Abe Kanan

The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 2 topics... 1. Code red situation at Ricobenes 2. Gorgeous bathrooms can be anywhere 3. Abe apologizes to Bass 4. Seinfeld "Big Salad" situation almost happened 5. Roker tries Ricobenes for the first time 6. Spilling sauce on your shirt and bare chest 7. Having people order extra sauce for you 8. Places that charge for bbq sauce 9. New Guy Fieri restaurant chain 10. Abe and Roker incident at Guy Fieri restaurant 11. Negative yelpers are the worst 12. Air fryer 13. Adding butter to stuff that doesn't need butter 14. The time Abe almost died eating a piece of pizza 15. Owning a restaurant would be hard to own with mooch friends 16. The trick to get extra mayo without embarrassment --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 178 topics... 1. Sam goes off on Abe about bidet's 2. Sam discusses the way Abe asked him to be on a new podcast 3. People who are upset when attractive women are with ugly guys 4. Abe was unblocked on Twitter again thanks to the listeners 5. The Kardashian cheating saga 6. Kylie Jenner's friend had the golden ticket and blew it 7. How Tristan Thompson approaches women 8. People who use contemporary slang 9. Lynyrd Skynyrd dead members 10. Robert Kraft prostitution scandal --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 1 topics... 1. The genesis of this podcast 2. Bret Hart and his anger 3. Andre the Giant and old wrestling stories 4. The reason why moments used to seem more special 5. Finishing moves 6. Abe's brilliant Roman Reigns' idea 7. The best ways Roman Reigns could make an impact in return 8. Unifying titles 9. Scott Hall didn't know that he could delete a tweet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle. Episode 1 topics... 1. Why we are the Slob Show 2. Slob lifestyle 3. Culver's 4. Tactics to not look like a slob when ordering 5. Jersey Mike's 6. Relationships based around free food 7. Greatest buffet and incidents at buffets 8. Bathroom stories 9. Fogo de Chao 10. Pit stop technique 11. Greatest bathroom in Chicago 12. Fast food depression --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 177 topics... 1. Check in with Sam after a Dentist visit 2. People who get angry when you ask questions 3. A demanded apology from Chicago Bulls broadcaster 4. Abe, for the third time, was blocked on Twitter 5. People who post about political issues on social media all day 6. The Rock's cheat meals 7. People with a lot of money need to spend it now 8. People who drink Diet Coke have real issues 9. The glory and depression of eating fast food 10. Going to the casino is like eating fast food 11. Anyone who blocks Abe on Twitter is in horrible company --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 176 topics... 1. Question: Who is the biggest A-hole on the show 2. Talking to people in elevators 3. People who unfriend you on Facebook and then die 4. The White House fast food feast 5. Fancy restaurant and wedding food 6. Going inside fast food places as opposed to the drive-through 7. It looked like Abe was wearing a thong 8. People who only wear sweatpants 9. Answer: Who is the biggest A-hole on the show --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 175 topics... 1. Live check in to Las Vegas attempt #1 2. Cell phone greetings 3. Cleanliness with couples 4. R Kelly documentary 5. Cheetahs are now on Abe's "Do Not Disturb" list 6. Abe named yet another dog 7. Dog naming controversy 8. How to not get killed by gorillas 9. Darth Vader's body was mainly just a torso 10. Rudy and La Bamba 11. Live check in to Las Vegas attempt #2 12. First ever live roulette bet in podcast history --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 174 topics... 1. People who think they look young 2. A lady threatened pizza place that she'd complain on social media 3. People who say they are going to call their lawyer 4. Police officer's kids can get away with a lot of stuff 5. Abe always says "Dazed and Confused" line when he smells weed 6. People who love to fight 7. Almost every ride home when you're young is unsafe 8. Roger the jacked kangaroo died 9. Being an overweight animal is living a great life 10. Greta Van Fleet concert 11. Girls who throw bras at concerts 12. Attitude era in wrestling 13. People who hold parking spots 14. Guy was puking out of car while Abe was in passenger seat 15. Homeless talk 16. People who film every good deed 17. People who park in handicapped spots 18. Using a handicapped bathroom' 19. Crappy Christmas parties 20. Eating samples 21. Costco talk 22. Sam did all of Abe's assignments in a computer class --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 173 topics... 1. Sam and Bass return 2. Great new retention department equivalent tip 3. Fast food apps 4. Advertisers on podcast and radio shows 5. Erectile dysfunction commercials 6. Snoop Dogg hosting a game show 7. Burger King conditioned us to buy two Whoppers 8. Fecal matter is on everything 9. Dave Thomas facts that we didn't know 10. Adam Sandler 11. People who talk about their back disc names (L4 and L5) 12. Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell fight 13. Jason Mamoa's douchebag statement 14. Abe's web of smack talking and different text threads --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 172 topics... 1. The real heel in Willy Wonka 2. LSU coach headbutted a player without a helmet on 3. Chris Sale has a belly button ring 4. People with nipple rings love taking their shirt off 5. Dead Dennis Hof won a state assembly seat in Nevada 6. People on Linkedin who ask you to endorse their skills 7. Everyone lies when giving references 8. Old ladies who call your male friends your "boyfriends" 9. A guy at Culver’s was weird when Abe ordered extra mayo 10. Snoop Dog erectile dysfunction commercial 11. Hulk Hogan return at Saudi Arabia event --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 171 topics... 1. Where has Sam been 2. Fantasy Football 3. Dennis Hof Death 4. Ron Jeremy and Ronnie From Jersey Shore mix-up 5. More on Dennis Hof 6. Abe almost died eating pizza 7. The worst way to die 8. Scooby Doo ending --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 170 topics... 1. Failed Facebook Live session 2. People who always talk to you about the same thing 3. Abe and Bass have an interesting relationship 4. Bert and Ernie 5. Ridiculous Bradley Cooper line about looking at Lady Gaga 6. Abe's stock mishaps 7. Abe has a neighbor that leaves its dog outside 24/7 8. Sway couldn't spell Eminem's name 9. Ben Roethlisberger is gross 10. Suge Knight in prison eats everyone's pork chops --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 169 topics... 1. Free food always tastes better 2. Worst places to use the bathroom 3. Sites that don't have a door on the bathroom stall 4. Airport bathroom dilemma 5. The old son that walks around with his mother 6. Strip clubs, bachelor parties, and bachelorette parties 7. Roker collects loyalty points and does not spend them 8. Bunny Ranch is like the surreal life 9. Gambling boats that went out into the water 10. Ken, the weirdo that let us play pool in his basement --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 168 topics... 1. Guys who call Abe with wise guy gambling picks 2. Abe's game of phone chess with gambling guy 3. Old school blocked calls 4. Getting killed and buried in a hole in Vegas would suck 5. Bass went to buy toys off Facebook Marketplace 6. Find my friends app 7. Cool and not cool police officers 8. Abe would overcompensate as a police officer 9. Kids that wrote names on the chalkboard 10. Jobs that change the rules after you start 11. People who burn jerseys and clothes 12. People who have Nike tattoos 13. Politics and food should not mix 14. Easy ways to tell if someone is racist 15. Both parties completely changed their view of John Mccain --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 167 topics... 1. Spam Calls 2. People who mess up basic names 3. Winning money playing craps 4. Sports betting will be legal in all states soon 5. People's mindset in Vegas 6. Places where you can get killed and no one would care 7. Social media mistakes 8. Exceptions that racists make --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 166 topics... 1. Weird radio people 2. Suburban kids at Lollapalooza 3. Radio people love to recite their resume's and retweet compliments 4. Music festivals shouldn't be as long 5. Kids try new drugs at Lollapalooza 6. Why does everyone dump Kardashians 7. Undertaker appearances and Undertaker podcast party 8. Who is our richest listener 9. Stripper perfume 10. Guys who have women who leave them to move to another state always deserve it --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 165 topics... 1. Abe's new bidet 2. Abe once held a jet ski hostage 3. People who always claim to have a side company besides their job 4. The bidet in full detail 5. The word "literally" needs to go 6. Jaguar attack at the zoo 7. Abe's running list of animals to avoid 8. A Chris Benoit and kangaroo comparison 9. piercings and circumcisions 10. Bristol Palin going on teen mom to supposedly inspire women 11. Carrie Champion said the WNBA is just as good as the NBA 12. A racist reality show with all of the Hollywood disgraced actors --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 164 topics... 1. The band Tesla looks weird in 2018 2. Is Phil Collen from Def Leppard on steroids 3. Players in the locker room and their huge junk 4. Locker room reporters 5. Slob Blog 6. Panda Express Orange Chicken technique 7. People who ask for samples 8. Abe's parmesan cheese incident 9. Vacuuming kitchen floor technique 10. Starbucks is getting rid of straws 11. Starbucks bathrooms have taken a turn for the worse 12. Sam went to the worlds greatest bathroom 13. The yelling at your stomach technique --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 163 topics... 1. Lebron James free agency is like the hot girl with a bunch of fat guys 2. Three tragic deaths this week 3. Vinnie Paul strip club incident 4. What are omen who showed boobs at Pantera concert up to now 5. David Lee Roth groupies versus Phil Anselmo groupies 6. Sam and Abe saw a white kid dressed as Prince in blackface 7. Elvis concert with multiple Elvis's 8. New Roseanne spinoff looks horrible 9. On our way to 100,000 listeners --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 162 topics... 1. Abe's great basketball achievements 2. Watching people fall stops being funny at fifty 3. Tekashi 69 ridiculous video 4. More thought should be put into who people have kids with 5. Jamie Foxx accused of hitting someone in the head with his junk 6. Peyton Manning junk story 7. People who lose weight wear stuff that is too tight 8. The divorce lottery --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support