Movie Mastery
- Author: Vários
- Narrator: Vários
- Publisher: Podcast
- Duration: 295:58:10
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Synopsis
The fellows from System Mastery and friends take to recording bad movies upon request!
Episodes
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Movie Mastery - Sinister Squad (2016)
31/08/2023 Duration: 01h13minA cash grab mockbuster of Suicide Squad about fairy tale villains fighting against the forces of Death. A sentence that makes this absolute boring turd sound way more interesting than it is. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - War-Gods of the Deep
18/08/2023 Duration: 01h17minThe UK tries to get in on the Corman trend of using Vincent Price in Edgar Allan Poe movies but messes it up so badly that it is almost impressive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - Warriors of Virtue (1997)
21/07/2023 Duration: 01h27minTrying to cash in on the Ninja Turtles and Power Rangers but having none of the charm and fun that made those work. With special guest James D'Amato! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - Cats Don't Dance (1997)
22/06/2023 Duration: 01h25minWe just keep randomly getting animated movies for some reason. Blessedly, this one is not a low budget European turd but a fairly decent high budget one that got no promotion and nobody heard of. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - Millionaire Dogs (1999)
08/06/2023 Duration: 01h28minA German animated film about the dangers of wealth and the corruption of morality. Just kidding. Some dogs get a mansion and then do a Home Alone on some truly grotesque bad guys. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - Sir Billi (2012)
12/05/2023 Duration: 01h37minThe final film from beloved actor Sean Connery and the first feature length animated film from Scotland. It is also so bafflingly terrible that Jon kind of lost his mind while trying to review it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - Krull (1983)
27/04/2023 Duration: 01h22minThe cult classic fantasy/action/sci-fi film that that had some awesome ideas and also some poor execution. At least we get a young Liam Neeson that just looks happy to be there. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - Robin-B-Hood (2006)
13/04/2023 Duration: 01h16minWe take a look at a Jackie Chan movie that revolves around two professional thieves that become unlikely parents when they steal a baby. Hijinks but definitely not enjoyment ensues. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - The Ice Pirates (1984)
31/03/2023 Duration: 01h17minA swashbuckling, fantasy, space opera, comedy that fails to effectively be any of those things. But hey, it's got a young Ron Perlman and Anjelica Huston. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)
17/03/2023 Duration: 01h22minGodzilla runs a victory lap around all of his various kaiju nemeses in this 50th anniversary film. Plus some added in aliens, mutants, and Mayor Hagar from Final Fight. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - Batman: Assault on Arkham (2014)
03/03/2023 Duration: 01h28minA Batman movie with almost no Batman. This is an animated Suicide Squad film where they got to imply some nudity and they took full advantage of it. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Movie Mastery - The Toy (1982)
17/02/2023 Duration: 01h16minI thought when we rolled into getting to watch a Richard Pryor film that it would be a nice treat. It was, sadly, not. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Bridge of Dragons (1999)
03/02/2023 Duration: 01h12minDolph Lundgren in a movie that tries to blend medieval fantasy with modern warfare and ends up being mostly back and forth shots of people pretending to shoot guns and then falling down but some of them wear jerkins, I guess. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Curse 2: The Bite (1989)
21/01/2023 Duration: 01h22minThe old random number generator has really been punishing us the past few episodes and the hits just keep on comin. At least it isn't Baby Ghost. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Chuck Steel: Night of the Trampires (2018)
05/01/2023 Duration: 01h10minWe look at a claymation satire of the 80's cop films that manages to be mostly preachy about how therapy turns you into less of a man. You can imagine we have opinions on this. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Baby Ghost (1995)
23/12/2022 Duration: 01h16minMartin Sheen has a little brother and he apparently was cursed by a witch to never be able to turn down a movie. And boy does this technically, barely count as a movie. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Saved! (2004)
09/12/2022 Duration: 01h28minA movie that makes fun of the hypocrisy of the Christian faith's message and the actions their followers take. Definitely not going to get in trouble for anything we say during this one. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Halloween H20 (1998)
26/11/2022 Duration: 01h22minI fucked up and made Jef watch a halfway decent movie from the Halloween series instead of one of the absolute trash ones that come before and after this one. My apologies to the audience. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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I, Frankenstein (2014)
26/11/2022 Duration: 01h23minA movie that takes itself far too seriously given that it is on the level of Underworld fan fiction. Maybe lean into the fact that your story is goofy as fuck. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Aladdin (1990)
11/11/2022 Duration: 01h19minThe story of Aladdin as a musical brought to you by Disney. Not the animated classic, the live action one. No, not the new live action one, the one from 1990. Yeah, the shitty one. That one.