Henry Kissinger Is Pokemon Going To Die

Bad news for the Republicans’ intact heads: it turns out socialism is good and people like it! On this week’s episode: Josh pays his respects for the late Meghan McCain by voting for her father again, Evan and Sam fail to joke, and Linus does something very unnecessary. RIP George “Polite” Washington. Sorry they took … Continue reading 032 – A Funny Picture of Donald Trump

We got him, folks. We here at HKIPGTD launched our funny Trump balloon over London and he resigned immediately. Now that that’s taken care of, we can talk about the REAL issues: roasting everyone, finding regular ways to use pig heads, and how to do a Jordan Peterson voice. And as always, thanks for listening … Continue reading 031 – Jordan “Gollum ‘Stitch’ Smeagol” Peterson

Topics of discussion include: Taco Bell depression, ComputerTalkChat, Mr. Peanut’s name, TMG/TMBG Top 3s, Squenix vore, 999 is good and Sam is smart. Featuring Sam and Luna. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

Disclaimer: Discord was having a lot of issues on the day of this recording, so the episode is a bit rough at times. Nothing we can do about it, sorry! This week, we discuss the correct pronunciation of Twenty One Pilots, learn about famous Bretts, and get grandfathered into lizardom. Here lies Discord… peperony and … Continue reading 030 – Elon Musk’s Cave Story

This scorching hot week, the hosts all melt together into one gelatinous beast, named HKIPGTD for the sound it makes oozing across the Earth. Lauren does spon-con for Chick-fil-A. Linus auditions for the part of Scott Pruitt. Zach is betrayed by our boys in blue. Josh listens intently. This is so sad, Alexa play podcast. … Continue reading 029 – The Young Pope of Fox News

I hope you’re all ready for some freaking civility, because we’re at our most polite and restrained this week. When the Supreme Court’s got you down, just remember there’s one silver lining: you can always get a UTI! Also, congratulations to Yung Challenger! Featuring Sam, Luna, and Zach. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Eminem – The Storm … Continue reading 028 – An Awfully Hot Coffee Pot

What’s up, war criminals? Time for another DISRUPTIANO as we try desperately to not talk about the horrible news from America’s southern border and instead talk about which of our hosts we’re going to kill, interesting biological facts about elected representation and legal weed. Also, Sam gets mad about Detroit: Become Human again. Featuring Matt, … Continue reading 027 – Dental Tootherism

What the FUCK is up, gamers? Hope you’re ready for all the big gamer pussy moments fresh from the floor of E3, where this was recorded live and in person! We decided to take a week off from news and just discuss the latest and greatest in heated gaming moments. Join us for the live … Continue reading 026 – Jeff Sessions, KKKeebler Elf

Topics of discussion include: LFO v. HKIPGTD, Citizen of the World Tony Hawk, soccer is destroying western civilization, Elon Mechs, salty milk and pennies, Todd’s new game. Featuring Sam, Evan, and Alex. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

Sorry this episode is a bit disorganized! It’s been a week. But if you think that’s going to stop us from saying our standard detestable garbage, hey, I guess you don’t know this podcast very well! This week: Linus’s dad gets doxxed, Luna gets censored, Matt has some issues with Bill Clinton, and Sam makes … Continue reading 025 – Cleaning Out the Spam Box

Howdy fellow Canadians! If you’re reading this, it’s on or after polling day in Ontario and we’re either in hell or in a different, slightly more left-leaning hell! If you’re American, this episode can help you get acquainted with Canada’s Biggest* Province and some of the hosts (and friends!) within its parliamentary system! We had … Continue reading BONUS EPISODE – Ontario Hellection (featuring Emma)

*NOTE* This is episode had a few audio issues originally, so this version is the correct one! Thanks for your patience!* Hey gamers! Are you ready for hot takes about the coolest new game Detroit: Become Human? Well you’re in luck! In between all of our gaming, we also talked to special guest Suzy about … Continue reading 024 – Huddled Masses, I Don’t Feel So Good…

The gang is back and mostly intact for another week of Elon After Dusk, the Elon Musk fancast! Step into the rhyme zone with us as we discuss Elon Musk crytyping, Elon Musk’s funny lever, Elon Musk’s worse Verrit, Elon Musk’s putrid son Thrush, and more! Oppan President Style! Featuring Sam, Matt, Evan, Linus, and Zach. Music used: … Continue reading 023 – The Elusive Threenis

This week on HKIPGTD, we have our first non-Lightbringer bonus episode! Axel, one of the hosts from over at Barking Points Memo, came on to talk about furry stuff with Lulu! Also, fandom outsiders Sam and Evan sat in for a complete learning experience. Join us as Axel confirms that furries do online better, runs … Continue reading BONUS EPISODE – Furrent Events (featuring Axel Lycan)

This week, we discuss the horrific Gaza tragedy at length, and then immediately forget we’re doing a politics podcast. Topics include: dodging the YouTube algorithms, Nicole Arbour punching up the jam, the mysterious death of Freddie Mercury, and time-traveling Alex. Featuring Josh, Alex, Linus and Luna. Music used: The Taxpayers – Evil Men Family Guy … Continue reading 022 – Stewie Griffin’s Real Voice

Welcome back to The Week in Stupid! Linus, Eddy, Caroline, and Lauren are here to give you the brain worms you’ve been wishing for by discussing our very capable President Deals, Rihanna our newest Pope That Fucks, and how much we can’t stand Elon Musk (surprise!). Also, we do our best Tim the Tool Man … Continue reading 021 – Waka Flocka McConnell

You wonderful weirdos keep giving us Patreon money, so here it is: our first monthly mailbag! Topics of discussion include sittin’ in trucks, the good cat Looker, cursed Clinton shipping phrases, and gold-covered rich asshole food. Featuring Sam, Evan, Linus, Matt, and Lauren. Tumblr | Twitter | Facebook | Discord | Patreon

Choo choo! You hear that? That’s the sound of us pulling into the Inflation Station for another great episode of Adjusting For Inflation, the furry podcast about everyone’s favorite kink! Join Lulu, Brooks, Patrick, and Sam as they talk about the in(flation)s and outs of the fetish in the current political climate! This episode: what’s … Continue reading 020 – Adjusting For Inflation

This week, like every other week, is brought to you by Canadian pizza powerhouse, Topper’s Pizza! Enjoy as all of our Canadian hosts, plus Sam, bring you a pizza-fueled hour of the nightmare hellscape we all call life! Scott Pruitt? More like Scott Pepperon-itt! So come on down to your local Topper’s, and fill your … Continue reading 019 – The Topper’s Pizza Party Hour

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Misandry Minute! This time, we spend an hour disrespecting men! There’s some other stuff, but it’s mostly that first thing. If you have any stories about hating men, please send an email to WeAllHateMen@Fuckmen.com. Also, please e-mail us to tell us if you want Family Guy to bring … Continue reading 018 – The Fellatio of Marilyn Manson by the Coward Marilyn Manson