Rants & Rage

What can I say? I think ALL kids should be kept in cages. 

I carfully think through every opinion I have. I don't watch the news, I don't read the paper. If an issue is presented, I do research and formulate my own opinion through the process of rationalization. If I'm wrong and confronted with opposing information, I will gladly recant and take into consideration the new information. What I don't do is strive to hurt people's feelings. The fact that some people take offense while others agree is proof that what is deemed "offensive" is entirely subjective and as the meme says, "It is not my responsibility to manage the emotions of others." Love you all and thanks for your continued support. 

Oh dang! We're fighting the evil Russians again. Oh and we're still teaching our kids about Christianity and can't figure out why we can't seem to make decisions about our future. Hmmmm....

That's right! I got mud all over my junk and everywhere else for that matter. Also, why do people still believe in the reanimated messiah? And I want Ben Affleck to audit the State. 

Why would a so-called conservative president be worried about a governement agency? Isn't that the goal of Republicans? Less government involvement in our day-to-day? No. Every single member of our government is in favor of the same thing: take from the producers and give to the non-producers. Including themselves. What the fuck has your government done for YOU lately?

Sooooo... I was able to finally convince Anonymous Brittany to come back with the intent of discussing relationships. Unfortunately, we got into the fireball and had visitors from the Jehovah's Witnesses. Weird right? 

First of all, if you're born with a penis you're a man. Also, there was another unarmed civilian shot dead by the Court of Cops in Sacramento. Sad, yes. But the protests that follow (as with all protests) was a waste of time, and in my opinion, hurt the cause more than they help. 

I'm tired of debating every little detail of the fucked up country we're living in. It's pretty obvious that they are symptoms of a collapsing once-great nation. And as far as our children thinking their stupid opinions matter - they fucking don't. I for one don't care what a bunch of skinny jean wearing, tide-pod eating kids, who have never worked a day in their lives have to say about ANYTHING!

I strayed from my norm and tried dating a liberal. It was every bit as horrible as one could expect. Also, Calfornia was ranked Worst Living Conditions out of all 50 states! Why am I not surprised? Is it because at only 12% of the Nation's population, we carry over 30% of the welfare recipients? 

I'm not willing to wait another 40 years to retire. I want to be lazy now! As such, my new goal is to save enough to retire at 50 and basically be a bum. 

Friday, I went to a reggae show and got entirely too high to function. This is the story of how my night ended before it began. 

Being known as somewhat of an asshole isn't always a bad thing. Not if it means you stand up for your beliefs, stand up for yourself, and don't hurt anyone in the way. But sometimes, your beliefs need to be questioned. If you're incapable of seeing things from a new perspective, incapable of challenging your beliefs, than you're not an asshole, you're an arrogant piece of shit. 

At nearly 2.25% of our entire population, our state bureaucracy is our largest employer. But they are also inefficient and ineffective. If a private business ran this way, it would be bankrupt within no time. My guess is that when there is a steady stream of income regardless of performance, there is no accountability or drive to perform better. It's disgusting and something needs to change. It's time we put performance quotas on State Employees.

I'm starting to wonder why the media (mainstream and social) is so intent on creating so much divisivness. Based on historical figures, we're long overdue for a financial recoil. What will happen when we're all broke AND hating eachother?

Do your kids eat as much or stink as bad as mine? Call me, we'll talk about it. 

Oh lawd, here we are again. Another school shooting, another debate about gun control. The truth is, if you want 22-inch arms, you need slow, controlled movements. My thoughts and prayers to the victims. Don't forget about how sads I am! (Thanks A.J.)I don't know. I'm too stupid to debate this one.  

What a great week. California State Assemblywoman and outspoken leader of the #metoo movement steps the fuck down after grabbing dicks while drunk. See? All people suck. Not just men. 

Why is it okay for Black Lives Matters and the feminist movement to use hate speech against men to get their issues accross? And how's that working for you so far? Getting any support from the men who aren't still virgins?