Gold Bones

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff tell another story from the Spacebar. Mallory probably would have tied it all together beautifully but, Jeff talks over her ideas as usual and the plot just kinda peters out. 

Jeff and Andrew were all on their own a few weeks ago and decided to record a story from a little dive bar tucked away in a minor spiral arm of the Milky Way Galaxy known as the Orion Spur.

Sam, Andrew, and Jeff do a Bat that ends up being about zombies.

Andrew and Jeff talk a lot about Christianity but with cows added to the mix.

Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff tell a story about scarcity and the sacrifices it necessitates around the North Pole.

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff perform an improvised murder mystery with very little murder and even less mystery. Then they do another one about kombucha and those who produce it and those who consume it.

Lucian, Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat about lost treasure and calling your teacher mom.

This week, after losing one recording session to faulty technology, Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff just kinda chat about their childhoods for awhile. It's kind of a weird one. I hope you like it.

Mallory, Sam, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat about spooky real estate investments, what it might be like to meet Adam Sandler, and the relative merits of different melons. Then Sam leaves without a word. The remaining crew does another Bat and then talks about Andrew Jackson for probably definitely way too long.

It's another double header this week! Mallory, Sam, Andrew, and Jeff explore themes of love, babytheft, and Moses. Then they move on to french rats and it gets a little gross.

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff take a deep dive into The Sixth Grade. 

Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff find themselves on the bleeding edge of nutritional "science"

Andrew and Jeff talk about justice.

Sam, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat dealing with class warfare.

Mallory, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat for you. This week they start off with a warmup extrapolation leading to roly polies. The Bat touches on themes important to us all; themes like: memory crystals, bizarrely misogynistic reinterpretations of the fall of Adam and Eve, skiing.

Sam, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat that deals with pigs and the value of knowledge.

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff describe a high school badass. Mallory paints a lewd painting. Canada Kid is sensitive about his origins.

Mallory, Lucian, Andrew, and Jeff perform a Bat about a sweet rock'n'roll band! Tune in this week to hear how some misfit teens overcome their differences and learn a few lessons along the way.

Mallory lies about beans.

Jeff and Andrew perform two Bats. First a trip to jail. Next, those pearly whites, AKA Heaven and the metro-Heaven area.