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Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio

Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio

Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio

Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio

Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio

Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio

Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio

Latest episode of Iain Lee on Absolute Radio

The first of Iain and Eloise's 2 Hour Long Late Night Radio Show starting at 11

And this is it, the final Sunday Night Show EVER.  To celebrate, Iain and Eloise are joined in the studio by Rob Burnett, Paulie and Watko.  After a Fleetwood Macc singalong, the final call of the final show goes to Anxious Man with "At times unbearably so".  As Iain himself states it, "A fitting way to end".

Iain get to chat to the delightfully Northern Sue Morgan, which is very entertaining and a nutter called Sophia is on FOR AN HOUR not listening to anyone and just waffling on - Iain doesn't actually speak at all, for all the time.

Iain manages to track down the son of of Simon Dee and ask if Simon will come on the show ... on the same day that he dies!  Barry from Watford gets tiddley on Speckled Hen and is forthright upon subjects ranging from Stewart Lee and ASBOS, to Marley and Me and Notting Hill.  Iain also asks Who is Your Third Favourite on Dragons Den and interviews DUCKWORTH LEWIS METHOD (SPR).

Iain has been a bit feisty this week, what with arguing with a fat bloke on Oxford St who wanted to kill him and badminton playing tyre fitters.  The co-Lee-seum debate tonight is whether Caddick stays or goes - HE STAYS! (Not really a spoiler, he still calls in eight years later).  Iain asks if all mountains in Scotland are called Ben - rent-a-jock Alan from Glasgow rings in.  A random called Eddie calls in, turns out to be a pianist who played with Andy Kaufman at Carnegie Hall, amongst other places!  Iain shags a wall on the video diary and R-Kelly is Trapped in the Closet.

Iain has been to a wedding in Sweden where he impressed loads with his uncle dancing.  The Alan Caddick 'Excuse Me' rant becomes a ringtone, plus Paris Hilton or Jordan creates fills more time and creates more arguments than it probably should.

Iain describes how he's just as common as the little folks, by recently using a council swimming baths and being really brave about the anus veruccas and gob plasters.  Tonight is also Iain Lee: The Musical, where he, Eloise and all the callers sing their calls and links for a whole hour.  The Co-Lee_Seum is vanilla vs chocolate ice cream, The Beatles in panpipes gets an airing and Psychic Sylvia goes proper dark.

Iain is the Primark radio and proud of it.  He even allows Mr Naughty to attempt a non-sexual topic but he doesn't quite do it.  Young Annabel rings in after a few years and Iain hosts The Co-Lee-Sium, which is an idea of Andy Partridge's, and becomes a feature for a bit - tonight was the debate on U2 being good or bad.  Last night was Frank Sidebottom's infamous drunken 100 Club gig and tonight sees the first of the 'Iain's Video Diaries' on the Youtube channel iainonabsolute. 

Even all these years ago, as nowadays on talkRadio, some people just don't get IT IS A SHOW!  When Iain plays the same clip umpteen times before 'finding' the right one - that's just a bit.  When Iain says he only has one bed so HAS to play the same one on repeat, he's blagging - something a young caller doesn't get when he phones whinging.  Iain and Eloise get to name a caller and his girlfriend's naughty bits (Fru Fru and Spatula), Iain has made it to 36 without getting a filling, Eloise claims she won't have one either in the next 10 years - I checked after 8 years and she'd had one, so 1-0 IL.  Iain has a tassel, Rob Burnett won't do orgies cos 'germs', Milly sings Billy Joel and 'I am Ross Stevens'.

Eloise decides to skive after one show so Iain is produced by Butch Patrick and in a different studio.  Boxgate continues, with Iain still not got his box or his £47.72 back.  Pauly gives advice on other ways to dispose of a prostitute and Iain toys with jacking it all in and becoming a teacher.

Iain admits that from the ages of 7 until he was about 12 his mother had convinced him that his middle name was Gaylord - so Iain Rougvie may have become Iain Gaylord by deed poll and this would be iaingaylordpodcasts.co.uk!  JOSIE LONG live in the studio (SL) where old nasty nicknames are discussed - Iain being Crazy Legs Crane; Josie being Chubby Checker and Gary from Catford wonderfully being Gaztec Camera!  Don't talk to Iain about cardboard boxmakers; which animals could be put in a silent zoo; Eloise now producer in all but name (and salary probably) and Iain has been mistaken for Dick and/or Dom.