Roses Tell All

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes talk about this latest week in Bachelor in Paradise, Derek's ability to get a loan, what our plans are post-paradise, and Jenn does the outro this time. How does it go? Listen to find out! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes break down John Paul Jones breaking down, Caelynn and Dean, Tahzjuan's meltdown, pigeons, and fresh tea about Tayshia! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast Insta: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes talk about the most recent episodes of Paradise, how we handle people judging us for watching The Bachelor, Derek being weird, Hannah G being weird, Jordan being from Florida, John Paul Jones being weird (everyone's being weird I guess), and Tubes gives relationship advice against everyone's better judgment. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast Instagram: @roses_tell_all

Sam, Jenn, and Tubes talk about the most recent episodes of paradise including Big Mike's scandalous tweets, Dylan needing to grow a pair, Hannah G's sketchiness, Jordan and Christian and their pinata, and more! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes discuss Caelynn's pre-paradise shenanigans, how Annaliese needs to stay in her lane, Balockaye's text drop, Claymond Harbour, the Thot Maurader, the Kardashleyan's wedding, who would make the best bachelor, and Tubes sings a song (again). Apologies again for the crappy sound quality from Tubes and Sam, that should hopefully be fixed by next week (fingers crossed). Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast insta: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes talk about the Bachelorette finale, what it's like to bring a guitar to an argument, Tyler's pipe-laying characteristics, whether or not Peter successfully edged in the fantasy suite, and much more! Also Tubes and Jenn are both sick, so get ready for their dulcet tones. instagram: @bachelor.spoilers podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes give a quick overview of fantasy suites, discuss the (hopefully final) appearance of Icky Luke, talk about Tyler's good fuck status, and give Mike more well-deserved love. IG: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast IG: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Tubes talk about hometown dates, why religion has nothing to do with you being an asshole, the worst car to get picked up in for a date, and much more! Just FYI, episode 12 will be slightly delayed as we will be in Vegas all together! So it will be worth the wait. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

This week, the gang discusses the week before hometowns, Pilot Pete and Jettin Jack, which mom they are most excited for during hometowns, as well the likelihood of Pilot Pete owning an airline. Some of us may or may not be drunk this episode. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast Instagram: @roses_tell_all

Tubes, Sam, and Jenn talk about the most recent episode, specifically Luke being a a controlling jerk, Garrett's fear boner, Peter's sexiness, and how Luke ruins everything. They also get into Paradise and F1 tea, and Tubes and Sam talk about their experience almost auditioning for The Bachelor. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Tubes, Sam, and Jenn talk about how Luke performs in bed, the nature of Hannah's apology to the guys, new tea involving Jed, Tyler C, and Blake, as well as Paradise spoilers! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Jenn, Sam, and Scottish Tubes talk about not cursing and failing, why swearing is awesome, icky Luke and Luke S, SCOTLAND, why we love Mike, more of icky Luke, and just for good measure, more of icky Luke. instagram: @bachelor.spoilers podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Tubes gushes about Jaylen (Baelen) Brown, "Nah, Deep Dish", Jenn talks about controlling relationships, what to do in Boston and Newport, Jed's stripper career, Kevin's Civil War service, and how best to handle problematic people in group situations and why the term "psychopath" isn't helpful in the Bachelorette context. Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

Thank you for bearing with us as this podcast is late - we had technical issues that Tubes hopefully fixed. Join us as we find new ways to utilize ABC, we talk about John Paul Jones, the new Anastasia Beverly Hills palette, why we love Mike, and what it means to date a controlling person. Instagram - @bachelor.spoilers Podcast Instagram - @roses_tell_all

In this episode, J joins us to discuss the premiere episode, how to properly say 9500, the merits of cropping the top of your head out of photos, who the hottest Bachelor is, and more importantly, whether or not Luke P killed someone in Puerto Rico Spoiler instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Podcast instagram: @roses_tell_all

The gang breaks down the Bachelorette special, featuring Brad Womack impressions, inability to speak due to various reasons, and much more! Instagram @bachelor.spoilers Podcast insta @roses_tell_all

The Roses Tell All gang answers some of your most burning questions ripped straight from the instagram! These include but are not limited to: what beer you would love to see in Bachelor Mansion, favorite villain exit, FMK, and many more! Instagram: @bachelor.spoilers Show instagram: @roses_tell_all