Droids Canada Podcast

We did shots of scotch from Scotland, Johnny Walker and other stupidity during this episode. Just because we got wasted doesn't mean you cant either. But don't be a bonehead a and drink and drive. Also, shoutout to our boy Lemmy up in the sky as this episode is dedicated to one of the most badass metalheads to ever exist! Who'd win in a wresting match? Lemmy or God? Lemmy. NOPE. God? Wrong. Trick question. Lemmy *IS* God.

Ash, distraught over losing Pablo, is determined to bring him back; Ruby and Kelly tag along to make sure Young Ash never sees the Necronomicon.

Merry Birthmas! We celebrate Xmas the good ole Welland way. With Michelob Ultra's, booze talk, the constant conversation about Passports, Motley Crue misheard lyrics, farting at inappropriate times, and irregardless what The MountainMan says, Gremlins is a Christmas Movie.

Ruby, Kelly and Pablo encounter crazy characters when they search for Ash and Baal in an abandoned asylum; Baal schemes to break Ash and find the Necronomicon.

Dan visits the great Hamilton Comic Con in the hopes to lock in some epic interviews. Instead he was given a live mic and was allowed free reign to make poor decisions. This episode was not endorsed or approved by the owner of Droids Canada and he sincerely apologizes for what you are about to hear.

Ash's sense of reality begins to crumble after he wakes up in an asylum and lands in the care of a seeming helpful doctor.

Dan has the weirdest leg cramps and that's how we start the show! They discuss on where they should never get punched, Jean Claude Van Damme impersonations, CRA phone scams for iTunes Gift Cards, and how small towns can benefit from having a smoking monkey.

An angry mob corners Ash and the team in Brock's house while Ruby attempts to summon the spell to send Baal back to hell; Ash proves to the townsfolk that he is not a murderer, but a hero.

Has it really been 7 years since this award nominated show burst onto the podcast scene and was found off topic and offensive? Yes sadly it has. The 3 man band got back together to celebrate the fiery car wreck known as a Droids Canada Podcast. They discuss AEW, Dan's 146916th time at Disney this year, lame/offensive jokes and somehow they ended up in purgatory.

Ruby, Kelly and Pablo must break Ash out of jail after the Sheriff brings him up on charges.  

The MountainMan decides to up the ante and take on the 5 steps of doom in the deathnut challenge. Even Todd joins in and quickly learns how much of a bad idea it was.

And you thought the podcast streak was going to broken! Not on our watch. We give an episode that only proves how crazy(or even how stupid) the MountainMan is when it comes to spicy food. He may have died alittle on the inside.

We are officially a 2 TIME! 2 TIME! AWARD WINNING PODCAST! Bask in our Glory! Also, this is the episode everyone is waiting for! Discussed is the most controversial topic to ever be spoken of on the podcast. People were divided, families shattered, and friendships have been ended... Is it too early to play xmas music? Dan has control of the music and may have further pushed his xmas agenda upon all of us. Also, we announced the winner of that content thing we had.

Contest announcement! On 11/15/2019.. in St. Catharines.. in the Meridian Centre, The Offspring and Sum 41 will be stopping by on their Canada Tour! Listen to the episode to find out the details on how to enter. Here is a hint, it starts tomorrow.

At the time of the post, we have seen Joker approximately 5 times. But we were so excited that we got to see it in New York that we had to wait until we returned to Ontario to record it because someone forgot the recorder. They know who they are.

No Dan vs Evil Dead this week! We may air a bonus podcast that we never got around to airing awhile go tho. This is Part Deux of our trip to NYCC and all the shenanigans that happened while we were gone!

Ash is hunted as he searches for Delta; Ruby and Kelly battle the evil spawn; Pablo suffers from a new Necronomicon condition.

After a week of recovery, the boys return to the podcast studio to discuss their long weekend in New York. They discuss the tours, Central Park, MSG, and Dan's obsession with Grissom from CSI. It's not Ted Danson, Siri.

Local teens steal the Delta from Brock's house and raise hell; Ash and his best friend, Chet, scheme to lure the thieves to the bar in order to retrieve the Delta and the Necronomicon.

Pablo's grasp on reality is tested when Ruby reveals the Necronomicon has gifted him with premonitions; Ash and Kelly learn Brock's date might not be the warm body he is expecting.