Brad And John - Mornings On Kism

Bizarre stories from the animal kingdom....today we read about a woman whose dogs scared a bunch of emus and they charged her!

A man was surprised someone stole his Lamborghini even after he left it unlocked and the keys inside...plus, 2 guys went sightseeing, got drunk and then one bit the other's ear off!

A man wanted a bonfire for his wedding proposal, but it left him in the hospital for weeks...a woman led cops on a high-speed chase to prove how fast her car is...and the night clerk at a Motel 6 accepted ground beef as payment for a room!

The Eagles are up next at the Sphere in Vegas...Flavor Flav is now doing the commercials for Red Lobster...and the Pope invited the late-night hosts to come to the Vatican!

Ace is playing the NW WA fair this year and we got all nostalgic talking about KISS!

Melanie called us from Amsterdam to tell us her dad started her love affair with the Brad & John show!

Joey "Jaws" Chestnut will not be at the Nathan's hot dog eating contest this year!

The hospital workers who didn't believe a man was a member of the Four Tops and put him in a straitjacket!

A man tried to rob a bank using an iPad for the ransom note...a woman was injured when she fell out of the truck she was riding in to walk her dog...and a guy talked his fiancée into riding in the back of their truck to hold down a mattress they were moving!

A teacher who was drunk in class will not face any charges...a couple got busted at the airport with a bunch of cocaine and the guy took off and left his lady there to take the rap...and Whidbey Island 911 calls!

Seth Meyers band the 8G band has been fired due to budget cuts...and a member of the Four Tops went to the hospital with heart issues but was put in a straitjacket because the hospital workers thought he was lying about who he was!

The man who brought his blow-up sex doll into a restaurant for dinner!

The race to Alaska is on! 42 teams will use either wind or manpower to go from Port Townsend to Ketchikan Alaska! We talked to Capt Blake who is a schoolteacher about his team and their unique watercraft!

Brad and John go behind the prison walls to learn what is happening inside America's prison system!

Some restaurants are adding 22% to the bill in an effort to pay employees more!

A monster truck clipped some power lines and trapped some people in porta potties...and Alex the Alligator has been found at the school where it went missing!

A waitress got fired after posting a picture of a man dining with his blow-up sex doll...there is a $10,000 reward for the return of a gold nugget the size of a goose egg...and a man says if there are nude beaches he should be able to walk around his trailer park naked!

Roger Daltrey says he is done doing the scream in "Won't get fooled again" and Robert Plant & Allison Krauss are covering Led Zeppelin's "When the levee breaks"

The woman who called the cops to report she was stealing a car from a dealership!

A crazy plane crash near Orcas Island took the life of Apollo 8 astronaut Bill Anders on Friday. He lived an amazing life!