyknockers, given that the character of Pennywise appears in The Tommyknockers. Country Music Keep it real on the DL. iTunes!

Welcome to Episode 57 in a series of 1000 podlectures from Drs. Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. In this issue, we discuss the pros and pros of Sharia law. Also: Cricket and the Safety Dance. Yes, the Safety Dance. What is this? 1982-1983, when the Safety Dance was at the height of its popularity? DON'T BLAME US! WE ARE MERELY RESPONDING TO MODERN POPULAR CULTURE. Get off our backs, seriously. Subscribe on iTunes.

 'Gather Around Me' is back for Twenty Eleven! It's episode 56 of 1000, starring Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith and it's a finger-lickin' mind-journey.  Proving that the phrase 'You've gotta guts it out' has never been truer, these wild colonial boys will take you on a magical journey through the world of  'Teen Hospital', and the trials and tribulations that its teenaged staff must face. We also discuss what we did on our holidays, how the kids are, and 'Ernest Goes To Camp'.  Bon app- arr-teeet!

Welcome to Episode 55 in a Series of 1000 Podiscussions from yo pals Ben "Darkseid" Pobjie and Cam "Granny Goodness" Smith. Hang on a second. LOOKOUT! It contains talk of: Angry Birds Jinx Personal Jinx Grinches & Scrooges Energy Vampires Changey Songs Wikileaks Oprah Drive Safe Get it up on your iTunes. Sorry, that sounded more overtly sexual than I meant it to. APOLOGIES.

Good day, welcome to Episode 54 of the Gather Around Me Podtalkable starring Ben Pobjie as Alfie and Cam Smith as his trusty butler Alonso. LOOK OUT! It contains such wondrous things as: Breaking Up The Big Friendly Giant I Feel Like Companies To Boycott The World Cup Cam, He's A Man Of Letters: Gay Marriage & Marijuana, A 60 Year Long Gay Marriage, The Lurks/Perks of Local Government, Old People And Their Long Memories, Your Most Memorable Sporting Event Wrap It Up Imagine! In this day and age! Get it on iTunes.

Welcome to Episode 53 in a Series of 1000 Victorian Electioncasts from Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. Mandatory Greetings Victorian Podcasts ALP Slogans Sinking Ships Hung Parliament Jokes A Quality Burma Gag Selling Schools Changing The Flag Cam, He's A Man Of Letters: The Future, Toys, Jokes How To Vote Cards The End Of The Podcast Enjoy? Get it on iTunes!  

Roll up, roll up, it's Episode 52 in a Series of 1000 Podchats starring Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. Featuring reasoned discussion which raises the discourse about: The Alphabet Gay Marriage Prank Patrol Bigotry "Social" Networking Polygamy Cam, He's A Man Of Letters: Haircuts, Asteroids, Dogs, The Foreshore Get it up ya brain. Subscribe on iTunes.  

Good evening. Welcome to Episode 51 in a Series of 1000 Podchats from Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. In this issue, we discuss various things, possibly even including: MOVEMBER NUNSPLOITATION RICHARD ROXBURGH ROLF THE HEER OTHER THINGS Many coughs and sniffles and other dreadful noises were EDITED OUT during the EDITING process. That is what you are paying for. Subscribe on iTunes.

Welcome to Episode 50 in a Series of 1000 Podchats from your friends Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. Warning, may contain traces of: The man at Subway discriminated against us because he thought we were gay. Peter Costello Salad Days Making Money Joel Monaghan Burma A new political paradigm Enjoy! Subscribe on iTunes.

Hello pumpkins! Welcome to Episode 49 in a Series of 1000 Talkcasts starring your friends Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. This is a very special episode in that it is entirely scripted! Warning, may contain traces of: Weather Fashion blogging Futurism Ozone Therapy Enjoy! Subscribe on iTunes.

Episode 48 in a Series of 1000 Podchats from your friends Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith Warning, may contain contents of: Teletubbies Internet Comments Cranberry Country Bio-Engineering Sex Pests Dick Smith Katherine Heigl Get it on the iTunes, doggs. Stay metal and stay bogan.

This is actually episode 47 in a series of 1000 podchats from your friends Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith.   It primarily concerns WONKDRINKS. What is a drink? What is a wonk? Etc.?   Subscribe on the iTunes. Enjoy!

Gentle Listeners! Check it out! Episode 46 in a Series of 1000 Podchats from your delightful ear-companions Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith! It is also our FIRST BIRTHDAY! Our first podcast was a year ago... TODAY! In honour of this special occasion, we have put together a clip show of some of the most memorable moments from this year of Gather Around Me. Warning! This clip show of memorable moments may contain traces of: Sacred cows we've slaughtered Music to soothe savage beasts Savage beasts to be soothed Parenthood Getting funky in the kitchen Enjoy! Subscribe via iTunes OR plug this RSS sucker into any other podcast program you care to.

Episode 45 in a Series of 1000 Podiscussions from your friends Ben Pobjie and Cam Smith. Warning, may contain sexy traces of:   Blowing minds MacKillop: The Musical Toastmasters The Melbourne Show Batman Versus Mr. Minit Ghost Trains Lessons Learnt Enjoy responsibly. Subscribe on iTunes, or to the RSS.  

Welcome to Episode 44 in a Series of 1000 Podchats from your friends Ben Pobjie, Cam Smith and poet Les Murray. Warning, may contain traces of: What's Been Going On Introducing Les Lettuce! hug break Mazes Toddlers The Papal Visit To London What is a malt? Female Teen Pope Cosmo Sealed Section Pope Joan Publishing opportunities And much more??? Enjoy! Subscribe on iTunes, darling.