Abe Kanan

Episode 121 topics... 1. WWE's Paige in sex video 2. Every sex tape is must see 3. Old school wrestlers in sex tapes 4. Mix Master Mike got Booed at Guns n' Roses concert 5. Dumb people are easy to make happy 6. Ted Nugent's homophobic remark that made crowd howl 7. It's impossible to be as happy as the Ted Nugent crowd 8. Buying condoms ala carte --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 120 topics... 1. Free leather jackets at casino 2. Strip club and bachelor party talk 3. HR lady who thought Abe was black had another incident 4. Walking around naked 5. Racists make an exception to get laid 6. Kardashian's --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 119 topics... 1. Oscar's 2. The need to report deaths on text threads 3. Ryan gave Abe a shout out at Monday Night Raw 4. Magic Johnson has the cure for HIV 5. Guy who was hitting on girl at Jimmy Johns 6. The loser guy in the group that loves everyone's girlfriends 7. Melania giving lords prayer 8. Weird sex with the Trump sons 9. Guy charged Abe for a copy of cassette 10. Abe will be playing basketball on Chicago Bulls court 11. Bad people who pass down their name to son --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 118 topics... 1. Today is the 6 year anniversary of the SiriusXM Howard 101 show 2. The history of this show/podcast 3. Naked blow drying at the gym 4. People who don't wear underwear 5. Skin tag talk 6. Metal guys that sexually assault people in mosh pits 7. Abe's chicken wing incident 8. Abe is an "asset" to a fast food chain 9. We finally know why Michael Jordan hung out with Charles Oakley 10. Listener questions --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 117 topics... 1. Bass almost died 2. Puking knee pad idea 3. Abe's final wishes 4. Sam's VIP list for wake 5. Sam wants to make angry video for his wake 6. People who give long lead up to report about a death 7. Abe's food life hacks 8. All spoonfuls at fast food places should be heaping 9. Guy took meat off of Abe's sandwich 10. People who say "Blonde hair don't care!" 11. People who use tons of hash tags in their posts 12. Running into people that want to "catch up" --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 116 topics... 1. San Diego Chargers leaving for Los Angeles 2. People who had Chargers tattoos deserve the pain 3. Andre the Giant's sex life and general demeanor 4. Ivan Rodriguez's hair 5. Jackson 5 reunion and career Hail Mary's 6. People who post fake conversations with their kids 7. Bin Laden should have been a CSM at Walmart or swimmer 8. Abe's homeless kid restaurant idea --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 115 topics... 1. Bass ponytail final update 2. New microphone based kick-starter for Bass 3. Lady at coffee shop who didn't know how to make a latte 4. Half and half great debate and taste test 5. Guy who guarded CNN's coffee at Obama Farewell Speech 6. Trump leaked info 7. Abe's mayo turnoff #3 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 114 topics... 1. Sam returns 2. Celebrities keep dying 3. Bass ponytail update 4. Do people with band tattoo's have sex with the bands 5. Mean nerd at Apple Store 6. Abe met Kenny Williams and Sam met Paul Stanley 7. Meeting celebrities on the street stories 8. Abe's Indiana joke 9. People who think they are VIP 10. Every married guy has a corny line about marriage 11. Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 113 topics... 1. Guy was mad about Tupac getting into Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame 2. Donald Trump should never wear a hat 3. People at casino who make a lot of noise eating noodles 4. The reason people yell "MONKEY" during Baccarat 5. Guy complimented a girls wig and she went nuts 6. Garth Brooks wears a Madonna type headset 7. David Draiman from Disturbed should wear a headset 8. Garth Brooks is like Elmo and did the Howard Dean scream 9. Bands with one hit should play it multiple times in concert 10. Best way to search for Netflix password 11. Celebrity birth control 12. Bernard Hopkins was almost killed in last fight 13. Guy at Walmart hit on cashier and lumped Abe in 14. Movie theater wanted Abe's pennies 15. Abe's second Mayo turnoff 16. Abe has a Ghost in apartment who filled his Poo-Pourri 17. People on Facebook who add you to a group 18. Go Fund Me scams 19. People who get mad when you say "Happy Holidays" --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 112 topics... 1. Street fight videos and people who fight 2. The weight loss drug that made you poop pants is back 3. Kanye West and Donald Trump meeting 4. Any African American guy can quickly move up Trump ladder 5. Blac Chyna using Kardashian name 6. Abe's tip on becoming a Kardashian 7. How to spot a fake ass 8. Funny comment guy made in bathroom 9. Fuller House sucks and how to improve it 10. Abe was at a truck stop that offered showers 11. Sex robot cafe 12. Alan Thicke's last tweet --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 111 topics... 1. Abe's hatred of kangaroos 2. Kangaroo attacks and fights 3. What would happen if any of us fought a kangaroo 4. Matt Leinart's Twitter description 5. R. Kelly junk segment at concert 6. People who love snow 7. People who ask if you mind if they smoke 8. People who say Merry Christmas as a taunt --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 110 topics... 1. Taking shirt off when eating 2. Sam's claim that Abe ate off of cardboard 3. Messy foods 4. Things that are similar with babies and old people 5. Abe want's to go out like Jim Morrison minus the overdose 6. Guy at casino looked horrible and was bragging about his looks 7. The Dark Knight jacket 8. Sam's Trump comparison to Abe 9. Sam's thoughts on election 10. Getting on knees over 30 is hard 11. Two finger challenge and dumb internet challenges --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 109 topics... 1. New David Blaine special 2. The Bass ponytail kickstarter 3. Steroid cheats in NFL 4. President Obama and Ted Nugent 5. Regular Milk benefits and detractors 6. Cats could puke every day and not care --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 108 topics... 1. Cubs shock wave effect 2. People who live in "the bush" 3. Guy at Chipotle was mad when he saw "agua" sign 4. Why don't body shops ever know when work will be done? 5. Abe's shitty rental car 6. Blind guy without a stick 7. Adults who still talk about high school football 8. The Bass ponytail --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 107 topics... 1. Darlene's depressed years on Roseanne 2. Cubs and election social media posts 3. Linkedin is creepy 4. The door knob and safety game 5. Cubs and Sox 6. Steroid wing in hall of fame 7. Abe used to think Latino people were white as a kid 8. All guys school and pranks on teachers 9. Lady did Abe's sandwich scam with Bologna 10. Deli's need to evolve 11. Abe got hit by a semi truck 12. People whose voices change around different people 13. People in lines to vote look like they haven't left house in years 14. People who say they need to make an appearance at a party 15. Go-to lies when you don't want to go somewhere 16. Racist pet names --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 106 topics... 1. Larsa Pippen leaving Scottie Pippen 2. Scottie is know for having big junk 3. Michael Jordan competitive about everything including junk 4. Suge Knight accusations about Dr. Dre trying to kill him 5. Dre and Suge both have a kid with the same woman 6. The Undertaker went to Cavaliers game in full outfit 7. Jared from Subway's wife suing Subway 8. Jared was a catch in Indiana --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 105 topics... 1. Sox and cubs fans 2. People who fight at sports games 3. Amy Schumer, Madonna, and Ann Coulter 4. Abe won $5000 in poker tournament 5. Guy named "Cutler" kept talking about Jay Cutler 6. Swearing to God 7. People should have to claim their poop after effects 8. Unhealthy Trump supporters 9. People who participate in Movember 10. Young men are missing a manly chromosome 11. Abe and Sam's disagreement about waitresses --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 104 topics... 1. Is there anything Donald Trump could do to lose his supporters 2. Trump supporters that would let Donald have sex with their wives 3. Men who hold down women 4. Chicago marathon and the runners with balls hanging out 5. Derrick Rose might be the dumbest human being on Earth 6. Abe's new life hack involving stretching at urinal 7. The search for Abraham Bass on Facebook 8. Tips on getting into radio --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 103 topics... 1. The lasagna that ruined Abe's day 2. Noah's Arc 3. Ric Flair sex stories and Halle Berry story 4. The baby from Nirvana's "Nevermind" recreated cover art 5. People who donate sperm 6. Do parents care about their kids junk size 7. Adopting adults --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support

Episode 102 topics... 1. Sam's Arnold Palmer tribute 2. Tom Collins history 3. Jay Cutler reminds Abe of fake puking in grade school 4. Sam's work and life advice 5. Slob who had sandwich remnants on face for entire meal 6. Kid whose parents wanted him to throw lefty 7. People who share straws and joints 8. Abe's tip for guys who pass joints to strangers 9. Cocaine users should use paper or straws instead of dollar bills 10. George W. Bush would have been hilarious on cocaine 11. Xaralto lawsuit 12. The sex crazed tortoise that saved his species --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/abekanan/support