Verbal Laxative Podcast

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Synopsis

A podcast where we relieve the constipation in your brain News? Politics? Entertainment? Nerd Culture? Ridiculous topics that really don't matter? Look no further than this authoritative podcast where 3 guys with zero qualifications and half baked opinions talk about anything and everything. This is where the crap flows freely.

Episodes

  • Episode 43: "I would Like to Create a Religion For Animals"

    17/08/2020 Duration: 02h28s

    In this episode with special guest and friend of the show, Phil (F1ldor), we ask him about his opinions on Covid-19 in the USA and Kamala Harris being Biden's VP Pick. (Spicy Take Included) But first, Bmoney ups his propensity to swindle and proposes to create a new religion as a business venture, but aimed heavily at animals. The conversation turns into monopolies and evolve to talking about going to colonizing Mars.

  • Episode 42 - The Manpisode: Choice Between a Douche or Shit Sandwich

    06/08/2020 Duration: 02h26min

    In this "intimate 2-man episode" we talk about the US ban of TikTok and compare the olden day religious missionary fervor and the modern day theological equivalent in "freedom and democracy". We then talk about the "Business of Drugs" documentary and enjoy the delicious irony of the show being hosted by a former CIA spook and also the relation between the Golden Triangle in SE Asia and the Chinese Civil War. Finish with a rant against the infamous "Vote or Shutup" Asshole archetype.

  • Episode 41 - Simping for Mistress Cancel

    24/07/2020 Duration: 02h16min

    Recurring Guest Adrian joins us for our special episode after taking an extended break from recording (we just got lazy). We talk about Cancel Culture and just turn up our stupid to maximum for 2 plus hours. Enjoy

  • Episode 40 - When Society Asks You "Does this Dress Make Me Look Fat?"

    13/06/2020 Duration: 02h20min

    We talk about the continuation this week of the Black Lives Matter Protests in America and the tensions behind some loaded phrases thrown about.  We then talk a bit about Cancel Culture and the futility of the ballot box.  Also touch upon what the difference would be between the current protests in America and an actual rebellion or insurrection.   End the episode with this question - Would you press a button for a million dollars but it kills someone?  Stay and listen to our answer.  

  • Episode 39 - They Would Nut If They Had The Same

    30/05/2020 Duration: 02h54s

    In this special 2-man episode we dive into political talk.  What does it mean to be on the political left or right and why it's diluted in mainstream discussions to become worthless labels.   We dive into historical materialism, Chinese and Western political context, Hong Kong security law, recent Minneapolis protests for George Floyd, and what class based politics means.  

  • Episode 38 - More Acceptable to Fart in Public than Cough Now

    20/05/2020 Duration: 02h25min

    We start the episode with another Coronavirus rant and the weekly absurdities. Then we talk about things to watch: Extraction movie, Vikings, and Upload. Also bant about Star Wars clone wars vs the new movies. Discussion turns into a random talk on old languages and re-creating them, including old Chinese and the modern dialects. End the episode with a talk on Superstitions and old silly traditions.

  • Episode 37 - "Bob" Wayne

    30/04/2020 Duration: 02h17min

    Another day of ridiculing the stupidity going on during the Age of Coronavirus like the lockdown protests with guns and garbage news media. We dive into North Korea gossip and talk about Kim Jong Un - is he alive? Who would succeed him?  Also why his surviving brother probably wouldn't be a successor. Reminisce about soon to be relics of the past that younger people will not recognize - manual transmission, dial-up internet, payphones.  Then we talk about the future and cybernetic implants. Finish off by talking about new Final Fantasy 7 Remake, Asassins Creed, God of War, and Bryan reveals why he hates role playing games, or being presented with choices in general.  

  • Episode 36 - "After the Infection, Comes the Sex"

    18/04/2020 Duration: 02h16min

    We start the episode off playing around with inspirobot and asian livestream thots, excellent ways to past time for Covid-19 time. Then we get into the thick of it, ridiculing the foolish notion of saving the economy at the expense of lives, the worthlessness of news outlets and their nonsensical tabloid reporting, and America losing it's mind withdrawing funds from the World Health Organization.   Also some talks intersperced here and there for Netflix's Tiger King and Bmoneyisms.  

  • Episode 35 - Coronavirus Bath

    11/04/2020 Duration: 02h11min

    Our first episode recorded online due to that pesky Coronavirus.  Quality is opposite of excellent, but enjoy our bants on the Covid-19, USA elections, stuff to do while cozy at home, and just hangout as we attempt to entertain everyone cooped up at home.  

  • Episode 34 - Busking for DDR

    04/03/2020 Duration: 02h19min

    We are back after a month long hiatus partly due to technical difficulties (goddamn behringer).  We still lost the first 5 min and the last 30 seconds (right after ironically joking about it) We talk about the USA democratic primaries since South Carolina, Super Tuesday, tease a Trump V Bernie, and wealth inequality, Coronavirus and what quarantine life would be like. I also had a brain fart talking about Super Tuesday, should be *14* states not 4. We then end by talking about bad movies.

  • Episode 33 - Communist Jesus (Happy Chinese New Year)

    25/01/2020 Duration: 02h50min

    In this episode recorded close to Chinese New Year we talk about RELIGION and some stories of conversions, scientology, Iran's monumental fuck up in the plane shoot down, and Bmoney trying to score at church. 2nd part deals with Elon Musk's companies, future environmental changes, and some rants on some action CGI and other movies that won the Screen Actors Guild Award.  3rd part deals with the US 2020 election: Bernie vs Warren, Biden's brain melt, Trump's impeachment gong-show, etc

  • Episode 32 - First Episode of 2020 - Nudes for Koalas

    09/01/2020 Duration: 02h02min

    Our first episode of 2020! We start off banting about a bunch of movies including Starwars Ep 9 and we have our own surprise twist. Then we get to the main topic the recent events starting in 2020 like the massive Australian wildfires and America assassinating the Iranian general. Then we get talking about NYE "party etiquette" while getting depressed for Jason's 'forever lonely' NYE celebration.  

  • Episode 31 - The Boobs can be where you put your Wrist

    16/12/2019 Duration: 02h43min

    We start off this marathon episode by talking about Xin's recent vacation musings and common culture shock between East Asia and North America. Bmoney gives a rant against the deception of the ingredients list on food products which then turns into a talk about calorie counting and GMO. We talk about the K-movie Parasite, Marriage Story on netflix, and Star Wars - then somehow this turns into a discussion on contracts, marriage, divorce, rich/poor, whether Jedis in starwars were a bunch of assholes, and welfare queens. Also get into discussing the different tax regimes in European and North Americans and why Andrew Yang goofed on his opposition against the wealth tax, revisit what's happening in Hong Kong and the hot mess it has become, Huawei "251" employee controversy, electronic voting, and our own suggestion of a Netflix 'SHUFFLE MODE'. Finishing the long episode with a talk about James Holzhauer, the man who broke Jeopardy!.

  • Episode 30 - When Do You Learn How to Wipe Your Butt?

    17/11/2019 Duration: 01h48min

    In this episode we start off talking about crappy art and dick drawings, then Don Cherry getting fired from Sportsnet from his poppy rant. We also do a deep dive into Bryan's disastrous social dilemmas with his neighbours and more of his terrible B-Moneyisms.  Also we talk about whether it's better to wipe your ass sitting down or standing up. Then we debate what the difference is between millennial and Gen "Y" and "BOOMER" mentality; also talk a bit about past and future world war 2 movies (Dunkirk, Midway, etc). To conclude, we talk about Diablo 4 and the Blizzcon cinematic trailer to finish off the episode.

  • Episode 29 - LolWexit- The Joke is Not Good

    01/11/2019 Duration: 01h14min

    To start off we talk about Disney+ and the new terminator movie.   Then we pivot to Canadian election results and imagine a scenario where Alberta separates from Canada: A sloppy mess.    

  • Episode 28 - I Don't Know a Single One of my Neighbours

    16/10/2019 Duration: 01h54min

    We dive into this episode like fools by talking about the new Joker movie when only 1/4 of us have watched it. Bmoney gives his anti-recycling rant and we also talk about censorship and "freedom of speech" ala the NBA vs China tweet fiasco. End the episode with a brief talk about the crappy Canadian Federal Election.

  • Episode 27 - "WHAT ANIMAL GOES INTO SPACE??!"

    27/09/2019 Duration: 02h18min

    In this MARATHON MOVIE LENGTH EPISODE we start off light with everything from Trudeau blackface, Another Trump Impeachment, future of smartphones and telecoms Then we go into a bloodbath when we talk about whether Humans would have colonized space 10000 years into the future as Bryan gives out his best "B-Moneyism" hot takes.  Chaos ensues and all our brains (and yours) get sandpapered smooth at the end of it all.  

  • Episode 26 - The Wheel turns as the....Wheel turns?

    14/09/2019 Duration: 01h34min

    We are back after a randomly timed hiatus.  We start off by talking about "The Boys" on Primevideo and the live action Aladdin movie; then we segway into smart phones.  The second half of the episode we talk about the upcoming WHEEL OF TIME series on amazon prime; Hassan reveals some secret past shitty straight-for-tv movie attempt of Wheel of Time.

  • Episode 25 Bonus - Chernobyl

    31/07/2019 Duration: 58min

    Bonus episode where we talk about HBO's Chernobyl and the good, the bad, and the ugly.   We talk about the inaccuracy/accuracy of the film, our gripes or praises of certain scenes, and nuclear power in general.  Disclaimer: We have no idea what we are talking about.  

  • Episode 25 - Smooth Brain

    31/07/2019 Duration: 01h36min

    We start off with a pile of random stuff: bad drivers, pick pocketing, gambling, the moon, space race, ken ham, and more useless stuff. The meat and finale of the episode today is a 2v2 showdown between the hosts on whether ethnicity is a big factor in dating.  The showdown turned into a scorched desolate battlefield and we all get stupider as a result.  

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