Woody & Wilcox

We take the things that golf announcers say out of context...and man do they say some FUNNY things during professional golf. You don't have to like golf, it does help if you have the mind of a 13-year-old though!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Cold Stone Creamery lawsuit; Gloria Estefan will sponsor a submarine; Student takes sip from teacher’s drink and it turns out to be vodka; The Office reboot; Woman files for divorce based on a psychic reading; KFC sales increase 50% for Mother’s Day; A man has a swollen penis for 17 years; IHOP/Applebee’s joint restaurants; Thief caught with 100 pounds of gift cards; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Night show jokes; Zoo painted dogs to look like pandas; Woody gets an advertisement for underwear in his fortune cookie; Woody Game Wednesday; Woody couldn’t get a sandwich at Popeye’s; The proliferation of body deodorants; Swiss Army Knives will stop including a blade; And so much more!

No Need to Explain-Who’s This Celebrity That Had a Problem With Cocaine?

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: National Teachers Day; Jeff Daniels sings on the Kelly Clarkson Show; Money found in Ohio bathrooms; Software engineers keeps over 7,000 tabs open on his computer for two years; Watching sports helps your mental health; Snoop Dog is sponsoring a football bowl game; Nude cruises on the Big Nude Boat; Millenials are having a love affair with pet chickens; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Tom Brady roast; Cool Beans Remix; School district goes on lockdown due to Bigfoot prank; The internet gets to name Punxsutawney Phil’s babies; 70 passengers on a flight to Germany were vomiting; Mother’s Day gifts for moms with a sense of humor; National Nurses Day; Chelsea’s issue at the music festival; Starliner will be launched today with passengers; And so much more!

Pete Barger discusses the great things happening at Southern Distilling.

Gary Sobba discusses the Wells Fargo Championship happening in Charlotte May 6 through May 12.

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody’s throwing out the first pitch; Bing Crosby’s birthday; Fun With Golf Audio; The best cities in America for naked gardening; Tip calculations on receipt is grossly overstated; Real ID requirement coming soon; TV/Movie round-up; You can win free babysitting from Door Dash; Cool Beans’ 10 year anniversary; Ozempic breasts; Arby’s releases new product for the Kentucky Derby; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Anniversary of the release of the first Austin Powers movie; A bear eats a duck family in front of customers at the zoo; Passenger banned and fined for fighting on a flight; Mother’s day spending; The latest Masked Singer reveal; Sound emojis; New Kool-Aid flavor; Linkin Park is looking for a female vocalist as lead singer; A map that shows every county in the country from drunkest to driest; Americans are secretly working remotely on vacation; Kevin Costner and Jewel are allegedly dating; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Personality changes while taking medication; National Phone In Sick Day; 60,000 bees found inside a little girl’s closet; Bologna folder; Woody Game Wednesday; Bette Midler discussion; Marijuana update; Dolly Parton’s new alcoholic beverages; Domino’s encourages tipping by giving a discount on pizza; And so much more!

They Got the Lei From the Very First Day!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: New nut dispenser in the kitchen at the radio station; Tragic incident in Charlotte; Titanic 2 will recreate the voyage of the doomed ship; Taking the stairs is healthy for you; Cool Beans anniversary; Iron Maiden singer yells at the crowd; The sound of horns and traffic is slowly killing us; Self-driving tractor trailers will be on the road this year; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Jeans that look like you peed yourself; Jon Bon Jovi’s wedding anniversary; Cool Beans Remix; Palm Royale review; Priest uses company credit card for Candy Crush and Pokemon Go; Kevin Spacey documentary; How to wake up happy; Worst cities to drive in; Overhaul of school lunch; Tom Brady’s penmanship blamed for messing up keepsakes; And so much more!

Things that sound dirty when taken out of context from golf broadcasts.

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Woody imitates the cicadas; Snoop Dogg banned from British Airways; Fun With Golf Audio; A family accidentally sent their cat to California via Amazon; Woody’s interaction at the CVS; Woman gets ill from vending machine coffee because of bugs; Season 2 of MILF Manor premieres; National Hairball Awareness Day; Should you wash your new clothes before wearing them; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: The NFL draft is tonight; Christina Applegate announces she had the sapovirus; Top ten things that distract people while driving; Changes to airline refund policies; People are calling 9-1-1 because of cicadas; Zoo misgenders a hippo; Well-endowed man banned from yoga; Avocado sommeliers are coming to Shake Shack; And so much more!

Today on the Woody and Wilcox Show: Anniversary of Mario Lopez marrying Ali Landry; Ostrich swallows keys and dies; Wilcox’s wait time was listed in seconds; Woody Game Wednesday; Washing cheese; Women are getting injection of salmon sperm to help with their sex life; Nine-year-old wins seagull screeching world championship; And so much more!

What the Helly, Who's This Other Kelly?