Hello, Creeps!

What's bigger than episode 100? Episode NINETEEN~ NINETY NINE of course! In honor of this episode, Fre reads off odd news clipping from this week in 1999. Coral revisits Bigfoot, presenting FACTUAL* evidence that the FBI tried to recruit this creature of legend into their ranks AND proof that we've figured out who Bigfoot really is. Is it possibly a hit R&B singer from the 90s? Only one way to find out.    *= Facts are, of course, open to interpretation.

Ever entered an abandoned MMO? If you're a normal, functioning human being, probably not. The Creeps, however, cover a person who did but ended up not being as alone as he thought! In honor of Pride month, Coral covers two stories regarding homophobia so utterly ridiculous, you'd think we're making it up. We're not. Journalists never make anything up. Enjoy!

The Creeps are back this week, breaking more news on former friend of the show, now bitter enemy and disgusting criminal....you guessed it: R. Kelly. After the Coral and Free take a figurative and possibly literal piss on him, the two discuss this year's new batch of crop as well as their personal interpretation of these mysterious phenomenon. I can't promise there are no dick jokes during that discussion. Finally, Free delves into the remains of mysterious birdmen from thousands of years ago, but really just reference famed rapped Birdman waaaaay too much. Enjoy?

The Creeps are back on the home stretch to episode 100 as they field some questions from some of the show's faithful. Who would the Creeps sacrifice to acquire the Soul Stone? What foul go-go bar would they haunt? What would they give up for a glimpse of Big Foot's dick? All that is answered plus Coral delves into the mystery of some decapitated goats that is being pinned on the innocent Pagans. Enjoy some top notch journalism lol jk. 

This week take a journey with us to Rome to suck down some handmade pasta and train to be exorcists. Do we spend a lot of time discussing Jesus getting it in once he found out he was gonna die? Most definitely. After that we journey to the basement where we take a look at another gaming fetish Fredo swears he doesn't partake in but we know is only half true. Come and listen to a brand new episode that almost guarantees you'll see both of us in hell. I mean, if you laugh you're probably just as horrible as us. See you in eternal damnation!

This is a wild one. After breaking down the generational gap in what is considered alternative music, Coral educates us on the aliens living among us, breeding extraterrestrial and human hybrids to assist in surviving the coming harsh climate changes but also to get that human booty. Fre then takes us on a sexual journey through the world of Dom/Sub play...as applied to role playing game tank/healer roles? Yep, listen to this incredibly professional breakdown on TANK SLUTS and HEAL SLUTS and get ready to never play WOW or Final Fantasy  XIV the same way again.  One step closer to becoming SEX SOUNDS, baby!

This week Fre hosts the Academy Awards and Coral cries over a fictional orangutan. Before any of that makes sense we take a look at the 2020 Democratic candidates' stances on UFOs, the Loch Ness Monster spotted outside of a local pub and an in depth discussion of some of the weirdest things we've seen when we were hammered. Do we reference another random 90's band more than once throughout the episode? Without question.

Coral takes the Creeps on a tour of Savannah, Georgia this week as be recounts some of his experiences from the most haunted city in the United States. Spoilers, however, as he fails to mention how all the dood cooked in pig fat has haunted him since his return. Some lazy journalism, we know, but we make up for it covering the Notre Dame fire and the apparently appearance of Jesus' likeness in the flames followed by 20 minutes of blasting the Catholic Church for centuries of cruelty and evil.  The episode needed some levity at this point so we talked about a caveman who ate and pooped out an entire rattlesnake. AKA, the first Real 1 who ever walked the earth.

The boys are back after a long Wrestlemania week to mix heroin, mashed potatoes and hidden pyramids in a delicious cocktail nobody wants or even asked for. Coral takes us up north where a journalist claims to have proof of ancient pyramids located under the mountains of Alaska and presents some of the most convincing evidence to date. We hit Mississippi after for a mysterious tater snack delivered to residents while they slumber. We close the episode out with Fre dropping some heat on the death of Kurt Cobain that connects him to a wild CIA conspiracy but definitely not to “Malibu” by Hole. I’m not saying we solved Kurt’s death but there’s a 95% chance we discuss “Celebrity Skin” by Hole more than once.

You may think that this is just a very immature title put up by a couple of guys who make way too many dick jokes, but I assure you there is an actual story to accompany this! Find out if an Indonesian woman succumbed to her well-endowed husband or if it was possibly something far less ridiculous that has plagued her for her whole life. Also, yes, we just liked having dick in the title. Coral also brings us some news about Tom DeLonge's new alien show, a possibly haunted super market, and other non-penis stories for the more sophisticated audience.

Come experience a real diversity of topics this week, as the Creeps explore the wonderful revelation of ancestry through DNA testing, the concept of immortality, African mysticism, and discuss the possibilities and social ramifications of time travel.  Nah, jk. We talk about Coral' and Fre's 23 and Me results and probably make a ton of inappropriate comments, a bunch of witches being burned in Africa; we discuss immortality, but not without making at least one Lazarus Pit comment, and the possibility that the 56th President of the United States was born at the end of 2018 and revealed by a time traveler from the future. I could have left it at the first paragraph, but then we definitely wouldn't have been real 1s. We would have been fake 1s and that that shit is not okay.

The Creeps dip into their cheery side this week, discussing some of the finer, heart warming parts of the Michael Jackson documentary, followed by a cool hour of listening to Ignition by a very inncocent Robert Kelly.    That's what I would be saying if this episode was being presented on Earth 2, but alas we are actually talking about two pop stars engulfed in darkness, as well as the death of a real one in Keith Flint of Prodigy. This shit sundae at least has a homemade whipped cream topping made of listener questions and Fre's experiences as an adult in college surrounded by 20somethings. It's not a good time.

What do you get when you mix a bear, Ted Bundy, Master P, No Limit Soldiers, R. Kelly, and Big Foot? You get this bizarre episode of Hello, Creeps! Is Ted Bundy haunting Lily Collins' for her portrayal of his girlfriend in the new Bundy biopic? Is the bear who saved a small child actually just Big Foot? Is Master P in that body? Finally, in usual Hello Creeps! fashion, we use our expert journalistic prowess to bring to you the latest news regarding R. Kelly's indictment by reading a story covered in literally every news site on the internet. Enjoy!

In this brand new episode Fre and Coral tag team a Q&A for the first time in Creeps history! On this night, two became one (with vodka). Find out if the Creeps ever seen a ghost while they discuss the ghosts of music's past and discuss Ke$ha, The Offspring and late 90's TRL battles at an unnecessary length. Davel sends in a weird fuck, marry, kill as only he can and find out which one of our regrets haunts us the most? All this and more darkness! Enjoy. You probably won't.

The boys are back in town and they are pretty drunk. Coral and Fre with special guest Tito's Vodka take a journey into the world of prehistoric parasites and what their reemergence in modern day means for mankind along with a horrible look at what happens when Sandy Hook shooting conspiracy theorists take their shit a bit too far. There's a lot more going on in the episode but, honestly, we don't fucking remember.

Just the two of us, Fre and I. In the first official Creeps of 2019 Fre and Coral tag team some old school gods that are starting to gain some modern day traction. What does a skinless man have to do with fertility? Not a clue, but we're pretty sure our ancestors just really wanted to bone. Is Zeus back trying to knock ladies up in the form of a bull? Honestly, it'd be the least weird thing going on in the news. All this and a whole lot more on a brand new sacradelicious episode!